Friends Season 2 Episode 7

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​1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,029 What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? 2 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:09,537 Is there something repellent about me? 3 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:10,341 How was the party? 4 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:14,045 It couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. 5 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,477 What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? 6 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,681 No, you are not. You are very attractive. 7 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:22,615 I go through the same thing. 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,984 When I put on a little weight, I question everything. 9 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,658 I've put on weight? 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,934 Did you want to...? 11 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,370 No, not weight. More like insulation. 12 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:44,773 I'm unemployed, in dire need of a project. 13 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,672 Wanna work out? I can remake you. 14 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:51,277 I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time. 15 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:52,383 Please? 16 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,712 Come on, let her do it! 17 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:55,785 All right. 18 00:00:55,989 --> 00:01:00,153 If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home. 19 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,820 Your boobs are fine. 20 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,552 I shouldn't have said anything. 21 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,822 Come here. Come here! 22 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,499 Can't make hands meet! 23 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,300 The One Where Ross Finds Out 24 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:09,182 Let's do it! 25 00:02:14,229 --> 00:02:15,059 What? 26 00:02:15,564 --> 00:02:19,000 Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants before. 27 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,836 It's cute! 28 00:02:23,836 --> 00:02:25,701 And we're changing. 29 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,610 Come on, give me five more! 30 00:02:42,888 --> 00:02:43,752 Five more! 31 00:02:46,192 --> 00:02:47,750 Five more and I'll flash you. 32 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,450 One... 33 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:52,192 ...two... 34 00:02:53,399 --> 00:02:55,128 ...two and a half. 35 00:02:57,703 --> 00:02:58,897 Just show me one of them. 36 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:16,810 She's insane! 37 00:03:17,056 --> 00:03:18,114 The woman is insane. 38 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,952 It's before work, after work, and during work. 39 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,425 She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk. 40 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:27,622 And now they won't bring me my mail anymore. 41 00:03:27,622 --> 00:03:29,622 Just tell her you want to stop. 42 00:03:29,622 --> 00:03:32,622 I can't. All she get to work is all she can got. 43 00:03:32,622 --> 00:03:37,068 So that's why we think maybe we should all picking and buy her own resterant. 44 00:03:38,568 --> 00:03:40,468 Hey, Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott? 45 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:43,934 It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant... 46 00:03:44,173 --> 00:03:46,073 ...ordered champagne. Nice. 47 00:03:46,776 --> 00:03:48,004 He still won't put out? 48 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,074 Nope. Zilch. Nothing. 49 00:03:50,913 --> 00:03:52,437 Sorry, Pheebs. 50 00:03:53,249 --> 00:03:55,114 Look, I don't mind taking it slow. 51 00:03:55,351 --> 00:03:56,579 I like him a lot. 52 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,879 He's really interesting, and he's really sweet. 53 00:04:00,089 --> 00:04:01,989 Why won't he give it up? 54 00:04:03,192 --> 00:04:06,355 Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road. 55 00:04:06,629 --> 00:04:08,426 If you know what I mean. 56 00:04:09,665 --> 00:04:12,429 No. What do you mean? He's not British. 57 00:04:15,471 --> 00:04:16,995 Maybe he's gay. 58 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:21,533 I don't think that's the problem. 59 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,675 We went dancing the other night... 60 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:28,112 ...and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes.... 61 00:04:28,317 --> 00:04:30,785 I just definitely felt something. 62 00:04:31,054 --> 00:04:33,386 But how much can you tell from a look? 63 00:04:33,623 --> 00:04:35,523 I felt it on my hip. I could tell. 64 00:04:39,228 --> 00:04:41,696 Yo, Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes. 65 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:46,357 Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. 66 00:04:48,638 --> 00:04:50,071 Oh, Rachel! Don't look. 67 00:04:50,306 --> 00:04:51,238 What? 68 00:04:53,342 --> 00:04:55,833 I don't care. I have a date tonight. 69 00:04:56,679 --> 00:04:57,509 You have a date? 70 00:04:57,814 --> 00:04:59,645 Monica's setting me up. 71 00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:02,574 What about Ross and.... 72 00:05:02,819 --> 00:05:05,151 What? My whole insane jealousy thing? 73 00:05:05,354 --> 00:05:07,879 Well, you know, as much fun as that was... 74 00:05:08,157 --> 00:05:10,318 ... I've decided to opt for sanity. 75 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,550 You're okay about all this? 76 00:05:12,829 --> 00:05:14,990 Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on. 77 00:05:15,431 --> 00:05:18,889 He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. 78 00:05:19,168 --> 00:05:22,865 For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. 79 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:25,837 Hi, guys. 80 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:30,171 Monica, I'll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys, okay? 81 00:05:30,713 --> 00:05:32,078 If you say his full name. 82 00:05:33,182 --> 00:05:38,051 Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toys? 83 00:05:39,689 --> 00:05:40,587 All right. 84 00:05:40,790 --> 00:05:44,556 -You're getting a cat? -Actually, we're getting a cat. 85 00:05:45,361 --> 00:05:46,692 Together? 86 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:48,920 Both of you? Together? 87 00:05:49,232 --> 00:05:52,690 It'll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time. 88 00:05:53,202 --> 00:05:56,035 Well, isn't that just lovely? 89 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:59,131 That's something you'll enjoy... 90 00:05:59,408 --> 00:06:01,899 ...for a really, really, really long time. 91 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:03,578 Hopefully. 92 00:06:04,046 --> 00:06:07,243 Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date! 93 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,940 With a man. 94 00:06:10,052 --> 00:06:12,282 You guys have a really good night... 95 00:06:12,555 --> 00:06:16,491 ...and you two have a really good cat. 96 00:06:20,763 --> 00:06:23,254 We're not supposed to take these when we leave. 97 00:06:30,239 --> 00:06:35,267 I don't know if Monica told you, but this my first date since my divorce. 98 00:06:35,678 --> 00:06:37,578 If I seem a little nervous... 99 00:06:37,813 --> 00:06:38,905 ... I am. 100 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:41,315 How long do cats live? 101 00:06:43,252 --> 00:06:44,082 I'm sorry? 102 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,311 Cats. How long do they live? 103 00:06:46,622 --> 00:06:49,455 Figuring you don't throw them under a bus or something? 104 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,758 Maybe 1 5, 1 6 years. 105 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:56,294 Well, that's just great. 106 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,197 Cheers! 107 00:06:59,468 --> 00:07:01,095 Right. Clink. 108 00:07:07,777 --> 00:07:10,541 Monica told you I was cuter than this, didn't she? 109 00:07:12,215 --> 00:07:16,049 No, Michael, it's not you. Sorry. It's just.... 110 00:07:16,819 --> 00:07:18,184 It's this thing. 111 00:07:18,454 --> 00:07:20,217 It's not as bad as it sounds... 112 00:07:20,456 --> 00:07:24,153 ... but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend. 113 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,328 Oh, that does sound.... 114 00:07:29,498 --> 00:07:31,864 He just started going out with her. 115 00:07:32,868 --> 00:07:35,530 Is this guy an old boyfriend? 116 00:07:38,307 --> 00:07:39,638 Yeah, he wishes. 117 00:07:42,878 --> 00:07:44,743 I'm sorry. Look at me. 118 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:47,381 Michael, let's talk about you. 119 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:51,985 So.... 120 00:07:54,857 --> 00:07:57,382 Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? 121 00:07:59,161 --> 00:08:01,994 -So I figured it out. -What? 122 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:04,392 Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. 123 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,031 I'm not sexy enough. 124 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,534 Phoebe, that's crazy. 125 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,435 When I first met you, you know what I said? 126 00:08:12,675 --> 00:08:15,735 I said, "Excellent butt, great rack." 127 00:08:18,914 --> 00:08:20,575 Really? That's so sweet. 128 00:08:23,185 --> 00:08:26,848 I mean, I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet. 129 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:31,721 If you wanna know what the deal is, you're gonna have to ask him. 130 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,529 You're right. You're right. 131 00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:36,397 You are so "yum"! 132 00:08:56,652 --> 00:09:00,588 I mean, it's a cat, you know? It's a cat. 133 00:09:02,158 --> 00:09:05,457 Why can't they get a bug? One of those fruit flies. 134 00:09:05,661 --> 00:09:07,788 Those things that live for a day. 135 00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:09,964 What are they called? 136 00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:11,797 Fruit flies? 137 00:09:13,769 --> 00:09:14,633 Thank you. 138 00:09:14,904 --> 00:09:17,065 Would you like dessert? 139 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,470 No dessert. 140 00:09:18,774 --> 00:09:20,969 Just the check. Please. 141 00:09:21,977 --> 00:09:24,810 Oh, no. You're not having fun, are you? 142 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:26,639 No, no, I am. 143 00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:31,649 But only because I've been playing the movie Diner in my head. 144 00:09:33,456 --> 00:09:34,787 Oh, look at me. 145 00:09:35,257 --> 00:09:36,349 Look at me. 146 00:09:36,592 --> 00:09:40,153 I'm on a date with a really great guy. 147 00:09:40,429 --> 00:09:42,659 All I can think about is Ross... 148 00:09:42,932 --> 00:09:44,832 ...and his cat... 149 00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:46,467 ...and his Julie. 150 00:09:48,467 --> 00:09:51,467 Look, do you want a piece of pie or something? 151 00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:58,467 Do like that man, I just screwed this all over. 152 00:09:58,603 --> 00:10:02,130 I just want to get over him. Why can't I do that? 153 00:10:04,008 --> 00:10:07,876 Look, I've been through a divorce. Trust me, you're gonna be fine. 154 00:10:08,113 --> 00:10:10,809 You can't see it because you haven't had closure 155 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:13,777 Closure! 156 00:10:14,185 --> 00:10:16,210 That's what it is! That's what I need! 157 00:10:16,488 --> 00:10:18,319 God, you're brilliant! 158 00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:22,690 Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that? 159 00:10:24,629 --> 00:10:28,531 Well, there's no one way really, it's just.... 160 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,860 Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: 161 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:33,196 "I'm over you." 162 00:10:34,706 --> 00:10:36,071 Over you. 163 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,204 That's what it is. 164 00:10:39,144 --> 00:10:39,974 Closure. 165 00:10:41,646 --> 00:10:43,477 Hello? Excuse me? 166 00:10:44,349 --> 00:10:46,078 Excuse me. Hel 167 00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:48,112 -Hang on. -Excuse me? 168 00:10:48,319 --> 00:10:50,014 -What? -Hi. I'm sorry. 169 00:10:50,221 --> 00:10:53,554 I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. 170 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:55,890 -I'm talking. -I see that. 171 00:10:56,161 --> 00:11:00,860 One phone call, I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself. 172 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,724 You're being a little weird about your phone. 173 00:11:05,406 --> 00:11:07,237 All right. Fine. 174 00:11:07,508 --> 00:11:09,533 I'll call you back. 175 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,077 Thank you. 176 00:11:13,077 --> 00:11:18,077 So good people! 177 00:11:23,055 --> 00:11:24,522 Machine. 178 00:11:25,057 --> 00:11:27,787 -Just waiting for the beep. -Good. 179 00:11:29,028 --> 00:11:32,429 Ross! Hi, it's Rachel. 180 00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:35,258 I'm just calling to say that... 181 00:11:35,468 --> 00:11:36,730 ...everything's fine. 182 00:11:37,269 --> 00:11:39,203 And I'm really happy for you... 183 00:11:39,572 --> 00:11:41,563 ...and your cat. 184 00:11:42,107 --> 00:11:46,100 Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. 185 00:11:48,948 --> 00:11:51,382 You see there, I'm thinking of names... 186 00:11:51,617 --> 00:11:54,950 ...so obviously I am over you. 187 00:11:55,221 --> 00:11:58,281 I am over you. 188 00:11:58,557 --> 00:12:03,494 And that, my friend, is what they call "closure." 189 00:12:21,843 --> 00:12:24,368 It's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. 190 00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:27,341 -Why not? -Because it's Sunday! 191 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,215 It's God's day. 192 00:12:31,786 --> 00:12:34,050 If you say stop, then we stop. 193 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:36,622 Stop. 194 00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:38,826 No, come on! We can't stop! 195 00:12:39,027 --> 00:12:40,961 We got three more pounds to go! 196 00:12:41,162 --> 00:12:44,188 I am the energy train and you are on board! 197 00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:05,879 And how was the date? 198 00:13:06,221 --> 00:13:08,849 I think there was a restaurant. 199 00:13:09,324 --> 00:13:10,916 I know there was wine. 200 00:13:14,362 --> 00:13:16,193 Actually, Julie's getting a cab. 201 00:13:16,431 --> 00:13:19,594 I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say.... 202 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:22,428 What? Why are you looking at me like that? 203 00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:25,063 I'm sorry. I don't know, l.... 204 00:13:25,607 --> 00:13:27,905 I feel like I dreamed about you last night... 205 00:13:28,176 --> 00:13:29,438 ... but I don't remember. 206 00:13:34,282 --> 00:13:36,341 There they are. 207 00:13:37,052 --> 00:13:39,282 Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me? 208 00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:41,920 No. I stayed at Julie's last night. 209 00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:47,559 I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? 210 00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:49,525 Oh, yeah, go ahead. 211 00:13:53,301 --> 00:13:55,360 Rach, I got a message from you! 212 00:14:00,308 --> 00:14:01,434 Who's Michael? 213 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,870 Oh, my God! 214 00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:06,205 Ross, no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! 215 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:09,914 Give me the 216 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:17,619 You're over me? 217 00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:20,121 Oh, God! 218 00:14:20,428 --> 00:14:22,419 -You're -Oh, God. 219 00:14:22,631 --> 00:14:23,495 You're over me? 220 00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:32,305 When were you... 221 00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:34,099 ... under me? 222 00:14:39,814 --> 00:14:41,338 Rachel, do you...? 223 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,846 I mean, were you? 224 00:14:44,319 --> 00:14:45,581 What? 225 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:49,989 Basically... 226 00:14:50,258 --> 00:14:52,453 ...Iately, I've.... 227 00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:57,022 I've sort of had feelings for you. 228 00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:03,763 You've had feelings for me? 229 00:15:04,005 --> 00:15:06,030 So? You had feelings for me first! 230 00:15:10,178 --> 00:15:12,442 You know about my You know I had 231 00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,547 You know? 232 00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:17,615 Chandler told me. 233 00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:20,487 When did he? When did he? When did he? 234 00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,215 When you were in China. 235 00:15:25,126 --> 00:15:25,956 Meeting Julie. 236 00:15:27,228 --> 00:15:30,129 Julie. That's Oh, God! 237 00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:33,961 I need to lie down. 238 00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:36,700 No, I'm gonna stand. 239 00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:38,531 I'm gonna stand... 240 00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:42,572 ...and I'm gonna walk. I'm walking and I am standing. 241 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,707 Now you're over me? 242 00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:51,980 Are you over me? 243 00:16:01,929 --> 00:16:03,863 That's Julie. 244 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,425 -Hi, Julie. -I've got a cab waiting. 245 00:16:08,669 --> 00:16:10,534 I'll be right down! 246 00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:16,006 Wait, so you're going? 247 00:16:16,277 --> 00:16:19,906 Well, okay, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. 248 00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:22,376 I mean, I've You know, I've got a cab. 249 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,848 I've got a girlfriend. I'm gonna go get a cat. 250 00:16:30,191 --> 00:16:31,215 Cat! 251 00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:50,267 -Hey, Joey. -Hey, Pheebs. 252 00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:55,139 How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar? 253 00:16:56,651 --> 00:16:58,710 I can't find the remote. 254 00:17:02,156 --> 00:17:03,487 Thank you. 255 00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:07,450 Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did. 256 00:17:07,728 --> 00:17:10,492 -And? -And we did. 257 00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:12,460 All right! Way to go! 258 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:13,998 Yea, me! 259 00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:16,626 So how did it happen? 260 00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:19,668 I took your advice and asked him what was going on. 261 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,134 What did he say? 262 00:17:21,409 --> 00:17:25,641 He understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. 263 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:28,905 And he was just afraid that I was going to get all: 264 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:32,813 "ls he gonna call me the next day?" and "Where is this going?" 265 00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:38,654 So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious. 266 00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:44,423 So I said, "Okay. Relax, please." 267 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:50,261 Sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. 268 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:54,304 If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that's fine too. 269 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:57,944 So after a lot of talking... 270 00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:02,114 ... I convinced him. 271 00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,548 Let me get this straight. 272 00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:10,723 He got you to beg to sleep with him. 273 00:18:10,991 --> 00:18:13,551 He got you to say he never has to call you again. 274 00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:18,456 And he got you thinking this is a great idea? 275 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,631 This man is my god! 276 00:18:32,631 --> 00:18:34,588 This one is cute. Don't you think. 277 00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:38,146 Yeah. This one is cute, that one is cute, and they are all cute. 278 00:18:38,846 --> 00:18:41,203 Let's just wrap one and get the hell out of here. 279 00:18:42,403 --> 00:18:46,760 -Are you OK! -yeah, me, sure! 280 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:55,417 You know this is the big step for us, but I'm got feeling that will be OK. 281 00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,774 I know, I know! 282 00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:03,131 Do you have any cat really old and incrediblly sick. 283 00:19:06,131 --> 00:19:08,488 Rose, I don't want one suppose to die. 284 00:19:08,989 --> 00:19:12,446 See, we should work that out before we came down here. 285 00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:20,203 I will get a little narrow down with this one over here and this one with the stricks. You pick! 286 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:25,560 -I have to pick? -whickever one you want. 287 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:32,617 I don't know.I mean it's not easy to choose. 288 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:46,274 You know both cat are beautiful,funny. You will be happy with either cat. 289 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,631 Do you want to take both? 290 00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:58,988 I can't have two cats. Joey is kind of guy to have two cats. 291 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,717 I didn't get a cat. 292 00:20:18,693 --> 00:20:21,753 That's interesting. 293 00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:25,899 No, it's not "interesting." It's very, very not interesting. 294 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:29,036 It's actually 100% the opposite of interesting. 295 00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:30,532 I got it, Ross. 296 00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:33,434 You had no right to say you had feelings for me. 297 00:20:34,742 --> 00:20:37,302 I was doing great with Julie before I knew! 298 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,443 I was doing great before I knew about you! 299 00:20:39,714 --> 00:20:42,080 You think it's easy to see you with Julie? 300 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,308 You should've said something before! 301 00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:47,817 I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything? 302 00:20:48,089 --> 00:20:49,613 There was never a good time. 303 00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:53,224 You only had a year. And we only hung out every night! 304 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,391 Not... 305 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:56,961 ...every night. 306 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,333 It's not like I didn't try. But things got in the way. 307 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,263 You know, like ltalian guys... 308 00:21:03,505 --> 00:21:06,338 ...or ex-fiances... 309 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,474 ...or ltalian guys. 310 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:14,806 There was one ltalian guy, okay? And do you have a point? 311 00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:17,812 The point is, I don't need this right now! 312 00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:19,747 Okay? It's too late. 313 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,923 I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed! 314 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:26,321 You're just gonna put away your feelings for me? 315 00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:29,156 I've done it since ninth grade. I'm good at it. 316 00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:31,830 All right, fine. You go ahead and do that. 317 00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:33,361 I don't need your ship! 318 00:21:33,635 --> 00:21:34,465 -Good. -Good! 319 00:21:36,204 --> 00:21:39,139 And you know what? Now I got closure! 320 00:22:31,826 --> 00:22:33,316 Try the bottom one. 321 00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:03,692 Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. 322 00:23:03,993 --> 00:23:06,621 We're not working out. It's over. 323 00:23:07,096 --> 00:23:09,530 No way! With one pound to go? Come on! 324 00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:13,496 We're workin', we're movin' We're in the zone, we're groovin' 325 00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:16,603 I don't mind the last pound. 326 00:23:16,805 --> 00:23:19,501 In fact, I kind of like the last pound. 327 00:23:20,809 --> 00:23:23,471 So don't make me do anything that I'll regret. 328 00:23:24,179 --> 00:23:26,170 What you gonna do, fat boy? 329 00:23:27,883 --> 00:23:28,941 What? 330 00:23:30,886 --> 00:23:35,346 Nothing. Except tell you it's wonderful how much energy you have. 331 00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,452 Well, thanks. 332 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:41,187 Especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. 333 00:23:43,832 --> 00:23:48,769 You can't tell your parents you were fired, because they'd be disappointed. 334 00:23:53,008 --> 00:23:56,466 It's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. 335 00:23:58,514 --> 00:24:00,141 Well, no. But l.... 336 00:24:00,582 --> 00:24:04,074 If it were me, I'd have difficulty getting out of bed at all. 337 00:24:10,426 --> 00:24:12,917 You know, I try to stay positive. 338 00:24:13,595 --> 00:24:14,892 So you.... 339 00:24:15,531 --> 00:24:17,999 You feel like going for a run? 340 00:24:20,736 --> 00:24:22,169 All right. 341 00:24:22,538 --> 00:24:27,475 Because you don't have to. You could just take a nap right here.