Friends Season 2 Episode 17

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​1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:07,723 So what do you think? 2 00:00:07,958 --> 00:00:10,153 Casa de Joey. 3 00:00:11,395 --> 00:00:13,454 -I decorated it myself. -Get out! 4 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,460 Wow, Joey, this is.... 5 00:00:17,668 --> 00:00:20,330 -Art. -Art it is. 6 00:00:21,505 --> 00:00:23,973 Check this out! Is it a coffee table? 7 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:27,438 Is it a panther? There's no need to decide. 8 00:00:29,513 --> 00:00:31,447 Hey, nice pillow. 9 00:00:31,849 --> 00:00:34,511 So tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin? 10 00:00:35,586 --> 00:00:38,749 Hey, excellent water, table thing. 11 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:41,254 Thanks. I love this. But you know what? 12 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,517 It makes me want to pee. 13 00:00:44,361 --> 00:00:47,296 Yeah, me too. I think that's the challenge. 14 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:51,862 How come Chandler didn't come? 15 00:00:53,937 --> 00:00:56,030 It's because he had a thing with the... 16 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:57,297 ...with the thing. 17 00:00:59,943 --> 00:01:01,433 Right. I got it. 18 00:01:03,013 --> 00:01:05,880 So why don't you show us the rest of your casa? 19 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,384 The best part! Come on. 20 00:01:18,028 --> 00:01:20,019 Nice toilet. 21 00:01:20,464 --> 00:01:21,954 No, no, no. Behind it. 22 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,828 -You have a phone in here? -That's right. 23 00:01:25,035 --> 00:01:26,297 I have a phone. 24 00:01:26,537 --> 00:01:27,868 In here. 25 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,337 Joey, promise me something. 26 00:01:31,542 --> 00:01:33,806 Never call me from that phone. 27 00:01:34,878 --> 00:01:36,903 The One Where Eddie Moves ln 28 00:02:29,970 --> 00:02:31,494 Okay, here we go. 29 00:02:32,940 --> 00:02:37,434 Sorry, they were all out of apple pie. Someone just got the last piece. 30 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:41,441 Oh, my God! You won't believe this! 31 00:02:41,949 --> 00:02:44,440 I have just been discovered. 32 00:02:45,652 --> 00:02:49,588 Wait a minute. I claimed you in the name of France four years ago. 33 00:02:53,327 --> 00:02:54,316 Anyway. 34 00:02:54,628 --> 00:02:58,291 Don't freak out and say how great this is until I'm done. 35 00:02:59,967 --> 00:03:02,993 I just met this producer of this teeny record company... 36 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:06,205 ...who said that I have a very fresh, offbeat sound... 37 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,637 ...and she wants to do a demo of "Smelly Cat." 38 00:03:11,678 --> 00:03:13,805 Okay, I told you not to do that yet. 39 00:03:15,616 --> 00:03:17,948 And she wants to do a video. 40 00:03:19,686 --> 00:03:21,847 I'm not done yet, okay? 41 00:03:22,189 --> 00:03:23,213 God! 42 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:28,693 If that goes well, they may even want to make an album. 43 00:03:31,698 --> 00:03:32,528 I'm done now. 44 00:03:36,536 --> 00:03:39,972 If you care about me, get the pie out of the man's hood. 45 00:03:40,173 --> 00:03:42,903 -Get the what? -There's a pie in the hood. Go! 46 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:50,980 What are you doing? 47 00:03:51,184 --> 00:03:54,085 I'm sorry. My pie was in your hood. 48 00:03:56,890 --> 00:03:59,381 I have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants... 49 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:02,094 ...and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. 50 00:04:08,168 --> 00:04:11,501 Damn it, Ross! Get your butt out of the bathroom! 51 00:04:12,205 --> 00:04:14,867 Calm down. I'm blow-drying. 52 00:04:15,442 --> 00:04:18,377 Blow-drying what? You have no hair. 53 00:04:19,846 --> 00:04:20,870 What's going on? 54 00:04:21,114 --> 00:04:23,548 Your boyfriend has been in there for an hour! 55 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,615 It's like I'm living with him again. 56 00:04:25,852 --> 00:04:29,686 He's here when I go to sleep and wake up and when I want to shower. 57 00:04:29,923 --> 00:04:31,686 I feel like I'm 16 again. 58 00:04:31,892 --> 00:04:34,759 Well, you're not 16. You're both adults now. 59 00:04:35,462 --> 00:04:36,929 Get out, you doofus! 60 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:42,794 Or, you know, he's rubber and you're glue. 61 00:04:46,239 --> 00:04:47,706 All yours. 62 00:04:48,642 --> 00:04:51,372 I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain. 63 00:04:53,814 --> 00:04:54,644 Shut up! 64 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,542 Cut it out! 65 00:05:03,957 --> 00:05:06,152 I've never wanted you more. 66 00:05:40,152 --> 00:05:43,152 -Lui. Where is Howard? -He went home. 67 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,552 He said he might stop by after a shift. 68 00:05:47,152 --> 00:05:49,152 He said he tell you he don't feel so good. 69 00:05:51,152 --> 00:05:53,152 Hey what time do you get off? 70 00:05:54,552 --> 00:05:56,552 I'm not feel too good either. 71 00:06:04,237 --> 00:06:07,070 So what do you say, boys? Should I call him? 72 00:06:13,646 --> 00:06:15,045 You know what they say: 73 00:06:15,314 --> 00:06:17,509 Ask your slippers a question... 74 00:06:18,851 --> 00:06:20,580 ...you're going crazy. 75 00:06:37,595 --> 00:06:40,086 I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today. 76 00:06:40,998 --> 00:06:42,295 That's okay. 77 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,261 You had a thing. 78 00:06:45,102 --> 00:06:46,763 I hear the place looks great. 79 00:06:47,605 --> 00:06:50,574 Forget about it. I'm having a ball! 80 00:06:51,242 --> 00:06:52,402 How's the apartment? 81 00:06:53,311 --> 00:06:56,109 It's terrific. I mean, it's a regular space-... 82 00:06:57,648 --> 00:06:58,740 ...-fest! 83 00:07:01,152 --> 00:07:02,642 Well, great. 84 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,852 Yeah, I just... 85 00:07:04,789 --> 00:07:06,689 ...wanted to call and say hey. 86 00:07:08,392 --> 00:07:09,324 Well, okay. 87 00:07:10,795 --> 00:07:12,194 Was that the oven timer? 88 00:07:12,930 --> 00:07:14,261 That's right, my friend. 89 00:07:14,932 --> 00:07:16,365 It's time for... 90 00:07:16,634 --> 00:07:17,532 ...Baywatch! 91 00:07:21,772 --> 00:07:24,138 Can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer? 92 00:07:24,508 --> 00:07:26,840 I can't believe they made her lieutenant! 93 00:07:28,546 --> 00:07:31,276 You're saying that because you love Yasmine Bleeth. 94 00:07:31,482 --> 00:07:34,383 How could anyone not love Yasmine Bleeth? 95 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:37,782 Hey, they're running. 96 00:07:39,190 --> 00:07:42,023 See, this is the brilliance of the show. 97 00:07:42,393 --> 00:07:44,122 I say always keep them running. 98 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:47,461 All the time running! 99 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:49,223 Run! 100 00:07:50,468 --> 00:07:51,457 Run! 101 00:07:51,669 --> 00:07:54,331 Run, Yasmine! Run like the wind! 102 00:07:56,374 --> 00:07:58,308 But you wanted to live by yourself. 103 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:01,067 I did. I thought it'd be great. 104 00:08:01,312 --> 00:08:04,577 I figured I'd have time alone with my thoughts. 105 00:08:04,815 --> 00:08:08,307 But it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you think. 106 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:12,755 Why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back? 107 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:14,924 You really think he'd take me? 108 00:08:15,159 --> 00:08:17,093 We had a good talk last night... 109 00:08:17,395 --> 00:08:19,556 ...but when I moved out, I hurt him bad. 110 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,321 He would definitely want you back. 111 00:08:22,566 --> 00:08:25,626 I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back. 112 00:08:25,836 --> 00:08:29,363 But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. 113 00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:31,269 I mean, it was 114 00:08:31,509 --> 00:08:34,444 It was like when we first started living together. 115 00:08:34,879 --> 00:08:37,712 I know you don't want to hear this right now... 116 00:08:38,015 --> 00:08:41,883 ... but we've seen him in his new place. And he's happy. 117 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,578 He's decorated. 118 00:08:46,524 --> 00:08:50,051 Chandler, he has moved on, okay? You have to, too. 119 00:08:50,294 --> 00:08:54,025 You'll have to accept the fact that you're just friends now. 120 00:08:54,265 --> 00:08:55,630 You're not... 121 00:08:56,367 --> 00:08:58,358 ... roommates anymore. 122 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:01,561 Okay, Phoebe. You ready to try one? 123 00:09:04,909 --> 00:09:08,401 Smelly cat, smelly cat 124 00:09:08,646 --> 00:09:11,376 What are they feeding you? 125 00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:15,079 Smelly, smelly, smelly Really bad smelling smelly cat 126 00:09:15,319 --> 00:09:16,411 Whoa! Oh, my God! 127 00:09:19,957 --> 00:09:21,720 I mean, like, who was that? 128 00:09:24,095 --> 00:09:27,758 They're your backup singers. Behind you, hon. 129 00:09:28,899 --> 00:09:31,732 I thought they were just watching me. 130 00:09:31,969 --> 00:09:34,267 Like at an aquarium, you know? 131 00:09:35,267 --> 00:09:37,472 You are so good, hi, you are so good. 132 00:09:37,472 --> 00:09:38,461 All right. 133 00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:43,708 Now everyone knows everyone. Let's try it again. 134 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,141 From the top. 135 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,608 Smelly cat, smelly cat 136 00:09:48,814 --> 00:09:51,783 What are they feeding you? 137 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,022 Okay, sorry. 138 00:09:58,457 --> 00:09:59,856 I'm just not getting... 139 00:10:00,158 --> 00:10:02,058 ...that everyone gets... 140 00:10:02,294 --> 00:10:05,786 ... how smelly this cat actually is. 141 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:07,859 Maybe if we could talk about this... 142 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:11,625 ... because I need to feel that you really care about the cat. 143 00:10:14,206 --> 00:10:15,036 We can talk. 144 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,175 It's just that this costs $100 a minute to be in here. 145 00:10:18,977 --> 00:10:22,242 So the cat stinks, but you love it. Let's go. 146 00:10:23,315 --> 00:10:26,682 No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. 147 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,749 Look at the cranial ridge, okay? 148 00:10:29,054 --> 00:10:32,319 If Dino was a velociraptor, he'd have eaten the Flintstones. 149 00:10:35,494 --> 00:10:36,654 Were you taking a nap? 150 00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:37,829 I was. 151 00:10:38,830 --> 00:10:41,663 Tony, can you hold on? That's the other line. 152 00:10:43,068 --> 00:10:46,037 Yeah, she's here, but can she call you back? 153 00:10:46,338 --> 00:10:47,771 Okay, thanks. 154 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:49,097 Call Joanna. 155 00:10:49,341 --> 00:10:50,365 Did she leave a number? 156 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,907 Did you see me write one down? 157 00:10:54,346 --> 00:10:56,439 I don't have her number, butt-munch. 158 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:00,745 She'll call back. Don't be such a baby. 159 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,283 You're the baby. 160 00:11:02,587 --> 00:11:04,782 -Get off my back. -Get out of my face. 161 00:11:05,524 --> 00:11:07,685 Wait, hold on, Tony. Hold on. 162 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:14,057 Yeah, she's right here. Hold on. 163 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,533 Tony, can I call you back? 164 00:11:17,769 --> 00:11:19,202 That's my sister's boyfriend. 165 00:11:19,604 --> 00:11:21,094 Give me that. 166 00:11:24,276 --> 00:11:28,144 Sweetie, before I forget, did l leave my diaphragm at your place? 167 00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:30,945 Hi, Mom. 168 00:11:54,373 --> 00:11:55,397 So how's the palace? 169 00:11:56,408 --> 00:11:59,866 It's funny you should mention that because I was thinking.... 170 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,176 What's with the boxes? 171 00:12:04,082 --> 00:12:06,516 Actually, I have some news. 172 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:10,515 Is that Joey guy gonna pick up his moose hat or should I toss it? 173 00:12:11,557 --> 00:12:15,459 Why don't you ask him yourself? This is my new roommate, Eddie. 174 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:16,786 Nice to meet you. 175 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,792 -Likewise. -How you doing? 176 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,127 I'll take that. 177 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,628 It's what I came for. 178 00:12:25,304 --> 00:12:27,465 This is new. Where'd you two meet? 179 00:12:27,739 --> 00:12:31,368 At the supermarket in the ethnic food section. 180 00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:33,474 I helped him pick out a chorizo. 181 00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:40,276 We got to talking. He needed a place, and I had a spare room. 182 00:12:41,653 --> 00:12:42,881 Now it's a spare room? 183 00:12:43,255 --> 00:12:45,985 Well, yeah. In that it's not being used... 184 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,054 ...and I have it to spare. 185 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,826 Well, I got what I came for. 186 00:12:56,869 --> 00:12:57,801 I'll see you. 187 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:00,796 Hey, Joe. 188 00:13:01,473 --> 00:13:03,964 When'd you start using moose in your hair? 189 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,470 Is this guy great, or what? 190 00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:11,313 Yeah, he is. 191 00:13:18,624 --> 00:13:20,922 I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is he? 192 00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:22,855 Eddie. He just met him. 193 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:26,553 It'll never last. He's just a rebound roommate. 194 00:13:30,402 --> 00:13:32,461 Check it out! Check it out! 195 00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:34,638 It's "Smelly Cat," the video! 196 00:13:36,909 --> 00:13:41,573 Now, I haven't seen it yet, so if you don't like it... 197 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,305 ...so what? None of you ever made a video. 198 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:56,484 Get out of here, cat! You stink! 199 00:14:04,403 --> 00:14:05,461 Smoking! 200 00:14:05,671 --> 00:14:06,638 Look at me! 201 00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:09,465 Smelly cat, smelly cat 202 00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:13,175 What are they feeding you? 203 00:14:13,579 --> 00:14:17,106 Smelly cat, smelly cat 204 00:14:17,349 --> 00:14:20,011 It's not your fault 205 00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:26,580 Smelly, smelly, smelly Really bad smelling smelly cat 206 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,452 It's not your fault 207 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,493 Smelly cat, smelly cat 208 00:14:31,697 --> 00:14:33,824 -Oh, my God! -I know. 209 00:14:34,099 --> 00:14:36,090 I sound amazing! 210 00:14:39,438 --> 00:14:41,804 They won't take you to the vet 211 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,338 You're obviously not their favorite pet 212 00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:47,034 Smelly cat, smelly cat 213 00:14:47,279 --> 00:14:49,144 It's not your fault 214 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,815 I've never heard myself sing before. 215 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,284 I mean, except in my own head. 216 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,651 This is so cool! Now I can hear what you hear! 217 00:15:02,561 --> 00:15:04,552 Pretty different, huh? 218 00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:08,527 I am sorry, but I'm incredibly talented! 219 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:13,031 Smelly cat, smelly cat 220 00:15:13,238 --> 00:15:15,570 It's not your fault 221 00:15:26,185 --> 00:15:27,880 What's going on, man? 222 00:15:28,087 --> 00:15:28,917 Eddie. 223 00:15:29,288 --> 00:15:30,118 Morning. 224 00:15:32,091 --> 00:15:35,185 I just came by to pick up my mail. 225 00:15:36,128 --> 00:15:38,790 -Where's the mail? -Over there on the table. 226 00:15:39,531 --> 00:15:41,590 You don't keep it on this table anymore? 227 00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,425 Eddie likes it over there. 228 00:15:47,539 --> 00:15:51,236 All right, here you go, my friend. Eggs a la Eddie. 229 00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:58,109 That's great. 230 00:16:00,452 --> 00:16:01,476 What? 231 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,551 I thought you liked your eggs... 232 00:16:03,789 --> 00:16:07,054 ...with the bread with the hole in the middle, a la me! 233 00:16:07,493 --> 00:16:11,224 I do, but Eddie makes them this way. They're pretty darn good. 234 00:16:11,224 --> 00:16:12,630 Will you try some, there are some extra. 235 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:13,930 -No, thanks! -All right. 236 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:15,722 Well, you guys... 237 00:16:16,565 --> 00:16:18,157 ... I'm out of here. 238 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:19,766 See you, pals. 239 00:16:19,969 --> 00:16:20,936 See you. 240 00:16:24,473 --> 00:16:27,601 -How are you two getting along? -I couldn't be happier. 241 00:16:28,277 --> 00:16:29,301 Great. 242 00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,305 I'm happy for you. 243 00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:35,908 All right, that's it! 244 00:16:37,253 --> 00:16:40,984 He just comes in here, Mr. Johnny New Eggs... 245 00:16:43,092 --> 00:16:47,153 ...with his moving the mail and his "See you, pals." 246 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,193 And now there's no juice! 247 00:16:51,434 --> 00:16:55,131 There's no juice for the people who need the juice. I need the juice! 248 00:16:56,839 --> 00:16:58,636 There's another carton there. 249 00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:03,341 This isn't about juice anymore, all right, man? 250 00:17:03,846 --> 00:17:04,710 All right. 251 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,004 So what's it about? 252 00:17:06,315 --> 00:17:07,145 Eggs! 253 00:17:08,384 --> 00:17:11,114 Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine? 254 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,982 -Well, I like both eggs equally. -Oh, come on! 255 00:17:14,557 --> 00:17:18,857 Nobody likes two eggs equally. I wanna know which one you like better. 256 00:17:19,128 --> 00:17:21,688 What's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore. 257 00:17:23,466 --> 00:17:25,730 You took your eggs and you left! 258 00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:28,796 Did you expect me to never find new eggs? 259 00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:32,796 Maybe this is not about the eggs. 260 00:17:33,696 --> 00:17:35,696 Maybe it's about the chicken that lay them. 261 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,796 What chicken, there is no chicken. 262 00:17:41,796 --> 00:17:43,340 I can't talk to you. 263 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:50,035 I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight. 264 00:17:50,309 --> 00:17:52,869 Tough. We're watching Predators of the Serengeti. 265 00:17:54,213 --> 00:17:55,373 Would you guys stop! 266 00:17:55,581 --> 00:17:57,481 It's my TV! 267 00:17:57,816 --> 00:18:00,046 -Quit it! -Bite me! 268 00:18:00,352 --> 00:18:03,014 Monica keeps changing the channel. 269 00:18:03,255 --> 00:18:05,985 That's great. Why don't you tell Mommy on me? 270 00:18:06,391 --> 00:18:09,258 Now I'm Mommy in this little play? 271 00:18:09,528 --> 00:18:11,553 Look, I refuse to get sucked into... 272 00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:15,028 ...this weird little Geller dimension thing, okay? 273 00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:18,203 So I'm gonna go take a nice long hot bubble bath... 274 00:18:18,437 --> 00:18:21,338 ...because you kids are driving me crazy! 275 00:18:24,209 --> 00:18:25,733 What do we do about this? 276 00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:27,912 We could tape Entertainment Tonight. 277 00:18:28,113 --> 00:18:29,080 Not that! 278 00:18:29,348 --> 00:18:31,111 This! Us! 279 00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:33,850 Oh, my God, Ross, it's.... You're just.... 280 00:18:34,086 --> 00:18:36,680 Since you've been here, you're driving me.... 281 00:18:36,889 --> 00:18:39,949 Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, all right? 282 00:18:40,559 --> 00:18:43,585 I just can't stand you being here... 283 00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:44,853 ...all the time! 284 00:18:45,097 --> 00:18:48,294 Why? Why can't you stand me being here? 285 00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:49,728 We're just having fun. 286 00:18:49,935 --> 00:18:52,597 Fun? You think this is fun? 287 00:18:53,939 --> 00:18:57,431 I thought we were fooling around, like when we were kids. 288 00:18:57,643 --> 00:18:59,474 I hated you when we were kids! 289 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,438 You hated me when we were kids? 290 00:19:03,982 --> 00:19:04,949 I hated you. 291 00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:07,618 I loved you in a you're-my-brother- so-l-have-to way... 292 00:19:07,819 --> 00:19:09,787 ... but basically, I hated your guts. 293 00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:12,550 Why did you hate me? 294 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:15,727 Because you were mean to me... 295 00:19:15,928 --> 00:19:19,295 ...and you teased me and you always got your way. 296 00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:22,657 That wasn't fun for you? 297 00:19:27,005 --> 00:19:28,905 I can't believe you hated me. 298 00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:32,639 But now I love you. 299 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,648 And not just because I have to. 300 00:19:37,316 --> 00:19:38,305 Really? 301 00:19:40,819 --> 00:19:43,617 You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off. 302 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,518 I can do that. 303 00:19:50,362 --> 00:19:52,455 Then I won't have to kill you. 304 00:19:55,634 --> 00:19:59,126 So you wanna watch Entertainment Tonight?. 305 00:19:59,338 --> 00:20:00,430 Thanks. 306 00:20:04,009 --> 00:20:05,169 You know what? 307 00:20:06,845 --> 00:20:10,372 If you really wanna watch that Serengeti thing, we can. 308 00:20:20,192 --> 00:20:22,626 Listen, you are not going to believe this... 309 00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:26,293 ...but that is not me singing on the video. 310 00:20:30,702 --> 00:20:32,192 How did you find out? 311 00:20:32,471 --> 00:20:36,840 The record company sent this paper for me to sign saying it's okay... 312 00:20:37,042 --> 00:20:40,637 ...for someone else to sing for me. That was my first clue. 313 00:20:41,747 --> 00:20:42,805 What will you do? 314 00:20:43,048 --> 00:20:45,482 I can't work with people who would do this. 315 00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:46,875 Sure. 316 00:20:47,085 --> 00:20:48,518 I mean, this poor woman. 317 00:20:49,855 --> 00:20:50,685 What woman? 318 00:20:50,922 --> 00:20:52,184 The voice woman. 319 00:20:52,424 --> 00:20:55,257 She has a great voice, but she doesn't have a video. 320 00:20:56,061 --> 00:20:58,188 Okay, Pheebs, but what about you? 321 00:20:58,397 --> 00:21:00,365 I have a video. Pay attention. 322 00:21:03,735 --> 00:21:06,898 This voice woman, she's so talented. 323 00:21:07,105 --> 00:21:12,042 But according to the producer people, she doesn't have the right look. 324 00:21:12,344 --> 00:21:15,074 She's like one of those animals at the pound... 325 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,748 ...who nobody wants because they're not pretty. 326 00:21:18,016 --> 00:21:22,385 Or you know, like some old dog who's kind of like stinky and 327 00:21:22,621 --> 00:21:24,589 Oh, my God! She's "smelly cat"! 328 00:21:28,126 --> 00:21:30,094 That song has so many levels. 329 00:21:32,898 --> 00:21:33,796 Hey, Eddie. 330 00:21:34,232 --> 00:21:36,097 You wanna play some foosball? 331 00:21:36,301 --> 00:21:38,929 No, thanks, man. I'm not really into sports. 332 00:21:44,609 --> 00:21:46,372 Yeah, okay. All right. 333 00:21:48,213 --> 00:21:51,114 Doesn't matter. Time for Baywatch! 334 00:21:52,984 --> 00:21:54,281 You like that show? 335 00:21:56,955 --> 00:21:57,979 You don't? 336 00:22:00,058 --> 00:22:03,118 It's just pretty people running around on the beach. 337 00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:05,920 That's the brilliance of it. 338 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,096 The pretty people. 339 00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:12,994 And the running. 340 00:22:14,940 --> 00:22:17,807 I'm gonna go read in my room for a little while. 341 00:22:19,111 --> 00:22:20,510 Okay, man. 342 00:22:30,989 --> 00:22:34,925 I think of all the friends I've known 343 00:22:37,362 --> 00:22:40,525 But when I dial the telephone 344 00:22:43,602 --> 00:22:45,763 No one's home 345 00:22:53,845 --> 00:22:58,782 All by myself 346 00:23:00,318 --> 00:23:01,945 Don't wanna live 347 00:23:02,187 --> 00:23:06,351 All by myself 348 00:23:07,325 --> 00:23:09,316 Anymore 349 00:23:10,462 --> 00:23:14,489 All by myself 350 00:23:18,489 --> 00:23:21,489 I'm gonna sort off with a little song called smelly cat. 351 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:26,489 For those of you who wondering this is my real voice. 352 00:23:28,201 --> 00:23:30,931 Smelly cat, smelly cat 353 00:23:31,204 --> 00:23:34,071 What are they feeding you? Everybody! 354 00:23:34,274 --> 00:23:37,107 Smelly cat, smelly cat 355 00:23:37,377 --> 00:23:39,572 It's not your fault 356 00:23:40,613 --> 00:23:42,638 They won't take you to the vet 357 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,480 You're obviously not their favorite pet 358 00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:53,052 You may not be a bed of roses 359 00:23:53,393 --> 00:23:56,760 And you're no friend To those with noses 360 00:23:57,397 --> 00:24:00,924 Ross, those are the only lines we have. Back to the chorus!