Friends Season 1 Episode 8

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​1 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:08,971 Hey, gorgeous! How's it going? 2 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:12,508 Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. 3 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:14,680 Does it get better than this? 4 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:17,441 Question: Are you dating anyone? 5 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:20,650 I met somebody who would be perfect for you. 6 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:23,282 Perfect might be a problem. 7 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:27,015 Had you said codependent or self-destructive.... 8 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:30,491 -You want a date Saturday? -Yes, please. 9 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,125 He is cute. 10 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,527 -He's funny. He's -He's a he? 11 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:37,134 Well, yeah. 12 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,995 Oh, God! I just 13 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:42,406 You' re nice Oh, God. 14 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:46,473 Good, Shelly. I' m gonna flush myself down the toilet now. 15 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:47,839 Okay. Bye-bye. 16 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,243 The One Where Nana Dies Twice 17 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:41,366 It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous? 18 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:44,535 Can you believe she actually thought that? 19 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:47,601 Yeah. 20 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:52,133 When I first met you, I thought maybe... 21 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:53,504 ... possibly... 22 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:54,804 ...you might be. 23 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:56,904 You did? 24 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,746 You spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts... 25 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,785 ...so I figured maybe not. 26 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:09,127 Did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? 27 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,126 -I did. -I think so, yeah. 28 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,327 -Not me. -No, no, me neither. 29 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:19,401 Although back in college, Susan Saladore did. 30 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:21,196 You' re kidding. 31 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,734 -Did you tell her I wasn't? -No. 32 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,571 I wanted to go out with her too. 33 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:31,113 I told her you were seeing Bernie Spellman... 34 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,052 ...who also liked her. 35 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:41,924 Well, this is fascinating. 36 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,424 So what is it about me? 37 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:48,395 I don't know. You' re smart, you' re funny.... 38 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,034 So is Ross. Ever think that about him? 39 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:53,895 -Yeah, right! -What is it? 40 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:59,170 I don't know. You just You have a quality. 41 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:02,039 -Yes, exactly. -Yeah, a quality. 42 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:06,776 "A quality. " Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this. 43 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,489 I think this is gonna work for you. 44 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,851 -Excuse me? -Sure, sure. 45 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:18,019 Women find you less threatening, they let their guards down... 46 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,598 ...you' re like a stealth heterosexual. 47 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:37,179 -It's Paolo calling from Rome. -Oh, my God! Calling from Rome! 48 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,290 So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. 49 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:47,450 Just gotta go to Rome. 50 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,032 Your Dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick? 51 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:54,823 I'm talking to Rome. 52 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,329 I'm talking to Rome. 53 00:03:58,471 --> 00:03:59,995 Hey, Dad. What's up? 54 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,235 Oh, God. 55 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,311 Ross, it's Nana. 56 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:19,752 -How you doing? -Hey, Dad. 57 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:24,587 So how is she doing? 58 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:27,765 The doctor says it's a matter of hours. 59 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:31,132 -How are you, Mom? -Me? I' m fine, fine. 60 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,532 I' m glad you' re here. 61 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:37,709 -What's with your hair? -What? 62 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,639 -What's different? -Nothing. 63 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,273 Oh, maybe that's it. 64 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:47,144 -She's unbelievable. Her mother's -Okay, relax. 65 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,617 We' re gonna be here a while. 66 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:53,019 We still have boyfriends and your career to cover. 67 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,523 Oh, God! 68 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,770 The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse. 69 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,765 Yeah, they were gross. 70 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,405 You know what I love? 71 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,475 Her Sweet 'N Lows. 72 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:15,842 How she was always stealing them from restaurants. 73 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:19,141 Not just from restaurants, from our house. 74 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:20,908 Mrs. Geller? 75 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:27,991 She looks so small. 76 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:29,452 I know. 77 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:34,021 Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phylis now. 78 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:36,030 Aunt Phylis is dead? 79 00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:38,362 Yeah, for like six years. 80 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:43,108 Where were? Can we focus, please? 81 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:54,276 Goodbye, Nana. 82 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,161 Bye, Nana. 83 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:10,360 Nurse! 84 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,202 What is going on? 85 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:16,703 You know how the nurse said Nana had passed? 86 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,567 Well, she's not quite. 87 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,102 What? 88 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:25,011 She's not passed! She's present! She's back! 89 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,510 What's going on? 90 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:28,413 She may have died. 91 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:30,552 She may have died? 92 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:32,518 We're looking into it. 93 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:35,583 I'll go see. 94 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,360 This almost never happens. 95 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:59,910 Now she's passed. 96 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:11,924 I just have to know, okay? 97 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:13,795 Is it my hair? 98 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:17,393 Yes, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair. 99 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,798 Yeah, you have homosexual hair. 100 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,008 So did she...? 101 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,911 Twice. 102 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,750 -Twice? -Oh, that sucks. 103 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,118 -You guys okay? -I don't know. It's weird. 104 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:42,917 I know she's gone, but I just don't feel.... 105 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:45,127 Maybe she's not really gone. 106 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,889 No, no, she's gone. 107 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,098 We checked. 108 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:50,560 A lot. 109 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,805 No, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes. 110 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,941 Ever since my mom died, every now and then... 111 00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:02,011 ... I get this feeling that she's right here, you know? 112 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:08,577 And Debbie, my friend from junior high... 113 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:12,257 ...got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. 114 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:15,692 I always get this strong Debbie vibe... 115 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,396 ...when I use a little yellow pencil. 116 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:26,732 -I miss her. -Here, Pheebs. 117 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:27,995 Want this? 118 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,300 -Oh, thanks. -Sure. 119 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,738 I just sharpened her this morning. 120 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:38,141 I don't believe any of that. When you' re dead... 121 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,514 ...you' re dead. You' re gone. You' re worm food. 122 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:47,022 So Chandler looks gay, huh? 123 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,099 I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie. 124 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,140 Dad, let's just make a decision. 125 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:06,243 You're right. It's going into the ground. 126 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:09,039 We should just get the most basic thing. 127 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:14,242 [???] "The non-protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate. " 128 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:18,120 Dad, we can't bury Nana in a dresser from kea. 129 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,726 This is why your mother buys my clothes. 130 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:24,897 I hate to shop. I hate it. 131 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,759 Isn't this more about the fact that... 132 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:32,461 ...once you decide, it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone? 133 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,897 No, I really hate to shop. 134 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:47,215 -I thought it'd be a closed casket. -lt doesn't mean she can't look nice. 135 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,718 Sweetie, you think you can get in there? 136 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:56,856 I don't see why not. 137 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,743 Here's my retainer. 138 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:28,353 I was just thinking... 139 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,661 -...when my time comes -Dad. 140 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,090 Listen to me. 141 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:37,564 When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea. 142 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:41,297 You what? 143 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:45,235 I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun. 144 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,877 Define "fun. " 145 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:53,211 Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch.... 146 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:57,852 And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun. 147 00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:02,994 Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says I'm so predictable. 148 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:07,962 Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, " Buried at sea? Huh? " 149 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,430 That's probably what they'll say. 150 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:15,566 I'd like that. 151 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,785 -Hey, gorgeous. -Hey. 152 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,787 Look, l' m sorry about yesterday. 153 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:37,291 Don't worry. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake. 154 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,293 Okay. Phew! 155 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,798 So, what do you think it is about me? 156 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,133 I don't know what. 157 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,240 You just have... 158 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,502 -...a quality. -A quality. Great. 159 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:56,508 It's a shame. You and Lowell would've made a great couple. 160 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:02,548 Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with? 161 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:03,913 What? He's cute. 162 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,554 Well, yeah. 163 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,916 He's no Brian in Payroll. 164 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:11,988 Is Brian? 165 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,291 I don't know. If you were gonna set me up... 166 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:18,766 ... I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him. 167 00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,472 Brian's a little out of your league. 168 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:30,548 Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian? 169 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:36,784 Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. 170 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,981 I'm really not. 171 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,521 This one? 172 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,264 I've shown you every dress we have. 173 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:53,700 Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit... 174 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,032 ...go with the burgundy. 175 00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:00,008 Whatever we pick, she'd say it's the wrong one. 176 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,509 Right. We'll go with the burgundy. 177 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:05,512 A fine choice. I'm coming out. 178 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,413 Wait! We need shoes. 179 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:19,293 -How about these? -That's really a day shoe. 180 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,728 Where she's going everyone else will be dressier? 181 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,596 Could we see something in a slimmer heel? 182 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:35,509 I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. 183 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,307 I can show you something silver that may work. 184 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:45,016 -No, it really should be burgundy. -Unless we go with a different dress. 185 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,225 No, no, no. Watch this. 186 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:50,690 Wait, I may have something in the back. 187 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:04,770 Oh, my God. 188 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,938 Is everything all right? 189 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,975 Just Nana's stuff. 190 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,501 You guys ready? 191 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:33,669 Mom called to tell me not to wear my hair up. 192 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:38,741 -Know my ears aren't my best feature? -Some days it's all I can think about. 193 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,605 I' m sorry l' m late. I couldn't find my bearings. 194 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,638 You mean your earrings? 195 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,445 What did I say? 196 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,012 -Are these the shoes? -Yes. Paolo sent them from ltaly. 197 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:55,316 What? We don't have shoes here? 198 00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:01,523 -Morning. We ready to go? -Don't we look nice all dressed up? 199 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,597 It's stuff like that, isn't it? 200 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:20,580 -lt was a really beautiful service. -lt really was. 201 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:25,019 Come here, sweetheart. 202 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:32,797 You know, I think it's time for you to start using night cream. 203 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:39,960 What? 204 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:44,404 Nothing. Just that your coat sounds like Brent Musberger. 205 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:50,643 -Check it out. Giants-Cowboys. -You're watching football at a funeral? 206 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:54,647 No, it's the pre-game. I' m gonna watch it at the reception. 207 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,454 You're a frightening, frightening man. 208 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,723 Oh, no! My new Paolo shoes! 209 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,791 I hope they're not ruined. 210 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,127 God, what a great day! 211 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,029 What? Weather-wise. 212 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,772 I know. 213 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,843 The air, the trees. 214 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:23,508 Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost life 215 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,519 Ross, are you okay? 216 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,084 No, l' m fine. 217 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,847 Just... 218 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,615 ... having my worst fear realized, but.... 219 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,930 I' m just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm. 220 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,136 -What? What is it? -You missed a belt loop. 221 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,505 Okay, it's in spasm. 222 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:59,777 Here, sweetie. I took these when I had my gall thing accident. 223 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,643 Thanks, Mom. 224 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,688 Sorry. 225 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,121 Hi, l' m Andrea. 226 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,499 I'm Dorothy's daughter. 227 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:19,295 Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is. 228 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,332 Look who's up! 229 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:28,611 -How do you feel? -I feel great. 230 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,481 I feel great. I feel great. 231 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,045 Wow, those pills really worked. 232 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:39,323 Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two.... 233 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,557 I love you guys. 234 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,635 You guys are the greatest. I love my sister. 235 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,064 I love Pheebs. 236 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,237 That's so nice. 237 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,066 I love you, man. 238 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:03,005 And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay! 239 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,447 It doesn't matter to me. 240 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,211 You were right. 241 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,364 I do love you. 242 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:29,165 Oh, Ross. I love you too. 243 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,503 Oh, no, I really love you. 244 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,648 I really love you. 245 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,252 Oh, you don't get it! 246 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:51,392 -What do you got there? -Just a hearing disability. 247 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,827 What's the score? 248 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,162 1 7-1 4, Giants. Three minutes to go in the third. 249 00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,395 Beautiful! 250 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,806 Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker? 251 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,788 Your grandmother would've hated this. 252 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,358 Sure. What with it being her funeral and all. 253 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,927 No, I'd be hearing about... 254 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,860 ...why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham. 255 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,695 Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. Or she'd say: 256 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:35,341 "Why waste your money? I don't need flowers, l' m dead. " 257 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,871 That sounds like Nana. 258 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,904 Do you know what it's like to grow up... 259 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:46,883 ...with someone who is critical of every single thing you say? 260 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,749 I can imagine. 261 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,824 It's a wonder your mother turned out... 262 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,689 ...to be the positive, life-affirming person she is. 263 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,990 That is a wonder. 264 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:09,404 So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again... 265 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,668 ... I mean, if she was here right now... 266 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,874 ...would you tell her? 267 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,103 T ell her what? 268 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:21,954 How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. 269 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,253 Like your hair, for example. 270 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:28,754 I'm not sure I know what you're getting at. 271 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:34,329 Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth? 272 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,038 Some things are better left unsaid. 273 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:46,142 It's nicer when people just get along. 274 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,342 More wine? 275 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,378 Oh, I think so. 276 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,391 Those earrings look really lovely on you. 277 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,793 Thank you. 278 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:09,894 They're yours. 279 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,896 Actually, they were Nana's. 280 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,306 Now l' m depressed! 281 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,013 Even more than I was. 282 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,284 Oh, look. My first grade picture. 283 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,260 Please ignore the Dy-no-mite T -shirt. 284 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:43,934 -Hey, who's this little naked guy? -That little naked guy would be me. 285 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,333 Look at the little thing! 286 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,771 Yes, fine. That is my penis. 287 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,344 Can we be grownups now? 288 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,481 Who are those people? 289 00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:01,481 -Got me. -That's Nana right there in the middle. 290 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,715 Yeah, let's see. 291 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,653 " Me and the gang at Java Joe's. " 292 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:10,420 You look just like your grandmother. How old was she? 293 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,664 Let's see, " 1 939. " 294 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,891 Twenty-four, twenty-five. 295 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,964 It looks like a fun gang. 296 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,939 Look, look, look! I got Monica naked! 297 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,670 Let me see! 298 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:33,181 No, no. That would be me again. 299 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,389 I'm just trying something. 300 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:51,892 Hey, Lowell. 301 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,500 Oh, hey, Chandler. 302 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,233 So how's it going in Financial Services? 303 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,877 It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mache heads. 304 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,173 How about you? 305 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,351 Good. Good. Listen... 306 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,348 ...I don't know what Shelly told you about me, but... 307 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,856 ... I' m not. 308 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,188 I know. That's what I told her. 309 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:17,856 Really? 310 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,961 So you can tell? 311 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:27,135 Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar. 312 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,975 So you don't think I have... 313 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,439 ...a quality? 314 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:36,814 Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. 315 00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:42,684 By the way, your friend Brian, from Payroll? He is. 316 00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:46,484 -He is? -And way out of your league. 317 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,561 Out of my league! 318 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:56,167 I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. 319 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,265 Hey, Brian.