Friends Season 2 Episode 16

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​1 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:05,269 Man, this is weird. 2 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:08,134 Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat? 3 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:09,466 That's what's weird? 4 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:12,644 The man's been captain of a cereal for 40 years. 5 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:17,951 What? 6 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,813 The spoon! You licked and you put. 7 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,258 You licked and you put. 8 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:26,489 Yeah, so? 9 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:31,457 Don't you see how gross that is? It's like you using my toothbrush! 10 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,697 You used my toothbrush? 11 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:39,169 Only because I used the red one to unclog the drain. 12 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,504 Mine is the red one! 13 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:47,504 Oh, God! Can open. Worms everywhere! 14 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:50,849 Why can't we use the same toothbrush... 15 00:00:51,118 --> 00:00:53,018 ... but we can use the same soap? 16 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:57,053 Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning. 17 00:00:58,025 --> 00:00:59,686 The next time you shower... 18 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:03,830 ...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. 19 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,058 The One Where Joey Moves Out 20 00:01:54,883 --> 00:01:57,613 Look at you fancy lads! 21 00:01:58,220 --> 00:01:59,244 What's the occasion? 22 00:01:59,488 --> 00:02:02,150 You know that guy on my show that's in a coma? 23 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,120 He's having a brunch. 24 00:02:06,328 --> 00:02:07,795 Ready when you are. 25 00:02:09,097 --> 00:02:11,588 I can't believe you're actually getting tattoos. 26 00:02:11,833 --> 00:02:13,892 You guys are getting tattoos? 27 00:02:14,102 --> 00:02:17,435 But you cannot tell Ross because I wanna surprise him. 28 00:02:17,672 --> 00:02:20,505 Wow, this is wild! What are you gonna get? 29 00:02:20,775 --> 00:02:23,005 I'm getting a lily. 30 00:02:23,945 --> 00:02:26,573 For my mom, because her name's Lily. 31 00:02:27,749 --> 00:02:30,980 That's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch? 32 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:34,818 -Where you getting it? -On my shoulder. 33 00:02:35,023 --> 00:02:35,853 What? 34 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,255 What's on your shoulder? 35 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,692 A chip. 36 00:02:42,692 --> 00:02:44,092 I've got a big attitude problem. 37 00:02:46,197 --> 00:02:49,030 -A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. -A tattoo? 38 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,564 Why? Why would you wanna do that? 39 00:02:53,238 --> 00:02:55,297 You don't think they're kind of cool? 40 00:02:55,573 --> 00:02:57,473 No. Sorry, I don't. 41 00:02:57,675 --> 00:03:00,974 Why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? 42 00:03:01,179 --> 00:03:03,238 What if it doesn't come out right? 43 00:03:03,481 --> 00:03:06,541 It's like having a bad haircut all the time. 44 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:10,514 Why is everyone staring at me? 45 00:03:10,989 --> 00:03:13,480 Sign this card for Dad. Richard will be here soon. 46 00:03:13,691 --> 00:03:15,556 Richard's going to the party too? 47 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,092 He's my parents' best friend. He has to go. 48 00:03:18,363 --> 00:03:21,662 So is today the day you'll tell them about you two? 49 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:25,927 Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke. 50 00:03:26,871 --> 00:03:29,101 No, I think you should tell them. 51 00:03:29,374 --> 00:03:32,741 I don't know how serious he is. Until I do, I won't say anything. 52 00:03:33,011 --> 00:03:35,343 I don't think Mom and Dad would mind. 53 00:03:35,546 --> 00:03:38,538 Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, Dad said... 54 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,581 ... "God, I hope they get together." 55 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:26,888 Shall we? 56 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:28,683 Okay, wait. 57 00:04:29,193 --> 00:04:30,558 You know what? 58 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:33,887 Ross, let's switch places. You get in the middle. 59 00:04:34,265 --> 00:04:37,564 This looks like we're trying to cover something up. 60 00:04:37,769 --> 00:04:41,432 You could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it. 61 00:04:43,975 --> 00:04:45,135 We're here! 62 00:04:45,543 --> 00:04:48,103 -Hi, kids! -The children! 63 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:51,207 -Happy birthday, Dad. -Thank you. 64 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:52,647 Happy birthday! 65 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,385 So you kids thanked Dr. Burke for the ride? 66 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:59,556 Actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us. 67 00:05:01,292 --> 00:05:03,283 So you kids take the train in? 68 00:05:03,494 --> 00:05:05,985 No, Richard Burke gave them a ride. 69 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,492 Speaking of whom... 70 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:11,667 ... I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city. 71 00:05:15,473 --> 00:05:17,566 Finger cramp! Oh, God! 72 00:05:17,809 --> 00:05:20,073 Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom. 73 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,243 So Richard's shopping in the junior section? 74 00:05:26,084 --> 00:05:27,517 Are we still on that? 75 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:31,243 You just know she's got the lQ of a napkin. 76 00:05:31,923 --> 00:05:33,322 She's probably not even pretty. 77 00:05:33,591 --> 00:05:37,288 Just young enough so that everything is still pointing up. 78 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:46,694 Can you believe this place? 79 00:05:47,005 --> 00:05:48,836 I know. This is a great apartment. 80 00:05:49,107 --> 00:05:51,940 In the bathroom there's mirrors on both sides of you. 81 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:55,509 When you're in there, it's like peeing with the Rockettes. 82 00:05:56,047 --> 00:05:58,379 Well, there's my fantasy come true. 83 00:05:59,150 --> 00:05:59,980 Seriously. 84 00:06:02,387 --> 00:06:04,378 We were just saying, great apartment! 85 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:06,555 Thanks. You want it? 86 00:06:06,858 --> 00:06:08,291 I'm moving to a bigger place. 87 00:06:08,526 --> 00:06:10,221 You should take this one. 88 00:06:10,895 --> 00:06:12,658 Can you see me in a place like this? 89 00:06:13,231 --> 00:06:16,325 Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings? 90 00:06:16,567 --> 00:06:18,558 Come on, I'll show you the kitchen. 91 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,806 That's all right, I saw a kitchen this morning. 92 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:24,030 On TV. 93 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,708 Stop talking. Okay! 94 00:06:27,912 --> 00:06:30,472 -Come on, tell us! -ls she really 20? 95 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:32,546 I am not telling you guys anything. 96 00:06:32,817 --> 00:06:35,581 Come on, it's my birthday. Let me live vicariously! 97 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,481 Dad, you really don't want to do that. 98 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:41,351 What's a little midlife crisis between friends? 99 00:06:41,592 --> 00:06:43,059 Would you let it go? 100 00:06:43,327 --> 00:06:46,728 I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. 101 00:06:46,931 --> 00:06:49,229 You got your own little speedster. 102 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,901 -Seriously, it's not like that. -Tell you what. 103 00:06:53,171 --> 00:06:57,107 Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could 104 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,741 Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence! 105 00:07:00,078 --> 00:07:01,773 What? I'm kidding! 106 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,913 You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche. 107 00:07:12,523 --> 00:07:13,854 Okay, Rach. 108 00:07:14,759 --> 00:07:17,227 Which lily? This lily or that lily? 109 00:07:17,862 --> 00:07:20,126 -Well, l -I like this lily. 110 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,798 It's more open and that's like my mom. 111 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,535 She had a more open, giving spirit. 112 00:07:26,037 --> 00:07:28,028 Foghorn Leghorn! 113 00:07:29,774 --> 00:07:31,969 Blonde girl? You're in room two. 114 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:34,701 Not-so-blonde girl, you're with me. 115 00:07:35,113 --> 00:07:36,671 Here we go! 116 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,182 You're not going. 117 00:07:40,618 --> 00:07:42,643 Is this because of what Ross said? 118 00:07:45,523 --> 00:07:48,014 -Well, yeah, maybe. -I don't believe this. 119 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:52,127 Is this how this relationship works? Ross equals boss? 120 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:55,493 Come on, what is this, 1922? 121 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,465 What's 1922? 122 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,260 Just, you know, a long time ago. 123 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:05,269 When men used to tell women what to do a lot. 124 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:09,137 Then there was suffrage, which was a good thing. But it sounds horrible. 125 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,982 Do you want this tattoo? 126 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:16,210 Yes, I do. It's just that Ross 127 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:19,222 Is your boyfriend the boss of you? 128 00:08:22,493 --> 00:08:24,051 Who is the boss of you? 129 00:08:25,563 --> 00:08:26,723 You? 130 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,358 You are the boss of you! 131 00:08:30,568 --> 00:08:33,537 You march in there and get that tattoo on your hip! 132 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,537 Go! 133 00:08:38,537 --> 00:08:41,537 We don't get my tatoo yet, you know it's a little tough. 134 00:08:47,646 --> 00:08:48,840 How you doing? 135 00:08:49,047 --> 00:08:50,708 I'm a twinkie! 136 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,048 Really? I'm a hero. 137 00:08:56,755 --> 00:08:58,416 This is so hard. 138 00:08:58,690 --> 00:09:01,716 Yeah, I know. I hate it too. 139 00:09:02,027 --> 00:09:04,655 Look, maybe we should just tell them. 140 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:07,592 Maybe we should just tell your parents first. 141 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:09,895 My parents are dead. 142 00:09:10,936 --> 00:09:13,200 God, you are so lucky! 143 00:09:15,007 --> 00:09:16,998 I mean Well, you know what I mean. 144 00:09:17,943 --> 00:09:19,877 Just hang in there, okay? 145 00:09:20,579 --> 00:09:23,207 Okay, I'll go out first, all right? 146 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:31,919 Judy! Going to the bathroom. Good for you! 147 00:09:35,127 --> 00:09:38,893 Thank you, Richard. I appreciate the support. 148 00:09:43,035 --> 00:09:44,093 Honey. 149 00:09:44,870 --> 00:09:47,862 Seen my Harmon Kille brew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one. 150 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:49,573 I have no idea. 151 00:09:50,242 --> 00:09:52,574 Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city? 152 00:09:54,479 --> 00:09:57,880 I know. He's a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon. 153 00:09:58,784 --> 00:10:01,947 I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo. 154 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:05,087 He told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. 155 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:08,885 He told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her. 156 00:10:09,094 --> 00:10:11,585 -Really? -I've never seen him this happy. 157 00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:13,263 So, Jack... 158 00:10:13,732 --> 00:10:16,394 ...ever think about trading me in for a younger model? 159 00:10:16,635 --> 00:10:18,660 Of course not. 160 00:10:18,937 --> 00:10:21,497 With you, it's like I've got two 25-year-olds. 161 00:10:26,011 --> 00:10:27,672 Oh, Jack, stop! 162 00:10:27,913 --> 00:10:29,744 Come on! 163 00:10:30,449 --> 00:10:32,917 It's my birthday! 164 00:10:37,122 --> 00:10:38,316 Can we drop this? 165 00:10:38,523 --> 00:10:40,753 I am not interested in the guy's apartment. 166 00:10:41,026 --> 00:10:45,156 Oh, please. I saw the way you were checking out his moldings. 167 00:10:45,464 --> 00:10:46,362 You want it. 168 00:10:46,631 --> 00:10:48,690 Why would I want another apartment? 169 00:10:48,967 --> 00:10:51,128 I've already got an apartment that I love. 170 00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:53,497 It wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while. 171 00:10:57,309 --> 00:11:01,211 All right. You want the truth? I'm thinking about it. 172 00:11:02,381 --> 00:11:03,939 -What? -I'm sorry. 173 00:11:04,216 --> 00:11:07,049 I'm 28. I've never lived alone... 174 00:11:07,285 --> 00:11:10,220 ...and I'm at a place where I got enough money... 175 00:11:10,455 --> 00:11:11,979 ...that I don't need a roommate. 176 00:11:13,392 --> 00:11:15,451 I don't need a roommate either. 177 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:18,185 I can afford to live here by myself. 178 00:11:18,463 --> 00:11:22,058 I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware. 179 00:11:23,235 --> 00:11:25,396 Why are you getting so bent out of shape? 180 00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:27,901 We didn't agree to live together forever. 181 00:11:28,206 --> 00:11:29,798 We're not Bert and Ernie. 182 00:11:31,798 --> 00:11:34,910 I am awared that we are not gay parpens. 183 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,002 You know what? 184 00:11:38,211 --> 00:11:40,008 If this is the way you feel... 185 00:11:40,247 --> 00:11:42,078 ...then maybe you should take it. 186 00:11:43,016 --> 00:11:45,177 -That's how I feel. -Then maybe you should take it! 187 00:11:45,385 --> 00:11:46,215 Maybe I will! 188 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,885 -Fine with me! -Great! 189 00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:50,851 You can spend more quality time with your real friends... 190 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,719 ...the spoons! 191 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,853 Whose drink can I freshen? 192 00:11:57,564 --> 00:11:59,429 Almost time for cake! 193 00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:11,735 Mon, are you okay? 194 00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:15,446 You remember that video I found of Mom and Dad? 195 00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:18,782 Well, I just caught the live show. 196 00:12:24,664 --> 00:12:26,791 -Hey, there. -What? 197 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:31,403 Nothing. I just heard something nice about you. 198 00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:33,529 Really? 199 00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:40,134 -Your son isn't seeing anyone, is he? -Not that I know of. 200 00:12:40,379 --> 00:12:43,837 I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call? 201 00:12:47,487 --> 00:12:49,318 That's an idea. 202 00:12:49,555 --> 00:12:52,649 Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone. 203 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,087 Oh? 204 00:12:58,164 --> 00:12:59,995 She never tells us anything. 205 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:02,667 Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone? 206 00:13:02,935 --> 00:13:06,234 Mom, there are so many people in my life. 207 00:13:06,772 --> 00:13:09,434 Some are seeing people and some aren't. 208 00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:11,404 Is that crystal? 209 00:13:14,113 --> 00:13:15,944 So who's the mystery man? 210 00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:19,014 Well, he's a doctor. 211 00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:20,685 A real doctor? 212 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,081 No, a doctor of meat. 213 00:13:23,856 --> 00:13:25,847 Of course he's a real doctor. 214 00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:27,685 And he's handsome. 215 00:13:28,594 --> 00:13:31,358 And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him. 216 00:13:31,597 --> 00:13:33,565 Well, that's wonderful. 217 00:13:39,605 --> 00:13:41,698 Mom, it's okay. 218 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:42,875 It is, Judy. 219 00:13:43,109 --> 00:13:44,576 Jack! 220 00:13:46,479 --> 00:13:49,141 Could you come in here for a moment? 221 00:13:49,715 --> 00:13:50,647 Now! 222 00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:54,145 -Found it! -I'll take that, Dad. 223 00:13:57,823 --> 00:14:02,453 It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item. 224 00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:06,296 That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city. 225 00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:08,791 I'm the twinkie. 226 00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:11,563 -You're the twinkie? -She's not a twinkie! 227 00:14:12,071 --> 00:14:14,801 Look, this is the best relationship I've been in 228 00:14:15,074 --> 00:14:17,736 Oh, please! A relationship? 229 00:14:17,977 --> 00:14:19,410 Yes, a relationship! 230 00:14:19,612 --> 00:14:21,842 For your information, I'm crazy about this man. 231 00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:23,070 Really? 232 00:14:25,351 --> 00:14:28,616 Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday? 233 00:14:29,922 --> 00:14:34,018 This is a good thing. You said you've never seen Richard happier. 234 00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:35,123 When did I say that? 235 00:14:35,328 --> 00:14:39,025 Upstairs in the bathroom, right before you felt up Mom! 236 00:14:40,032 --> 00:14:42,364 Happy birthday to you 237 00:14:42,602 --> 00:14:46,129 Happy birthday to you 238 00:14:46,372 --> 00:14:50,706 Happy birthday, dear Jack 239 00:14:51,177 --> 00:14:55,705 Happy birthday to you 240 00:14:57,016 --> 00:15:00,281 It looks so good! Oh, I love it. 241 00:15:00,519 --> 00:15:03,613 I know, so do l! I'm so glad you made me do this. 242 00:15:03,856 --> 00:15:05,721 Okay, let me see yours. 243 00:15:09,395 --> 00:15:11,158 Let's see yours again. 244 00:15:12,031 --> 00:15:14,659 We just saw mine. Let me see yours. 245 00:15:17,536 --> 00:15:18,901 Oh, no! 246 00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:22,063 It's gone! That's so weird. 247 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:25,074 I don't know how, where it went. 248 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,512 You didn't get it? 249 00:15:30,549 --> 00:15:31,413 Why not? 250 00:15:31,717 --> 00:15:33,184 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 251 00:15:33,386 --> 00:15:35,911 How could you do this to me? This was your idea! 252 00:15:36,155 --> 00:15:39,716 I know! I was gonna get it, but he came in with this needle. 253 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:42,655 And did you know they do this with needles? 254 00:15:43,829 --> 00:15:45,524 Really? You don't say? 255 00:15:45,765 --> 00:15:48,700 Because mine was licked on by kittens! 256 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,600 Serially, does it hurt a lot. 257 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,700 No, it's just like a pinch like that. 258 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,700 That's really hurt me, that's gonna leave a mark. 259 00:16:08,072 --> 00:16:09,539 I'm sorry about what 260 00:16:09,774 --> 00:16:11,207 -Yeah, me too. -I know. 261 00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:16,511 Do we need to hug? 262 00:16:18,449 --> 00:16:19,916 No, we're all right. 263 00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:23,043 So I got you something. 264 00:16:24,388 --> 00:16:25,719 Plastic spoons! 265 00:16:28,059 --> 00:16:31,028 -Great! -Lick away, my man! 266 00:16:31,762 --> 00:16:35,357 These will go great in my new place till I get real ones. 267 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,198 What? 268 00:16:37,868 --> 00:16:42,032 I can't use these forever. They're no friend of the environment. 269 00:16:42,707 --> 00:16:45,608 No, I mean what's this about your new place? 270 00:16:46,043 --> 00:16:47,738 I'm moving out, like we talked about. 271 00:16:48,045 --> 00:16:49,945 I didn't think that was serious. 272 00:16:52,249 --> 00:16:54,774 You know, I thought that was just a fight. 273 00:16:54,985 --> 00:16:56,646 Well, it was a fight... 274 00:16:56,954 --> 00:16:59,149 ... based on serious stuff, remember? 275 00:16:59,423 --> 00:17:01,550 About how I never lived alone or anything? 276 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:04,761 I think it would be good for me. Help me to grow... 277 00:17:05,262 --> 00:17:06,388 ...or whatever. 278 00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:12,262 Well, there you go. 279 00:17:14,004 --> 00:17:16,268 Hey, are you cool with this? 280 00:17:16,507 --> 00:17:18,168 I don't wanna leave you high and dry. 281 00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:20,239 I've never been lower or wetter. 282 00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:24,838 I'll be fine. I'll just turn your... 283 00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:26,640 ... bedroom into a game room. 284 00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:29,147 Put the foosball table in there. 285 00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:33,115 Why do you get to keep the table? 286 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,920 I did pay for half of it. 287 00:17:41,132 --> 00:17:42,258 I paid for the other half. 288 00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:45,201 I'll tell you what. I'll play you for it. 289 00:17:46,337 --> 00:17:47,497 All right, you're on. 290 00:17:47,772 --> 00:17:50,969 I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass. 291 00:17:52,176 --> 00:17:55,634 Your men will get scored on more times than your sister. 292 00:18:03,187 --> 00:18:04,779 Which sister? 293 00:18:08,225 --> 00:18:10,523 So are you sorry that I told them? 294 00:18:10,728 --> 00:18:14,858 No. It's been a long time since your dad and I went running. 295 00:18:19,303 --> 00:18:20,327 Did you get it? 296 00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:22,369 -ls Ross here? -He went out for pizza. 297 00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:24,006 Okay, really quick. 298 00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:26,698 That's great! 299 00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,308 Very tasteful. 300 00:18:29,313 --> 00:18:30,803 Wanna see mine? Wanna see mine? 301 00:18:31,382 --> 00:18:33,009 What? You didn't get one. 302 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,878 Okay. Well then, what is this? 303 00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:39,847 What are we looking at? 304 00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,555 That blue freckle? 305 00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:45,490 That's my tattoo. 306 00:18:45,763 --> 00:18:48,323 That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing. 307 00:18:48,766 --> 00:18:50,097 I got her in the chair... 308 00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:54,235 ...he barely touched her with the needle, she screamed and that was it. 309 00:18:54,505 --> 00:18:56,097 Okay, hi! 310 00:18:58,209 --> 00:19:01,736 For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. 311 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:06,377 This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. 312 00:19:08,452 --> 00:19:11,114 It's the way my mother sees me from heaven. 313 00:19:12,289 --> 00:19:14,883 Oh, what a load of crap! 314 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,691 That is a dot! 315 00:19:17,962 --> 00:19:22,592 Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!" 316 00:19:24,635 --> 00:19:27,695 That is not a tattoo! This is a tattoo! 317 00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:33,972 You got a tattoo? 318 00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:36,405 Maybe. 319 00:19:37,715 --> 00:19:40,582 But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world! 320 00:19:42,653 --> 00:19:44,280 Well, let me see. 321 00:19:47,725 --> 00:19:48,657 Well? 322 00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:50,750 Well, it's really... 323 00:19:52,496 --> 00:19:53,895 ...sexy. 324 00:19:54,164 --> 00:19:56,598 I wouldn't have thought it would be, but... 325 00:19:57,468 --> 00:19:58,560 ...wow! 326 00:20:01,572 --> 00:20:02,436 Really? 327 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,934 So is it sore? Or can you do stuff? 328 00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:11,646 I guess. 329 00:20:12,616 --> 00:20:13,810 Save us some pizza. 330 00:20:20,658 --> 00:20:22,023 Get it out of the corner! 331 00:20:23,928 --> 00:20:25,020 Pass it! Pass it! 332 00:20:25,529 --> 00:20:27,463 Stop talking to your men! 333 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,930 And the table is mine. 334 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,701 Congratulations. 335 00:20:50,621 --> 00:20:52,714 You guys will still come visit me, right? 336 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,685 Oh, yeah! You got the big TV. 337 00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:57,052 We'll be over there all the time. 338 00:20:57,895 --> 00:20:59,988 Except when we are here. 339 00:21:04,668 --> 00:21:07,694 I know you're just moving uptown, but I'll really miss you. 340 00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:11,068 How can you not be across the hall anymore? 341 00:21:11,308 --> 00:21:15,404 Who's gonna eat all of our food and tie up our phone lines 342 00:21:15,646 --> 00:21:17,511 Is that my bra? 343 00:21:19,717 --> 00:21:23,517 -What are you doing with my bra? -It's not what you think. 344 00:21:23,754 --> 00:21:26,848 We used it to fling water balloons off the roof. 345 00:21:28,058 --> 00:21:31,494 Remember? Those kids couldn't even get theirs across the street. 346 00:21:32,396 --> 00:21:33,522 Yeah, I remember. 347 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,392 Let's bring the rest of these down to the truck. 348 00:21:51,582 --> 00:21:53,209 You want me to... 349 00:21:53,684 --> 00:21:55,879 ...give you a hand with the foosball table? 350 00:21:57,621 --> 00:22:00,419 You keep it. You need the practice. 351 00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:03,691 Thanks. 352 00:22:04,862 --> 00:22:05,886 So... 353 00:22:06,764 --> 00:22:07,958 ... I guess this is it. 354 00:22:08,532 --> 00:22:09,464 Yeah, right. 355 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,029 I guess so. 356 00:22:16,573 --> 00:22:18,040 When am I gonna see you? 357 00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:20,300 I'm guessing tonight at the coffeehouse. 358 00:22:20,611 --> 00:22:22,977 Right. Yeah. Okay. 359 00:22:23,981 --> 00:22:25,539 Take care. 360 00:23:05,539 --> 00:23:07,539 Hey, dad. What are you doing here. 361 00:23:07,939 --> 00:23:09,939 I just stop by your boyfriend to get a piece of my mind. 362 00:23:11,539 --> 00:23:13,539 -And. -And I was got a punch on the nose. 363 00:23:13,539 --> 00:23:16,539 but he has the game on, so we started to watch it. 364 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,939 then we have time, and came to find out what for. 365 00:23:21,539 --> 00:23:24,539 -but he offered me a beer, you know what? -what? 366 00:23:24,539 --> 00:23:25,539 he got on tap. 367 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,939 when he in this apartment, the damn thing is build right on his part. 368 00:23:32,539 --> 00:23:33,939 did you talk about me? 369 00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:38,539 oh, right, actually, we never got to you. 370 00:23:39,539 --> 00:23:44,539 look, you are a big girl. I just hope you know what you are doing. 371 00:23:44,539 --> 00:23:49,539 I do. Dad, you wear the tie I got you. 372 00:23:51,539 --> 00:23:53,539 Where did you get the hat? 373 00:23:58,539 --> 00:23:59,539 I don't know.