How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 11

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1 00:00:13,676 --> 00:00:17,491 Kids, the thing about New Year's Eve is that it sucks. 2 00:00:17,491 --> 00:00:19,159 Sure, it looks great on TV, 3 00:00:19,159 --> 00:00:21,644 but in reality, it's always just a big let down, 4 00:00:21,644 --> 00:00:24,838 but in 2005, I attempted to do the impossible, 5 00:00:24,838 --> 00:00:26,806 to give my friends a great New Year's Eve. 6 00:00:26,806 --> 00:00:28,580 I had an idea of how to do it, too. 7 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:31,304 And all it cost was half my Christmas bonus. 8 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,548 Yeah, that's right-- a limo. 9 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,802 Oh, man, Ted, this is great. 10 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,840 Okay, people, let's talk strategy. 11 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,060 Last new years, we went our separate ways, and it sucked. 12 00:00:57,060 --> 00:00:59,843 This year we party together or not at all. 13 00:00:59,843 --> 00:01:01,876 Now, I sifted through your party submissions 14 00:01:01,876 --> 00:01:03,819 and I narrowed them down to these five. 15 00:01:03,819 --> 00:01:04,444 Question? 16 00:01:04,444 --> 00:01:06,978 Yes, Barney, your submissions were received and no, 17 00:01:06,978 --> 00:01:09,442 we will not be attending any parties in your pants. 18 00:01:10,693 --> 00:01:12,165 But you enjoyed the e-vite, right? 19 00:01:12,315 --> 00:01:14,348 Thas an actual picture of my pants. 20 00:01:14,348 --> 00:01:15,043 Yeah. 21 00:01:15,043 --> 00:01:17,310 We will hit all five parties before midnight, 22 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:18,937 and then narrow them down to one, 23 00:01:18,937 --> 00:01:21,285 the most awesome party in New York City 24 00:01:21,285 --> 00:01:25,797 and that is where we will ring, nay rock, in the new year. 25 00:01:26,058 --> 00:01:29,128 All right, and party number one that's where we get to meet Mary Beth? 26 00:01:29,347 --> 00:01:30,180 Mary Beth? 27 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:31,862 Oh, she works in my office. 28 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,718 She seems like she might be into me. 29 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,790 She's always finding reasons to hug me. 30 00:01:35,883 --> 00:01:37,990 So tonight... 31 00:01:39,672 --> 00:01:43,882 People often ask me "Barney, how is it that you're so psyched so much of the time?" 32 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:46,208 By who ? Who asks you that? 33 00:01:47,413 --> 00:01:49,971 And the answer is right here-- 34 00:01:49,971 --> 00:01:53,082 my own, personal "get psyched" mix. 35 00:01:53,082 --> 00:01:55,376 Now, people often think a good mix should rise and fall, 36 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:57,209 but people are wrong. 37 00:01:57,209 --> 00:02:00,148 It should be all rise, baby. 38 00:02:00,148 --> 00:02:03,186 Now prepare yourselves for an audio journey 39 00:02:03,186 --> 00:02:06,952 into the white-hot center of adrenaline. 40 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,646 Bam. 41 00:02:11,767 --> 00:02:13,318 It's working. 42 00:02:13,318 --> 00:02:15,579 - I am definitely getting psyched. - Oh, God. 43 00:02:15,579 --> 00:02:18,451 I'm reaching dangerous levels of psychage. 44 00:02:18,451 --> 00:02:19,838 Must do robot. 45 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,824 - Let's do this! - Yes! Let's! 46 00:02:23,824 --> 00:02:25,827 Oh, driver? 47 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,719 Ranjit! Dude, you're driving a limo now. 48 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:32,784 That's awesome. 49 00:02:32,784 --> 00:02:34,790 I've moved up in the world. 50 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,193 How do you guys know each other? 51 00:02:37,193 --> 00:02:40,254 Oh, we rode in his cab one time. It's a long story. 52 00:02:40,683 --> 00:02:41,826 Hey, what are we waiting for? 53 00:02:41,826 --> 00:02:43,793 We got five parties to hit, and three hours to do it. 54 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:45,891 Oh, I wish I could come with you guys but Derek 55 00:02:45,891 --> 00:02:48,222 should be coming by any minute to pick me up. 56 00:02:48,222 --> 00:02:52,612 Oh, yeah, Robin was spending New Year's with her boyfriend, Derek. 57 00:02:52,895 --> 00:02:53,591 Derek. 58 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:56,228 He was like rich, successful, handsome. 59 00:02:56,228 --> 00:02:57,773 I hated that guy. 60 00:02:58,852 --> 00:03:00,730 Oh, I'll miss you guys. Have fun. 61 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:01,405 Bye. 62 00:03:01,405 --> 00:03:02,607 See ya next year. 63 00:03:02,607 --> 00:03:03,817 Go get 'em. 64 00:03:06,104 --> 00:03:07,567 Well, this kind of sucks. 65 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:10,660 Okay, nobody get down. We knew this going in. 66 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:11,967 We're a man down. 67 00:03:11,967 --> 00:03:14,691 That just means we're gonna have to party that much harder. 68 00:03:14,691 --> 00:03:15,863 Ranjit! 69 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:20,372 - Party number one. - Party number one! 70 00:03:24,839 --> 00:03:28,047 I can't believe we're leaving a party that had pigs in blankets. 71 00:03:28,047 --> 00:03:30,672 If you think we can beat that, you got some brass ones. 72 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,742 Hey, we've got four more parties to hit. 73 00:03:32,742 --> 00:03:35,831 If party number one turns out to be the best, we'll just limo on back to it. 74 00:03:36,186 --> 00:03:37,652 We didn't really get a chance to meet. 75 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,859 I'm Lily, and this is my fiance, Marshall. 76 00:03:39,859 --> 00:03:41,376 Hi. Mary Beth. 77 00:03:41,376 --> 00:03:43,484 So great to meet you guys. 78 00:03:43,944 --> 00:03:46,693 - My word. - You're, you're friendly. 79 00:03:50,489 --> 00:03:53,848 American party friends of Barney's. 80 00:03:54,763 --> 00:03:55,734 Oh, no. 81 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:57,661 So, Barney, who's your new friend? 82 00:03:57,661 --> 00:03:59,413 Natalya. 83 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:01,985 Oh, friendly. 84 00:04:02,845 --> 00:04:05,814 - So, where are you from, Natalya? - She... Who knows? 85 00:04:05,814 --> 00:04:08,877 The former Soviet Republic of Drunk-Off-Her-Ass-Istan? 86 00:04:10,151 --> 00:04:13,035 Super-drunk-fantastic, huh? 87 00:04:14,005 --> 00:04:15,450 Isn't she awesome? 88 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:19,740 - How are your feet doing, baby? - Okay, I love these shoes, 89 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:22,482 but the pain-to-hotness ratio is pretty steep. 90 00:04:22,482 --> 00:04:24,815 Can we swing by the apartment, so I can change? 91 00:04:24,815 --> 00:04:28,253 Come on, Lily, we have a tightly scheduled evening of awesomeness ahead of us. 92 00:04:28,253 --> 00:04:29,877 I need you to power through the pain. 93 00:04:29,877 --> 00:04:33,429 Okay, Ted, but these dogs are really barking. 94 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:34,931 It's true. I can hear them. 95 00:04:34,931 --> 00:04:36,479 What's that, little boys? What's that? 96 00:04:36,479 --> 00:04:38,783 You wanna go for a... rock? 97 00:04:41,444 --> 00:04:45,919 - Ranjit! Party number two. - Party number two. 98 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:54,132 - Party number two? - Not so good. 99 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:55,939 Let's go back to party number one. 100 00:04:55,939 --> 00:04:57,396 No, no turning back. 101 00:04:57,789 --> 00:05:02,330 - Ranjit, party number three. - Party number three. Yeah. 102 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,696 Oh, wait, wait, wait. We have to turn around. 103 00:05:04,696 --> 00:05:05,827 We left Natalya. 104 00:05:06,877 --> 00:05:09,703 Barney, none of us really liked her. 105 00:05:09,703 --> 00:05:11,423 - What?! - Sorry. 106 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:16,110 Oh, very nice, Lily. You know, she is a guest in this country. 107 00:05:16,486 --> 00:05:18,789 So while you may chose to turn your back on her, 108 00:05:19,196 --> 00:05:22,755 I choose to turn my front on her. What up? 109 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:25,469 I'm sorry about Barney. 110 00:05:26,099 --> 00:05:27,982 No, I'm having a great time. 111 00:05:27,982 --> 00:05:30,274 I'm really glad that you asked me out tonight. 112 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:31,830 Me, too. 113 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:40,010 - Hey, Robin. - Ted, Derek stood me up. 114 00:05:40,232 --> 00:05:41,774 Pfft. Derek. 115 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,627 Now, we had a tight schedule to keep that night 116 00:05:43,627 --> 00:05:46,044 and I was already on a date with another girl. 117 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,222 But... it was Robin. 118 00:05:48,657 --> 00:05:51,129 Ranjit, turn it around. 119 00:05:58,769 --> 00:06:01,147 Oh, God, I'm so sorry about this. 120 00:06:01,147 --> 00:06:04,090 You guys had your schedule and I screwed it all up. 121 00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:05,456 No, this is perfect. 122 00:06:05,456 --> 00:06:07,728 It's meant to be. We're all back together. 123 00:06:08,144 --> 00:06:08,910 What happened? 124 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,558 Derek's stuck in Connecticut closing some deal. 125 00:06:11,558 --> 00:06:13,915 Who works on New Year's Eve? 126 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,428 Okay. Now I feel worse. 127 00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:20,471 I was really looking forward to this night. 128 00:06:20,791 --> 00:06:21,942 This sucks. 129 00:06:26,162 --> 00:06:27,388 Oh, dude, not now! 130 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,726 What? She needs to get psyched. 131 00:06:29,726 --> 00:06:30,846 Fine. 132 00:06:31,253 --> 00:06:33,321 Maybe I should just go home. 133 00:06:35,984 --> 00:06:38,008 My finger slipped. 134 00:06:38,576 --> 00:06:42,237 Look, Robin, you're not going home. Come on, it's New Year's Eve. 135 00:06:42,237 --> 00:06:44,026 Look, so your date fell through. So what ? 136 00:06:44,026 --> 00:06:46,014 What do you need a date for? Someone to kiss at midnight? 137 00:06:46,126 --> 00:06:49,514 Fine. I'll kiss you at... a little bit after midnight. 138 00:06:49,798 --> 00:06:52,101 - Hi, I'm Robin. - Mary Beth. 139 00:06:54,227 --> 00:06:55,578 You're friendly. 140 00:06:55,888 --> 00:06:57,662 I haven't eaten dinner yet. 141 00:06:57,662 --> 00:06:59,020 Is there anything to eat in this thing? 142 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:00,550 That's it. I know what you're jonesing for. 143 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,360 Ranjit, take us to Gray's Papaya! 144 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,662 Oh, yes. Ted, you rock. 145 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:08,923 We couldn't go back for Natalya, a human being, 146 00:07:08,923 --> 00:07:10,492 but we do have time for hot dogs? 147 00:07:10,492 --> 00:07:12,035 Yeah, we like hot dogs. 148 00:07:12,035 --> 00:07:15,139 No. No. We are already behind schedule. 149 00:07:15,139 --> 00:07:15,784 Ted, come on. 150 00:07:15,784 --> 00:07:19,359 We have an hour and a half before midnight I don't want to be kissing Ranjit. 151 00:07:19,359 --> 00:07:22,124 You don't know what you're missing. 152 00:07:22,124 --> 00:07:23,981 Come on, it's only a 20-minute detour. 153 00:07:23,981 --> 00:07:26,119 Which is exactly how much time I need. 154 00:07:26,119 --> 00:07:29,262 - Ranjit, stop the car. - Stopping the car. 155 00:07:30,063 --> 00:07:31,527 Wait. Baby, what are you doing? 156 00:07:31,527 --> 00:07:33,515 - I'm going home. - What? No! 157 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:36,795 I can't stay in these heels any longer, I just can't. 158 00:07:36,795 --> 00:07:38,207 There's a cab over there. 159 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:40,566 I'll just run back to the apartment and change shoes. 160 00:07:40,566 --> 00:07:41,644 But... hot dogs. 161 00:07:41,644 --> 00:07:45,273 Well, I know, baby, I'd love to go, but it's two against one. 162 00:07:45,903 --> 00:07:47,760 - Okay, I'll go with you. - No, baby. 163 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,003 Baby, you go with them and I'll meet you at, at... 164 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:53,526 - party number three. - Are you sure? 165 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:56,772 - If I don't see you, happy new year. - Don't say that. 166 00:07:57,162 --> 00:07:58,778 We'll find each other. 167 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:01,909 We'll find each other. 168 00:08:02,454 --> 00:08:03,835 I know we will. 169 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:10,529 Hell of a woman. 170 00:08:11,963 --> 00:08:15,108 Let's go get some hot dogs! 171 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,226 Ranjit, party number three. 172 00:08:22,226 --> 00:08:25,180 - Party number three. - Oh, yeah! 173 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:27,596 Look at us. Riding around in a limo. 174 00:08:27,596 --> 00:08:28,973 Eating hot dogs. 175 00:08:28,973 --> 00:08:30,823 It's like we're the president. 176 00:08:30,823 --> 00:08:32,900 Hey. I'll bet you're feeling better now. 177 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:34,943 Oh, so much better. 178 00:08:34,943 --> 00:08:36,014 Guys. 179 00:08:36,014 --> 00:08:37,727 Is that Moby? 180 00:08:38,471 --> 00:08:40,384 I think that that's Moby. 181 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:44,555 Now, kids, Moby was a popular recording artist when I was young. 182 00:08:45,185 --> 00:08:46,317 No way. 183 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:49,050 That's totally Moby. That's awesome. 184 00:08:49,168 --> 00:08:51,645 Should I say something? I should say something, right? 185 00:08:51,645 --> 00:08:54,268 Moby! Hey, Moby! 186 00:08:54,763 --> 00:08:55,788 Oh, my God. He's coming over. 187 00:08:55,788 --> 00:08:57,770 Everybody be cool. Everybody be cool. 188 00:08:58,341 --> 00:09:00,523 - Hey. - Hello. 189 00:09:00,523 --> 00:09:03,214 What's up? Uh, you, uh, going somewhere? 190 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:06,519 Yeah, I'm just going to this party downtown. 191 00:09:06,868 --> 00:09:08,313 You want a ride? 192 00:09:10,355 --> 00:09:11,489 Sure. 193 00:09:15,576 --> 00:09:17,201 Welcome. 194 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:22,774 - Wow. You're friendly. - Big fan. 195 00:09:23,204 --> 00:09:24,615 Barney Stinson. 196 00:09:25,077 --> 00:09:27,822 So, uh... what about this party? 197 00:09:27,822 --> 00:09:29,825 It's just a New Year's thing. 198 00:09:29,825 --> 00:09:30,971 You know, with some friends. 199 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,912 Wow, that sounds awesome. 200 00:09:36,064 --> 00:09:37,484 You guys want to come? 201 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:39,909 Yeah, we'd love to. 202 00:09:39,909 --> 00:09:41,580 - All right. - Uh, Ted. 203 00:09:42,011 --> 00:09:43,256 S idebar? 204 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:47,730 Um... Moby, switch up, will you? 205 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,157 Yeah, what's up? 206 00:09:53,588 --> 00:09:55,184 - What about Lily? - Call her. 207 00:09:55,184 --> 00:09:57,065 I've been trying to call her. I can't get through. 208 00:09:57,065 --> 00:09:59,523 - All the circuits are jammed. - That's New Year's Eve for you. 209 00:09:59,523 --> 00:10:02,030 Well, look, we'll just swing by Moby's party and then afterwards... 210 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:04,834 No, I-I can't. Lily's waiting. I gotta... 211 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,376 I gotta find her. 212 00:10:07,003 --> 00:10:08,815 Okay, I'll meet you at party number three. 213 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:11,319 But... Come on! Moby's party! 214 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,934 Moby's party! Moby's par... 215 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:17,851 Ranjit. 216 00:10:18,115 --> 00:10:21,088 - Moby's party. - Moby's party. 217 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,922 This is a cool mix. 218 00:10:26,331 --> 00:10:29,475 You know, people think a great mix has to rise and fall. 219 00:10:29,475 --> 00:10:31,271 I think it should be all rise. 220 00:10:31,271 --> 00:10:35,593 Yes. Moby... Yeah, it should start high, get higher. 221 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,351 This mix is my pride and joy. 222 00:10:37,351 --> 00:10:39,038 I never leave home without it. 223 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,298 Oh, that's how I feel about Janice here. 224 00:10:41,298 --> 00:10:43,060 Jan... Aah! 225 00:10:46,411 --> 00:10:47,818 So then I say, 226 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:50,412 "your motorcycle was like that when I got here." 227 00:10:56,937 --> 00:10:59,229 You're not Moby, are you? 228 00:10:59,335 --> 00:11:00,295 Who? 229 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:04,469 Moby-- the recording artist, Moby. 230 00:11:04,469 --> 00:11:05,661 No. 231 00:11:06,025 --> 00:11:09,930 But when we said, "Hey, Moby," you said, "Yeah." 232 00:11:10,195 --> 00:11:11,898 I thought you said "Tony." 233 00:11:12,816 --> 00:11:14,573 So your name is Tony? 234 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:15,583 No. 235 00:11:17,064 --> 00:11:18,801 Oh, hey, we're here. 236 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:20,023 All right. 237 00:11:20,498 --> 00:11:21,910 You guys going to come in? 238 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,826 Nah. 239 00:11:23,826 --> 00:11:25,094 You're sure? 240 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,517 Come on. It's going to get nuts in there. 241 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,410 There's this dude who owes me money. 242 00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:32,689 No, uh, we're good. We're good. 243 00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:35,032 Happy New Year, Not Moby. 244 00:11:39,007 --> 00:11:43,151 Oh, hey, hey, um, be safe. 245 00:11:46,329 --> 00:11:48,268 Why did we think that guy was Moby? 246 00:11:48,268 --> 00:11:49,123 I don't know. 247 00:11:49,123 --> 00:11:52,538 I see a short bald hipster, my mind goes straight to Moby. 248 00:11:57,046 --> 00:11:58,518 That's Marshall's phone. 249 00:12:02,353 --> 00:12:03,169 Hello. 250 00:12:03,169 --> 00:12:06,013 Oh, Marshall, thank God I got through. 251 00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:10,093 - Hey, sexy. - Barney, where's Marshall? 252 00:12:10,558 --> 00:12:11,613 He left his phone in the limo. 253 00:12:11,613 --> 00:12:13,764 - He's out looking for you. - What? Where? 254 00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,348 Party number three. 255 00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:18,131 Well, I'm here at party number three and... 256 00:12:18,508 --> 00:12:21,717 Oh, my God! Guess who just walked in-- Moby! 257 00:12:21,717 --> 00:12:23,659 Moby?! She's upstairs. 258 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:27,996 Lily, you have to get out of there this instant. That's not Moby. 259 00:12:28,353 --> 00:12:31,437 Uh, no, I know Moby and that's Mo... 260 00:12:31,437 --> 00:12:33,968 - Does he have a gun? - Run! 261 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:39,252 Oh, my God, Not Moby's party is party number four. 262 00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:40,483 What are the odds? 263 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,550 Who was that guy?! 264 00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:46,733 Well, we know it's not Moby and it's not Tony. 265 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:47,920 Ranjit, drive! 266 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,140 - Where to? - Party number three! 267 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:52,420 Party number three! 268 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,058 No, but I was just at party number three. 269 00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:57,890 No, no, no, no you were at party number four. 270 00:12:57,890 --> 00:12:59,347 You must have looked at the list wrong. 271 00:12:59,347 --> 00:13:02,585 Well, after that rather unpsyching experience, 272 00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,362 you know what it's time for? 273 00:13:04,362 --> 00:13:08,959 It's time to... what? That's right, re-psych. 274 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,698 Re-psy... 275 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,833 Where's the...? 276 00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,025 Oh, my God! 277 00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:22,710 Not Moby took my "Get Psyched" mix! 278 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:25,556 Barney, Barney, Barney, it's not worth it! 279 00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,867 Let it go. 280 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,779 We need to get back on schedule. 281 00:13:30,628 --> 00:13:32,201 Ah, nuts. 282 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,156 Ranjit, are you sure I can't help? 283 00:13:41,316 --> 00:13:42,311 No. 284 00:13:42,311 --> 00:13:43,903 I am pissed. 285 00:13:43,903 --> 00:13:46,476 Ted, I don't want you to see me pissed. 286 00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:48,084 Okay. 287 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,511 Okay, not a problem. 288 00:13:51,511 --> 00:13:55,477 He'll jack it up, slap on a tire and we'll be at party number three in no time. 289 00:13:55,977 --> 00:13:57,863 I wish Marshall would call. 290 00:13:57,863 --> 00:13:59,409 I guess the circuits are jammed. 291 00:13:59,409 --> 00:14:01,026 Yeah, you know why all the circuits are jammed 292 00:14:01,026 --> 00:14:02,641 because everyone's calling their loved ones, 293 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,053 everyone around the world. 294 00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:05,945 Everyone except Barney. 295 00:14:08,384 --> 00:14:10,103 Oh, sure, laugh. 296 00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,336 Laugh for Barney Stinson. 297 00:14:12,336 --> 00:14:17,013 Laugh for the sad clown trapped on his whirling carousel 298 00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:20,322 of suits and cigars and bimbos and booze. 299 00:14:20,322 --> 00:14:22,846 Round and round it goes. 300 00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:24,677 And where's it all heading? 301 00:14:24,677 --> 00:14:26,400 Nowhere. 302 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,496 Is this just 'cause you lost your "Get Psyched" mix? 303 00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:33,226 I'm sorry. Am I not allowed to have a pensive side? 304 00:14:33,226 --> 00:14:36,901 No. No, not tonight. Not in the limo. 305 00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:38,009 We got to stay psyched. 306 00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:43,101 Ted went to a lot of trouble to make this an awesome New Year's. 307 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:49,645 "Shot through the heart And you're to blame, darling" 308 00:14:49,645 --> 00:14:54,102 "You give love a bad name A bad name" 309 00:14:54,535 --> 00:14:58,409 - "I play my part and you played your game" - I'm going to get some air. 310 00:14:58,469 --> 00:15:02,665 "Darling, you give love a bad name, bad name!" 311 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,453 It'll be fine. 312 00:15:09,453 --> 00:15:10,975 We'll be out of here in a jiff. 313 00:15:10,975 --> 00:15:12,322 Ted, I'm going to head out. 314 00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:14,979 My roommates are having a party not far from here. 315 00:15:14,979 --> 00:15:18,148 No. Look, I know this night isn't turning out the way I planned, but... 316 00:15:18,148 --> 00:15:20,651 How long have you been in love with Robin? 317 00:15:21,536 --> 00:15:22,931 I'm not in love... 318 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,003 We're just friends. Where are you getting that from? 319 00:15:26,412 --> 00:15:29,085 Ted, it's okay. I'm fine. 320 00:15:29,085 --> 00:15:32,159 And I can tell that she's into you, too. 321 00:15:32,159 --> 00:15:33,641 That's ridiculous. 322 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,262 Wait. Really? 323 00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:38,506 Happy New Year, Ted. 324 00:15:55,665 --> 00:15:58,334 I can't believe Mary Beth left before midnight. 325 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,983 Oh, she just had to make an appearance at this other party. 326 00:16:00,983 --> 00:16:02,073 It's no big deal. 327 00:16:02,473 --> 00:16:05,167 The first time I rode in a limo I was five. 328 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,780 I was on the way to my grandfather's funeral. 329 00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:10,680 I suppose, in a way, I still am. 330 00:16:12,246 --> 00:16:13,878 Okay, wow, it's getting weird in here. 331 00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:17,277 - I'm going to call Marshall. - But he left his phone. 332 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,546 I'm sorry about your girl. 333 00:16:23,546 --> 00:16:25,508 Sorry about your guy. 334 00:16:26,098 --> 00:16:28,920 Well, at least we both have someone to kiss at midnight. 335 00:16:30,258 --> 00:16:33,983 Did you forget about our little deal? Because I did not. 336 00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:37,449 I did not, too. 337 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,726 D erek. 338 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:46,261 - Hi. How's work? - I'll give you some privacy. 339 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,366 Okay, how's this for a plan? 340 00:17:04,366 --> 00:17:06,874 We start walking now, we get to party number three by 12:45. 341 00:17:06,874 --> 00:17:08,973 We celebrate the New Year in Central Standard Time. 342 00:17:10,092 --> 00:17:12,120 - Give it a rest, Ted. - Give what a rest? 343 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,765 Trying to turn this night into anything more than what it is, 344 00:17:14,765 --> 00:17:16,767 which is New Year's Eve which is the single 345 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:19,460 biggest letdown of a night every single year. 346 00:17:21,813 --> 00:17:23,864 Come on, come on, we can still turn this thing around. 347 00:17:23,864 --> 00:17:25,001 We've still got ten minutes. 348 00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:28,792 Stop trying to chase down some magical, perfect New Years, Ted. 349 00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:30,633 It doesn't exist. 350 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,930 Holy crap. 351 00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:50,551 I knew I'd catch up with you guys eventually. 352 00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:52,173 So much to tell. 353 00:17:52,173 --> 00:17:54,455 I couldn't find Lily at party number three so I walked-- 354 00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:56,303 I walked to the next party on the list. 355 00:17:56,303 --> 00:17:58,267 - Not Moby's party? - Yes, Moby's party. 356 00:17:58,267 --> 00:17:59,988 Check it out. He signed my shirt. 357 00:18:03,469 --> 00:18:04,972 And guess what I found. 358 00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:09,316 Yeah, I heard it playing at the party, so I swiped it. 359 00:18:09,316 --> 00:18:11,185 Yeah, I know. Come on. 360 00:18:11,185 --> 00:18:13,037 Come on! Oh! Oh! 361 00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:18,242 Baby, baby, I was so worried about you. 362 00:18:18,242 --> 00:18:19,908 - Why didn't you call me? - I tried, baby. 363 00:18:19,908 --> 00:18:22,286 All the circuits were jammed. But wait, there's more. 364 00:18:22,286 --> 00:18:25,452 After party number four, I figured you guys went to party number five. 365 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:28,615 And so I went there, too, and it is awesome. 366 00:18:28,615 --> 00:18:32,011 I want to cry, it is so awesome. We have to go there. 367 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,298 How? We'll never get a cab. 368 00:18:33,298 --> 00:18:35,551 The flat's fixed. 369 00:18:36,192 --> 00:18:38,761 Let's do this! Come on! In! 370 00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:39,950 Go, go, go! 371 00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:41,550 - Go, go, go! - Natalya? 372 00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:44,139 Yeah, it turns out she was asleep in the front seat the whole time. 373 00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:45,556 Ranjit, why didn't you tell me? 374 00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:48,755 I didn't want to awake her. She looked so peaceful. 375 00:18:48,755 --> 00:18:51,494 Party number five is 20 blocks away and all the way across town. 376 00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:53,332 Ranjit, can you get us there in eight minutes? 377 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,097 I get you there in six. 378 00:19:00,197 --> 00:19:01,845 I don't think I can do it. 379 00:19:01,845 --> 00:19:04,878 No! Come on! Move, you stupid taxi! 380 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:07,201 Three minutes! Come on! 381 00:19:09,725 --> 00:19:11,767 Ranjit, put her in park. 382 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,434 Dudes, I'm sure party number five is awesome, 383 00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:18,597 but it's not the best party in New York. 384 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,765 'Cause this is, right here. 385 00:19:22,874 --> 00:19:25,758 - Cheers. Well said. - Cheers. Cheers. 386 00:19:25,943 --> 00:19:29,188 And just like that, we were having the perfect New Year's Eve. 387 00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:34,204 The funny thing is all night long, I'd been trying to chase something down 388 00:19:34,754 --> 00:19:36,676 that was right there in that limo. 389 00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:42,929 Derek?! Derek. 390 00:19:44,821 --> 00:19:47,285 - Hey. - Hey, uh, come on in. 391 00:19:51,945 --> 00:19:55,721 I cut my meeting short because I wanted to see you at midnight. 392 00:19:55,721 --> 00:19:57,683 I can't believe you made it. 393 00:19:58,279 --> 00:19:59,669 I made it, baby. 394 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,436 I super love you, okay? 395 00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:07,477 Here, you need a mint. 396 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:16,898 Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! Happy New Year! 397 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:20,684 You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story. 398 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:21,766 Well, don't. 399 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,154 Not every night has a happy ending. 400 00:20:24,194 --> 00:20:25,905 But all of it's important. 401 00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:27,501 All of it was leading somewhere. 402 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,756 Because suddenly, it was 2006. 403 00:20:31,235 --> 00:20:34,461 And 2006 was a big one. 404 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,097 What the hell, man? I thought we had a deal. 405 00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,657 What about your guy? 406 00:20:45,992 --> 00:20:48,005 It's midnight. Go kiss him. 407 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:52,251 Eh, he kept me waiting. I can keep him waiting. 408 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,466 Well, a deal is a deal. 409 00:21:08,448 --> 00:21:09,741 Happy New Year. 410 00:21:11,843 --> 00:21:13,585 Happy New Year.