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Can't get the monkey off your back?
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Then put it in your mouth...
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... with Monkeyshine Beer!
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Get it, monkey
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Get it, get it, monkey
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Monkey, monkey
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Monkeyshine Beer.
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Because it's a jungle out there!
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That commercial always
makes me so sad.
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But then the guy opens his beer
and girls run at him...
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...so everything works out okay.
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I meant because the monkey
reminds me of Marcel.
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I can see that.
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Because they both have those big
brown eyes and the little pouty chin.
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And the fact that
they're both monkeys?
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I wonder if I did the right thing,
giving him away.
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Ross, you had to. He was
humping everything in sight.
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My Malibu Barbie will no longer
be wearing white to her wedding.
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Remember when he'd borrow your hat...
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...and when you got it back,
there'd be monkey raisins in it?
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When he did it, it was funny.
When I did it to my boss's hat....
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Suddenly, I had this big
"attitude problem."
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The One With the Super Bowl
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Hey, check it out!
Guess what I got?
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Rhythm?
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No. My first fan mail!
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"Dear Dr. Ramoray:
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I love you and would do
anything to have you."
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My gosh! "Your not-so-secret
admirer, Erika Ford."
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Oh, wait.
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"P.S. Enclosed, please find
14 of my eyelashes."
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In Crazy World, that means
you're married.
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It's not addressed to Days Of Our
Lives. This came to your apartment.
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She was in our building.
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Oh, my God.
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I got my very own stalker!
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You are so lucky, I'm gonna share mine.
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Joey, remember we talk about good thing and bad thing.
This is a bad thing.
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Where are you off to?
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There's a paleontology
conference in L.A.
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So I figured I'd go and drive down
to the zoo and surprise Marcel.
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He will be surprised.
Till he realizes he's a monkey...
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...and isn't capable of that emotion.
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Phoebe? That really cute guy
is here again.
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Okay, so everyone...
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... pretend I'm telling you a story
and it's really funny.
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So everyone just laugh. Now!
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I know, I know!
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I'm Rob Donan.
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Hi, Rob Donan.
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I don't know anything about music,
but I think you're really great.
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Anyway, I schedule performers
for children's libraries.
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And I was thinking, have you thought
about playing your songs for kids?
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I would love to have kids...
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...hear me play the songs
that I will write for them.
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What do we do for dinner?
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We could cook for ourselves.
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It's Erika.
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My God. The stalker!
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Never mind. It's open.
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Hitting her with a frying pan
is a good idea.
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But we want a backup plan,
just in case she isn't a cartoon!
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Let's get out of here!
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The one time they're not home!
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We'll leave.
When we pass her...
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...she won't know me,
because we never met!
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That's how radio stars
escape stalkers!
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She's coming!
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It's me.
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This is it.
This is how we're gonna die.
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You ready?
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Erika!
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-Mr. Geller?
-Yes, hi.
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Dean Lipson, zoo administrator.
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You had a question?
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I can't find the monkey I donated
last year. He's a capuchin...
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...answers to the name Marcel?
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I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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Marcel has passed on.
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Oh, my God. What happened?
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He got sick,
and then he got sicker...
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...and then he got a little better.
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But then he died.
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I can't believe this!
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I'm sorry, Mr. Geller.
But you know, there's an old saying:
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"Sometimes monkeys die."
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It's not a great saying...
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... but it certainly is fitting today.
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-Someone should've called me.
-I'm sorry.
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Look, I know this can't
bring him back...
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... but here, it's just a gesture.
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Zoo dollars?
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Yes, and come see the bird show
at 4. The macaws wear hats.
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It's a lot cuter
if your monkey hasn't just died.
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I know.
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I can't believe Joey's having
lunch with his stalker!
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What is she like?
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You remember Kathy Bates in Misery?
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Well, she looks
the exact opposite of that.
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And she's not crazy?
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Oh, no, no.
She's a total whack-job.
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She thinks that Joey is
actually Dr. Drake Ramoray.
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Oh, my God!
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And he's going out with her?
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He cannot pursue this.
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Just because this woman sees Joey
through the magical box...
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...in her living room
doesn't mean she's not a person.
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Does she not deserve happiness?
Does she not deserve love?
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Why are you looking at me? He's
the one who wants to boff the maniac!
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Are you okay?
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No. I'm just nervous.
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Maybe if I just picture them all
in their underwear....
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That's not a good idea. That's
the reason the last guy got fired.
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I'm used to playing for grownups.
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Grownups drink their coffee
and do their grownup thing.
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And kids...
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...Iisten.
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It's just a huge responsibility.
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What?
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Are you gonna kiss me?
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I was thinking about it.
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Alrighty! Let's play some tunes!
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Ok! Let's find some seats.
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Chandle, we gonna find our seats.
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Hold on a second.
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He thinks he can.
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He thinks he can.
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Oh, what the hell.
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He can.
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-Hi, everybody. I'm Phoebe.
-Hi, Phoebe!
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I'm gonna play some songs
about grandparents, okay?
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Now Grandma's a person
Who everyone likes
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She bought you a train
And a bright shiny bike
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But lately she hasn't
Been coming to dinner
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And last time you saw her
She looked so much thinner
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Now your mom and your dad said
She moved to Peru
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But the truth is she died
And someday you will too
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I will have the great seven, and the doctor, will have the resertal.
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-Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
-Yeah, it is.
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What?
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Well, here we sit, devil-may-care...
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...and a while ago you were
reattaching Simone's spinal cord.
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That was a tricky one.
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In reality...
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...that operation takes 10 hours.
But they only showed it for 2 minutes.
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Who's "they"?
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No one.
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Drake, you are so talented.
Let me see those hands.
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Oh, these hands,
these beautiful hands.
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I could just eat them.
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But I won't.
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Otherwise my watch would fall off.
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No, seriously.
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These hands...
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...these miracle, magical,
life-giving hands.
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Just to be near them, touch them,
maybe even lick one?
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All right. Just one.
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You're good at that.
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Oh, my God! Someone!
He's choking!
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Is anyone here a doctor?
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Yes, the best doctor in Salem!
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Dr. Drake Ramoray!
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Meet me in the nocturnal
house in 15 minutes.
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Hey, look. I don't really enjoy
being with other men that way.
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But, zoo dollars?
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It's about your monkey!
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It's alive.
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I don't understand.
Why didn't you help that man?
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Because I'm a neurosurgeon...
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...and that was clearly a case of...
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... "foodal chokage."
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I gotta tell you something
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You don't have to tell me anything.
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You don't have to
explain yourself to me.
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Who am I to question
the great Dr. Drake Ramoray?
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I should be happy to be near you.
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Hey, l
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Hey what?
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That's it. Just hey!
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Like at the end of a dance. Hey!
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There'll be times when you get older
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When you'll want to sleep with people
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Just to make them like you
But don't!
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'Cause...
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... that's another thing...
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... that you don't wanna do
Everybody!
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That's another thing
That you don't wanna do
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-Excellent!
-Very informative!
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Not at all inappropriate!
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Thank you for coming, everybody!
There are cookies in the back.
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That was great.
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The kids loved you.
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Yea! I rock!
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And you know why?
Because you told the truth.
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Nobody ever tells kids the truth.
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You were incredible!
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But...?
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-How'd you know there was a "but"?
-I sense these things.
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It was either "but" or "butter."
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The thing is, I think
some of the parents...
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...they were hoping that...
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...you'd play more songs
about barnyard animals.
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I can do that.
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Really?
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Because that would be fantastic!
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What? You wanna kiss me?
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I'm thinking about it.
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So by the libery car carticuler, we still have some time.
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What, I'm unemploy.
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The bat.
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Ambassador of darkness.
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Flitting out of his cave
like a winged messenger.
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Sightless specter of the macabre.
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Buddy, my monkey?
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Oh, yeah, right.
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There was a break-in...
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...a few months back.
Inside job.
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Your monkey was taken.
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The zoo told me
that my monkey was dead!
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The zoo!
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You believe everything
the zoo tells you?
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That's the only thing
the zoo's ever told me.
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Of course they'll say that!
They don't want the bad publicity.
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It's all a great big cover-up.
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Do you have any idea
how high up this thing goes?
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That guy Lipson?
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Lipson knows?
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-Do you have idea who else knows?
-I only know Lipson.
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Lipson knows, huh?
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Hello, Mr. Possum.
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Enigma of the trees,
upside-down denizen of the night.
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-Taunting gravity
-Buddy, my monkey. My monkey?
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Word on the street
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When I say "street," I mean those
pretend streets here at the zoo.
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Of course.
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Your monkey found a new career...
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...in the entertainment field.
That's all I know.
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This is unbelievable!
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So what is this information
worth to you, my friend?
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Are you trying
to get me to bribe you?
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Maybe.
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But you already told me everything.
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Check it out.
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He actually is
the Monkeyshine monkey!
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What'll you do?
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I'm gonna call the beer company
and try to find him.
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That's what I did
when I lost my Clydesdales.
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Okay, hi again!
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Hi, Phoebe!
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Today, we're gonna start with
some songs about barnyard animals.
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Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
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Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
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Then the farmer hits him
And grinds him up
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And that's how we get hamburgers
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Now chickens!
257
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,232
Only you who can save her, Drake!
258
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:11,070
Damn it! I'm a doctor.
I'm not God!
259
00:17:11,346 --> 00:17:13,405
There goes my whole belief system.
260
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,046
It's Erika.
261
00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:18,752
Quick! Shut off the TV.
262
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,750
I wanna see what happens!
263
00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:23,253
I get Leslie out of the coma
then we make out.
264
00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:25,857
How can that be?
You were kissing Sabrina!
265
00:17:26,094 --> 00:17:29,928
Rachel, it's a world
where Joey is a neurosurgeon.
266
00:17:33,368 --> 00:17:34,767
Hey, Erika. Come in.
267
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,235
How did you get here so fast?
I just saw you in Salem.
268
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:41,441
Right, they choppered me in.
269
00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:43,137
What's up?
270
00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:45,369
You're having a little party too!
271
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,911
-ls she here?
-Who?
272
00:17:48,216 --> 00:17:50,377
Sabrina. I know about you two!
273
00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:53,577
I saw you today, kissing
in the doctor's lounge.
274
00:17:55,323 --> 00:17:56,790
It's not what you think
275
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,586
You told me I was the only one!
276
00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:04,992
All right, look.
That's it.
277
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,167
We shouldn't see each other anymore.
278
00:18:07,502 --> 00:18:09,800
I should have told you
a long time ago...
279
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,996
... but I am not Drake Ramoray.
280
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:16,142
I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor.
I just pretend to be a doctor.
281
00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:19,505
Oh, my God! Do the people
at the hospital know?
282
00:18:23,418 --> 00:18:25,409
Somebody wanna help me out here?
283
00:18:25,654 --> 00:18:27,747
Oh, I know! I know!
284
00:18:28,323 --> 00:18:29,654
Where am I?
285
00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:31,358
University Hospital...
286
00:18:31,626 --> 00:18:34,186
... where you've been
for the last 18 years.
287
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:37,359
How can you be here and there?
288
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,692
Because it's a TV show!
289
00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:42,163
What are you getting at?
290
00:18:43,863 --> 00:18:46,863
Nice girl, not great with concept.
291
00:18:47,806 --> 00:18:49,273
I'm not Drake!
292
00:18:49,574 --> 00:18:52,338
That's right!
He's not Drake. He's...
293
00:18:53,178 --> 00:18:55,339
... Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin!
294
00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:01,944
Is this true?
295
00:19:03,288 --> 00:19:05,279
Yes! Yes, it is true!
296
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,285
And I know this...
297
00:19:07,592 --> 00:19:10,857
... because he pretended
to be Drake to sleep with me!
298
00:19:17,302 --> 00:19:20,100
And then he told me
he would run away with me!
299
00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:21,533
And he didn't!
300
00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:26,975
And you left the toilet seat up,
you bastard!
301
00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:33,377
Is all this true?
302
00:19:38,623 --> 00:19:40,454
Yes, I'm afraid it is.
303
00:19:40,859 --> 00:19:42,884
You deserve much better than me.
304
00:19:43,161 --> 00:19:47,393
You deserve to be with the real Drake.
He's the one you fell in love with.
305
00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:50,025
Go to Salem. Find him!
306
00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:52,303
He's the guy for you!
307
00:19:52,504 --> 00:19:54,062
Oh, Hans!
308
00:19:57,008 --> 00:19:57,997
Hans?
309
00:19:58,243 --> 00:19:59,232
Hans!
310
00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:01,801
Yo, evil twin!
311
00:20:03,315 --> 00:20:05,579
Right. Goodbye, Erika.
312
00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:09,150
Good luck in Salem.
313
00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:11,252
Take care.
314
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,051
I'll never forget you, Hans.
315
00:20:19,064 --> 00:20:21,658
All right.
The people who threw the water!
316
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:23,834
Helping you out!
317
00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,433
Fired?
318
00:20:25,836 --> 00:20:27,098
Why?
319
00:20:27,404 --> 00:20:30,771
The library board got a lot
of complaints from parents...
320
00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:32,498
...about the stuff in your songs.
321
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:35,405
I can't believe this is the libery!
322
00:20:36,405 --> 00:20:40,405
-I mean, books, freespeech, newspapers on sticks.
-I know.
323
00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:42,612
What about the kids.
324
00:20:42,612 --> 00:20:46,776
Did you tell your board that
the kids want to hear the truth?
325
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,709
I see.
326
00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:56,823
Maybe if you just played
some regular kiddy songs?
327
00:20:57,893 --> 00:21:00,293
What do you want me to be?
Like some...
328
00:21:00,495 --> 00:21:04,261
...stupid, big,
like, purple dinosaur?
329
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,767
You don't have to be Barney.
330
00:21:06,969 --> 00:21:08,664
Who's Barney?
331
00:21:32,409 --> 00:21:35,936
I tracked down Marcel and get this.
He's healthy, he's happy...
332
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:40,115
...and he's in New York filming
Outbreak 2: The Virus Takes Manhattan.
333
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:41,509
You're kidding!
334
00:21:42,085 --> 00:21:43,746
-This is amazing!
-I know.
335
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:47,353
I finally get a part on TV,
and the monkey's making movies.
336
00:21:49,426 --> 00:21:50,450
Rachel, I'm ready.
337
00:21:55,298 --> 00:21:59,735
Excuse me. Is this where the
singing lady is, who tells the truth?
338
00:22:00,604 --> 00:22:01,798
I guess that's me.
339
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,564
She's here!
340
00:22:13,650 --> 00:22:15,948
Sometimes men love women
341
00:22:16,219 --> 00:22:18,779
Sometimes men love men
342
00:22:19,155 --> 00:22:21,589
Then there are bisexuals
343
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:24,726
Though some just say
They're kidding themselves
344
00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:37,463
This is exciting! I haven't
seen my monkey in a year.
345
00:22:37,741 --> 00:22:40,141
What, you never
look down in the shower?
346
00:22:41,244 --> 00:22:45,010
I'm not allowed to make one joke
in the "monkey is penis" genre?
347
00:22:45,749 --> 00:22:46,977
Back up, please.
348
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,581
Back up. Come on.
349
00:22:48,852 --> 00:22:51,343
Excuse me.
Where can we find the monkey?
350
00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:53,020
I'm sorry.
It's a closed set.
351
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:56,453
I'm sorry, you don't understand.
I'm a friend of his.
352
00:22:56,693 --> 00:22:58,752
We used to live together.
353
00:22:58,995 --> 00:23:02,158
And I have a time share
in the Poconos with Flipper.
354
00:23:05,268 --> 00:23:06,166
There he is!
355
00:23:06,836 --> 00:23:08,531
Hey! Buddy!
356
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,137
Marcel! Marcel!
357
00:23:17,847 --> 00:23:19,178
In the jungle
358
00:23:19,449 --> 00:23:21,280
The mighty jungle
359
00:23:21,518 --> 00:23:24,282
The lion sleeps tonight
360
00:23:27,223 --> 00:23:30,124
In the jungle
The mighty jungle
361
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,193
The lion sleeps tonight
362
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:04,922
Excuse me, this is a
363
00:24:05,159 --> 00:24:08,458
Closed set. We know.
But we're friends with the monkey.
364
00:24:10,932 --> 00:24:12,160
Good morning.
365
00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:14,066
Look who I brought!
366
00:24:14,268 --> 00:24:16,202
Your old friend, Harry Elafonte!
367
00:24:19,707 --> 00:24:22,767
Whoa, dude. Burn!
368
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:24,375
I don't get it.
369
00:24:24,612 --> 00:24:26,705
He seemed so happy
to see me yesterday.
370
00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:31,248
Don't take it personal. He's under
pressure, starring in a movie and all.
371
00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:34,945
How big of a star is Marcel?
372
00:24:35,189 --> 00:24:38,181
In human terms? I'd say...
373
00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:40,186
... Cybill Shepherd.
374
00:24:43,364 --> 00:24:47,266
So you guys in the movie
or you just really paranoid?
375
00:24:48,636 --> 00:24:49,625
Hey, Sal?
376
00:24:49,904 --> 00:24:52,031
Jerry wants to know
if the monkey's ready.
377
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,137
Excuse me?
378
00:24:53,441 --> 00:24:56,137
Jerry is the director?
Which one's he?
379
00:24:56,410 --> 00:24:59,906
-The one in the director's chair?
-Gotcha.
380
00:25:00,614 --> 00:25:02,980
Pheebs, walk with me.
381
00:25:04,484 --> 00:25:05,917
Why am I walking with you?
382
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,577
We're just going over here
so that we can get away from...
383
00:25:09,789 --> 00:25:12,314
...the horrible flesh-eating virus!
384
00:25:12,559 --> 00:25:14,925
For the love of God, woman,
listen to me!
385
00:25:15,462 --> 00:25:17,396
Is he looking? Is he looking?
386
00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:26,416
-We've got a problem.
-Tell me.
387
00:25:26,653 --> 00:25:28,018
I can't do Chris' makeup.
388
00:25:28,288 --> 00:25:30,586
She refuses to acknowledge
her mustache.
389
00:25:30,858 --> 00:25:33,986
-ls it bad?
-lt looks like her eyebrow fell down.
390
00:25:34,261 --> 00:25:36,752
Unless we convince her
to let me bleach it...
391
00:25:36,997 --> 00:25:39,465
...Van Damme will be
making out with Gabe Kaplan.
392
00:25:40,601 --> 00:25:42,364
I'll talk to her.
393
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:44,599
I hate actors.
394
00:25:45,472 --> 00:25:49,431
Nice camouflage. For a minute there,
I almost didn't see you.
395
00:25:52,679 --> 00:25:53,509
Excuse me.
396
00:25:56,850 --> 00:25:58,215
Is your name Chandler?
397
00:25:58,485 --> 00:25:59,679
Yes, it is.
398
00:26:00,154 --> 00:26:01,018
Chandler Bing.
399
00:26:01,655 --> 00:26:04,783
Do you know me or are you
just really good at this game?
400
00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:06,183
I'm Susie Moss.
401
00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:08,794
Fourth grade? Glasses?
402
00:26:09,463 --> 00:26:12,557
I carried a box of
animal crackers like a purse?
403
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:13,800
Susie Moss!
404
00:26:14,168 --> 00:26:15,999
Right! Yeah! Wow!
405
00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:18,167
You look....
406
00:26:18,639 --> 00:26:20,903
Great job growing up.
407
00:26:21,141 --> 00:26:25,510
It's nice to see you don't still
wear the cap with the mirrors on it.
408
00:26:25,712 --> 00:26:29,239
I graduated fourth grade
and realized I wasn't a pimp.
409
00:26:29,683 --> 00:26:31,310
Remember the class play?
410
00:26:31,518 --> 00:26:35,887
You pulled up my skirt and the
entire auditorium saw my underpants?
411
00:26:37,558 --> 00:26:41,722
Yes. Back then, I used humor
as a defense mechanism.
412
00:26:41,929 --> 00:26:44,329
Thank God I don't do that anymore.
413
00:26:48,329 --> 00:26:50,329
What you have been doing since childhood?
414
00:26:50,729 --> 00:26:53,729
Well, I got a new belt.
415
00:26:54,329 --> 00:26:55,329
I wondered!
416
00:27:00,069 --> 00:27:01,536
-Oh, my God!
-What? What?
417
00:27:02,271 --> 00:27:04,068
It's Jean-Claude Van Damme.
418
00:27:04,273 --> 00:27:06,935
I didn't know he was in
this movie. He is so hot!
419
00:27:07,777 --> 00:27:08,607
You think?
420
00:27:09,111 --> 00:27:12,342
The Muscles from Brussels?
Wham-Bam-Van-Damme?
421
00:27:12,582 --> 00:27:13,879
Did you see Time Cop?
422
00:27:14,116 --> 00:27:15,549
No. Was he any good in it?
423
00:27:15,785 --> 00:27:18,447
Rachel, he totally changed time!
424
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:22,547
So why don't you go talk to him?
425
00:27:23,693 --> 00:27:26,719
Go tell him he's cute.
What's the worst that could happen?
426
00:27:27,129 --> 00:27:28,221
He could hear me.
427
00:27:30,032 --> 00:27:32,523
-I'm doing it for you.
-Don't you dare! Don't!
428
00:27:32,869 --> 00:27:33,699
Don't!
429
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:35,898
Tell him I cook!
430
00:27:37,139 --> 00:27:38,470
Excuse me.
431
00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:43,405
This is gonna sound kind of goofy...
432
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,481
... but my friend over there...
433
00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,283
...who cooks, by the way....
434
00:27:50,987 --> 00:27:52,147
She thinks you're cute.
435
00:27:52,655 --> 00:27:54,213
You don't think I'm cute?
436
00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:57,418
I don't know.
437
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,587
Do you think you're cute?
438
00:28:01,964 --> 00:28:05,730
We're getting off the track.
I was supposed to tell you...
439
00:28:06,002 --> 00:28:08,232
... my friend thinks you're cute.
440
00:28:08,738 --> 00:28:09,898
What should I tell her?
441
00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:14,770
You can tell her
I think her friend is cute.
442
00:28:37,652 --> 00:28:40,416
-Makeup!
-That's me. I gotta go.
443
00:28:44,525 --> 00:28:49,155
How many times must I touch you on
the arm before you ask me on a date?
444
00:28:51,132 --> 00:28:53,100
Well, let's try one more.
445
00:28:54,869 --> 00:28:56,860
There you go. Ernie's, 8:00?
446
00:28:57,171 --> 00:28:58,468
I'll be there.
447
00:28:58,673 --> 00:29:01,437
And if things go well,
maybe this time...
448
00:29:01,676 --> 00:29:03,507
... I'll get to see your underwear.
449
00:29:09,650 --> 00:29:11,948
No one was around to hear that?
450
00:29:17,124 --> 00:29:18,614
So what'd he say?
451
00:29:18,893 --> 00:29:20,554
What a jerk!
452
00:29:20,861 --> 00:29:24,228
I kept talking about you,
and he kept asking me out.
453
00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:29,364
Naturally, you know, I said no.
454
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,704
Thanks, anyway.
455
00:29:33,908 --> 00:29:35,535
He just kept asking...
456
00:29:35,810 --> 00:29:37,641
...and asking, asking, asking....
457
00:29:38,679 --> 00:29:40,909
If you want to go out
with him, you can.
458
00:29:42,249 --> 00:29:44,479
Sounds like a jerk to me, but
459
00:29:44,719 --> 00:29:47,813
Jean-Claude, she said yes!
I'll see you tonight!
460
00:29:50,491 --> 00:29:51,981
Thank you.
461
00:29:58,532 --> 00:30:01,126
Then Jean-Claude took me
to Crossroads...
462
00:30:01,401 --> 00:30:04,495
...and we hung out
with Drew Barrymore.
463
00:30:04,705 --> 00:30:06,866
Oh, man. She's so smokin'!
464
00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:08,870
She's got the greatest set of
465
00:30:12,713 --> 00:30:14,476
No guys around, huh?
466
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,883
-Does anybody need anything?
-I'll have an espresso.
467
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,050
I'll get it.
468
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,448
If I ask you to, you'll end up
drinking it yourself.
469
00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:28,520
-That is so unfair.
-I know.
470
00:30:28,729 --> 00:30:32,665
Like you'd drink her coffee after
what you did to her with Van Damme?
471
00:30:34,468 --> 00:30:36,629
I have to cancel racquetball tonight.
472
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:40,131
Marcel's trainer will let me
have him for a couple of hours.
473
00:30:40,407 --> 00:30:42,136
You're blowing me off for a monkey?
474
00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:44,070
We can reschedule for Saturday.
475
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:48,075
Unless you hook up
with a bunch of pigeons.
476
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:50,915
Stick a fork in me...
477
00:30:51,785 --> 00:30:53,082
... I am done!
478
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:55,783
Stick a fork what?
479
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:58,081
Like when you're cooking a steak.
480
00:30:58,291 --> 00:30:59,918
I don't eat meat.
481
00:31:01,828 --> 00:31:03,693
How do you know vegetables are done?
482
00:31:03,964 --> 00:31:06,990
Well, you don't.
You eat them and you can tell.
483
00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:08,928
Okay, then eat me, I'm done!
484
00:31:12,873 --> 00:31:14,465
I've met the perfect woman.
485
00:31:14,674 --> 00:31:17,438
We're sitting on her couch,
fooling around...
486
00:31:17,677 --> 00:31:20,168
...and then she turns to me and says:
487
00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:22,847
"Did you ever want to do it
in an elevator?"
488
00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:24,848
What did you say?
489
00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:27,484
I believe my exact words were....
490
00:31:30,157 --> 00:31:32,352
How do you know if you wanna do that?
491
00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:33,648
You just know.
492
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:46,130
We gotta go.
Got a reservation in 30 minutes.
493
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:52,232
What I had planned shouldn't take
more than two, three minutes, tops.
494
00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:56,478
Two hundred seconds of passion!
We gotta go.
495
00:31:58,183 --> 00:31:59,241
But...
496
00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:01,914
... here's an idea.
497
00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,917
Have you ever worn women's underwear?
498
00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:09,655
Well, yes, actually...
499
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,587
... but they were my Aunt Edna's.
500
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:15,489
And there were three of us in there.
501
00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:19,862
I was thinking
it would be kind of sexy...
502
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:23,232
...if you wore mine tonight
at dinner.
503
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:30,074
You want me to wear your panties?
504
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:31,612
Could you?
505
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:34,744
If I was wearing your underwear...
506
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:36,884
...then what would you be wearing?
507
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,285
You're swell!
508
00:32:50,285 --> 00:32:52,285
Got the music, got the dinner.
509
00:32:52,899 --> 00:32:55,459
I made Marcel's favorite dish,
banana cake...
510
00:32:56,135 --> 00:32:57,693
...with mealworm.
511
00:33:02,542 --> 00:33:04,066
Candle.
512
00:33:05,245 --> 00:33:08,078
What do you think's
gonna happen here tonight?
513
00:33:14,287 --> 00:33:16,482
Hi, are you on your way over
514
00:33:21,661 --> 00:33:24,391
No, I understand.
A monkey's gotta work.
515
00:33:26,765 --> 00:33:27,993
It's no big deal.
516
00:33:28,233 --> 00:33:32,294
It's not like I had
anything special planned.
517
00:33:53,294 --> 00:33:54,294
-You feel that?
-what?
518
00:33:54,894 --> 00:33:57,894
We passed moment we should stop holding hands.
519
00:34:01,616 --> 00:34:05,382
Rachel, why don't you
start talking first?
520
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,247
I feel that this is
totally unjustified.
521
00:34:08,523 --> 00:34:11,583
She gave me the green light,
I did nothing
522
00:34:13,895 --> 00:34:16,591
Do you think I can't
see you in the TV set?
523
00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:23,100
If there's something
you'd like to share
524
00:34:23,371 --> 00:34:24,929
You had no right to go out with him!
525
00:34:25,206 --> 00:34:28,198
-That's the most ridiculous
-You sold me out!
526
00:34:28,409 --> 00:34:30,274
-I did not!
-You absolutely
527
00:34:30,478 --> 00:34:32,446
Would you let me talk!
528
00:34:35,383 --> 00:34:37,078
Did you just flick me?
529
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,620
Well, you wouldn't let me
finish and I was
530
00:34:43,057 --> 00:34:44,957
That hurt!
531
00:34:45,493 --> 00:34:46,619
Quit flicking!
532
00:34:46,894 --> 00:34:47,883
Stop flicking!
533
00:34:48,563 --> 00:34:49,757
You flicked me first!
534
00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:57,669
Let's not do this!
535
00:35:01,175 --> 00:35:02,142
Happy thoughts!
536
00:35:12,119 --> 00:35:13,814
Now I'm gonna kick some ass!
537
00:35:22,863 --> 00:35:26,629
All right. Now, I will
let go if you both stop.
538
00:35:27,535 --> 00:35:29,833
You want me to stop seeing him?
539
00:35:31,105 --> 00:35:34,438
You want me to just tell him
you're seeing him instead?
540
00:35:34,675 --> 00:35:36,700
Is that what you want?
541
00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:40,880
That's what you want?
542
00:35:43,451 --> 00:35:45,681
-Fine!
-Fine!
543
00:35:45,953 --> 00:35:47,318
There we go.
544
00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:52,185
If we were in prison,
you guys would be, like, my bitches.
545
00:36:00,102 --> 00:36:01,933
Thanks for letting me tag along.
546
00:36:02,237 --> 00:36:03,465
Forget about it.
547
00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:06,537
How you doing there, squirmy?
548
00:36:06,975 --> 00:36:08,567
I'm hanging in.
549
00:36:09,077 --> 00:36:10,271
And a little out.
550
00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:16,312
So assistant to the director?
551
00:36:16,585 --> 00:36:20,453
That's an exciting job. You must
have a ton of responsibilities
552
00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:22,123
I don't do the casting.
553
00:36:22,324 --> 00:36:24,258
So what are you guys gonna eat?
554
00:36:26,161 --> 00:36:30,291
How come all I can think about is
putting that ice in my mouth...
555
00:36:30,499 --> 00:36:33,400
...and licking you all over?
556
00:36:35,304 --> 00:36:39,434
Because I went to an all-boys high
school, and God is making up for it?
557
00:36:48,245 --> 00:36:50,179
I want you right here...
558
00:36:50,381 --> 00:36:52,008
... right now.
559
00:36:52,216 --> 00:36:53,877
Right now, right here?
560
00:36:54,318 --> 00:36:56,912
Don't you think we're in
kind of a public place?
561
00:37:00,057 --> 00:37:01,547
They do have the shrimp.
562
00:37:04,195 --> 00:37:06,220
Meet me in the bathroom.
563
00:37:12,703 --> 00:37:14,603
I'm going to the bathroom now.
564
00:37:33,215 --> 00:37:34,512
Come on.
565
00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:41,117
All right, mister.
566
00:37:41,587 --> 00:37:43,578
Let's see those panties.
567
00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,281
Alrighty.
568
00:37:49,928 --> 00:37:53,193
But you know what
would be even sexier?
569
00:37:53,432 --> 00:37:54,421
What?
570
00:37:55,067 --> 00:37:57,968
If you didn't have
your shirt tucked into them.
571
00:38:00,739 --> 00:38:05,267
All right. Now, I would like
to see you wearing nothing but them.
572
00:38:05,477 --> 00:38:07,775
Take your clothes off.
573
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:12,540
I hope you realize this means
we'll miss hearing about the specials.
574
00:38:14,386 --> 00:38:15,318
Come on, hurry!
575
00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:18,455
Do you want this done quick
or done right?
576
00:38:18,957 --> 00:38:22,415
All right, turn around.
I wanna see you from behind.
577
00:38:23,328 --> 00:38:27,492
Somebody's been doing
his Buns of Steel video.
578
00:38:27,733 --> 00:38:31,328
So you want me
to clench anything or...?
579
00:38:34,139 --> 00:38:35,538
Susie?
580
00:38:38,609 --> 00:38:40,770
This is for the fourth grade.
581
00:38:44,215 --> 00:38:46,080
-What do you mean?
-What do I mean?
582
00:38:46,283 --> 00:38:47,341
What do I mean?!
583
00:38:47,551 --> 00:38:50,179
I mean underpants, mister!
That's what I mean!
584
00:38:51,355 --> 00:38:52,788
What? What do you mean?
585
00:38:52,990 --> 00:38:54,184
My skirt...
586
00:38:54,392 --> 00:38:57,225
...you lifted. IKids laughing!
587
00:38:57,495 --> 00:38:59,963
I was Susie Underpants till I was 18!
588
00:39:02,033 --> 00:39:05,298
That was in fourth grade!
How could you still be upset?
589
00:39:06,971 --> 00:39:10,907
Call me in 20 years and tell me
if you're still upset about this.
590
00:39:16,047 --> 00:39:19,483
I hope you realize you're not
getting these underpants back!
591
00:39:29,427 --> 00:39:31,156
I can't believe this.
592
00:39:31,362 --> 00:39:34,695
Just two weeks ago,
I was watching Sudden Death...
593
00:39:34,899 --> 00:39:38,232
...and now I'm on a date
with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
594
00:39:38,602 --> 00:39:40,331
Can you beat up that guy?
595
00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:44,564
-Can you beat up that guy?
-Sure.
596
00:39:44,775 --> 00:39:46,868
This is so wild.
597
00:39:47,411 --> 00:39:52,348
I gotta admit, I was surprised
that you agreed to go on a blind date.
598
00:39:52,683 --> 00:39:54,514
Normally, I would not do it.
599
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:58,955
What made you make
the exception for me?
600
00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:00,282
Rachel told me...
601
00:40:00,524 --> 00:40:04,255
...you were dying to have a threesome
with me and Drew Barrymore.
602
00:40:04,462 --> 00:40:07,625
By the way, Drew has
some ground rules and....
603
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,992
Say you're sorry!
604
00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:14,826
Say it!
605
00:40:15,103 --> 00:40:16,934
No! I'm not gonna!
606
00:40:18,607 --> 00:40:21,098
Say it! Say it!
Great!
607
00:40:23,345 --> 00:40:26,280
Say you're sorry
or your sweater gets it.
608
00:40:27,849 --> 00:40:31,012
That is my favorite sweater!
That is my third-date sweater!
609
00:40:32,654 --> 00:40:35,088
Say you're sorry.
610
00:40:35,924 --> 00:40:38,859
You wanna play?
Okay, let's play.
611
00:40:39,127 --> 00:40:40,185
Let's play.
612
00:40:46,001 --> 00:40:46,990
What'll you do?
613
00:40:47,202 --> 00:40:50,035
Give me back my sweater
or it's handbag marinara.
614
00:40:53,308 --> 00:40:54,605
You don't have the guts.
615
00:40:55,377 --> 00:40:59,143
Yeah? At least I wasn't too chicken
to tell some guy he was cute.
616
00:41:09,358 --> 00:41:12,452
Stop! Stop the madness!
617
00:41:16,131 --> 00:41:17,689
This is crazy!
618
00:41:17,899 --> 00:41:20,891
Who can remember why
you're fighting in the first place?
619
00:41:25,674 --> 00:41:26,971
Yes, that's right.
620
00:41:29,311 --> 00:41:31,006
But still....
621
00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:32,677
Look at your purse!
622
00:41:34,049 --> 00:41:35,983
Look at your sweater!
623
00:41:37,018 --> 00:41:38,918
Look at yourselves!
624
00:41:42,357 --> 00:41:44,382
I'll help you fix your sweater.
625
00:41:44,659 --> 00:41:46,058
I'll help you...
626
00:41:46,328 --> 00:41:48,091
...throw out your purse.
627
00:41:51,765 --> 00:41:54,029
I'm sorry I made you stop seeing him.
628
00:41:55,502 --> 00:41:59,029
I'm sorry I went out with him
when I knew you liked him.
629
00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:03,932
I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves.
630
00:42:24,631 --> 00:42:25,563
Joey?
631
00:42:25,765 --> 00:42:26,754
Ma?
632
00:42:31,871 --> 00:42:35,238
What are you doing here?
I thought you guys took off.
633
00:42:35,474 --> 00:42:37,408
She took off with my clothes!
634
00:42:40,212 --> 00:42:42,874
-Are you naked in there?
-Well, not exactly.
635
00:42:44,717 --> 00:42:46,548
I'm wearing panties.
636
00:42:50,823 --> 00:42:52,757
You always wear panties?
637
00:42:53,893 --> 00:42:56,987
No, no. This is the first time.
638
00:42:58,064 --> 00:43:00,532
Talk about your bad luck!
639
00:43:01,567 --> 00:43:05,765
The first time you try panties and
someone walks off with your clothes.
640
00:43:07,006 --> 00:43:10,442
I was not trying them out.
Susie asked me to wear them.
641
00:43:11,243 --> 00:43:12,073
Let me see!
642
00:43:12,344 --> 00:43:15,836
No! I'm not letting you
or anybody else see, ever!
643
00:43:16,082 --> 00:43:17,777
All right, all right!
644
00:43:23,122 --> 00:43:25,249
Someone's flossing!
645
00:43:31,097 --> 00:43:33,588
Joey, some people don't like that.
646
00:43:35,434 --> 00:43:37,129
Chandler's wearing panties.
647
00:43:37,403 --> 00:43:38,427
What?
648
00:43:38,871 --> 00:43:41,931
-Let me see!
-You don't have to see!
649
00:43:43,142 --> 00:43:44,700
Hi, tushy!
650
00:43:46,412 --> 00:43:48,778
One of you give me your underpants.
651
00:43:49,648 --> 00:43:51,047
I'm not wearing any.
652
00:43:53,652 --> 00:43:55,483
How can you not be wearing any?
653
00:43:55,754 --> 00:43:59,656
I'm getting heat from the guy
in the hot pink thong.
654
00:44:00,659 --> 00:44:04,720
Look, Ross. I'll give you
$50 for your underpants.
655
00:44:31,990 --> 00:44:34,584
-Can I have the milk?
-I'm almost done with it.
656
00:44:34,827 --> 00:44:36,488
Keep your panties on.
657
00:44:42,801 --> 00:44:44,132
And I'm in the movie!
658
00:44:45,304 --> 00:44:47,795
-What happened?
-A virus victim called in sick...
659
00:44:48,006 --> 00:44:52,170
...so Cathy recommended me and boom!
I'm dying on a gurney!
660
00:44:53,612 --> 00:44:57,571
Marcel just finished his last scene,
if you wanna go say goodbye.
661
00:44:59,084 --> 00:45:03,145
That's okay. He's probably
got parties to go to and stuff.
662
00:45:05,491 --> 00:45:08,983
He's moved on.
That's the way it goes, right?
663
00:45:10,929 --> 00:45:11,827
Oh, my God!
664
00:45:12,698 --> 00:45:13,528
What?
665
00:45:18,770 --> 00:45:21,432
Looks like we made it
666
00:45:22,541 --> 00:45:25,533
Left each other on the way...
667
00:45:25,777 --> 00:45:27,438
... to another love
668
00:45:32,551 --> 00:45:35,349
Looks like we made it
669
00:45:36,522 --> 00:45:39,548
Or I thought so, till today
670
00:45:39,791 --> 00:45:43,522
Until you were there, everywhere
671
00:45:44,129 --> 00:45:48,964
And all I could taste was
Love the way we made it
672
00:45:53,171 --> 00:45:55,571
Looks like we made it
673
00:46:01,571 --> 00:46:05,571
I'm sorry. It has work between you and me. Or you and me.
674
00:46:05,971 --> 00:46:07,971
Drew was very disapoited.
675
00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:21,971
Well, bye for me too.
676
00:46:29,571 --> 00:46:31,571
Okay, we will bye-bye again.
677
00:46:38,571 --> 00:46:40,871
Perhaps the three of us. Just...
678
00:46:43,571 --> 00:46:46,571
Are you sure, I can crush longer with my butt.
679
00:46:47,571 --> 00:46:50,571
No, no, no...Impressive but no.
680
00:46:59,871 --> 00:47:01,871
Bye, Marcel!
681
00:47:02,571 --> 00:47:03,571
See you on the big screen.
682
00:47:05,571 --> 00:47:07,571
You keep people drinking that beer.
683
00:47:08,571 --> 00:47:10,571
I will miss you buddy.
684
00:47:31,978 --> 00:47:35,004
I think I want to write
a song about all this.
685
00:47:36,483 --> 00:47:40,010
Except one of the strings
on my guitar is broken.
686
00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:43,212
Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?
687
00:47:43,423 --> 00:47:46,881
-How long you been waiting to say that?
-About 20 minutes!
688
00:47:53,731 --> 00:47:56,859
Can't you see what's going on here?
This man is dying!
689
00:47:58,970 --> 00:47:59,959
Cut!
690
00:48:00,705 --> 00:48:04,163
Can't you see what's going on here?
This man is dying!
691
00:48:06,077 --> 00:48:07,305
Cut!
692
00:48:08,713 --> 00:48:12,240
Can't you see what's going on here?
This man is dying!
693
00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:15,813
Mommy!
694
00:48:16,721 --> 00:48:19,986
Can't you see what's going on?
This man is dead!