Friends Season 1 Episode 12

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​1 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:58,681 No, no, we're done! 2 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,388 The One With the Dozen Lasagnas 3 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,639 Aunt Silv, stop yelling! 4 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,778 If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna... 5 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,447 ... I would've made vegetarian lasagna. 6 00:01:56,883 --> 00:02:00,580 The meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape. 7 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,513 Ross, did you really read all these baby books? 8 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:08,820 You could plunk me down in any woman's uterus, no compass... 9 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,256 ...and I could find my way out like that! 10 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,325 This is cool. 11 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:18,901 It says in some parts of the world people eat the placenta. 12 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,902 And we're done with the yogurt. 13 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:25,668 Sorry. 14 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:29,679 I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. 15 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:33,352 What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? 16 00:02:34,053 --> 00:02:36,317 Nice talk, Aunt Silv. 17 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,552 You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? 18 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:45,453 Ross, listen. Do you know that right now your baby is only this big? 19 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,758 This is your baby. " Hi, Daddy. " 20 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:49,290 Hello. 21 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:52,669 " How come you don't live with Mommy? " 22 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,368 " How come Mommy lives with that other lady? " 23 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:04,242 "What's a lesbian? " 24 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,383 Honey, you can say it. Poconos. 25 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:16,119 Poconos. It's like " poke a nose. " 26 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:21,090 Poke a nose. 27 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,903 -So did I hear Poconos? -Yes. 28 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:35,410 My sister's giving us her place for the weekend. 29 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:37,344 First weekend together. 30 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,916 -It's a big step. -I know. 31 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:45,314 -It's just a weekend. Big deal. -Wasn't this supposed to be a fling? 32 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,149 Shouldn't it be... 33 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,256 ...flung by now? 34 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:52,157 We are way past a "fling. " 35 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:56,392 I' m feeling things I've read about in Danielle Steel books. 36 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,470 When l' m with him, l' m just totally.... 37 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,435 Nauseous. I' m physically nauseous. 38 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:06,968 What am I supposed to do? Call lmmigration? 39 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,678 I could call lmmigration. 40 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,119 What? 41 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,918 Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets. 42 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,695 Look, it's Abraham Lincoln. 43 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,597 Oh, right! 44 00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:29,459 Go. Go! 45 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:38,336 I love babies with their little baby shoes... 46 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:42,537 ...and their little baby toes and their little hands.... 47 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:46,343 Okay, you' re gonna have to stop that. Forever. 48 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:57,896 Need a new table. 49 00:04:58,598 --> 00:04:59,758 You think? 50 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:09,299 -Come on in. -Hello. 51 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,042 I brought the books... 52 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,911 ...and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna. 53 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:19,278 Great! Is it vegetarian? Because Susan doesn't eat meat. 54 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:23,551 I' m pretty sure that it is. 55 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:31,857 Nineteen weeks, the breasts are starting to swell. 56 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:35,293 According to the literature. 57 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:39,198 -I got the results of the amnio. -T ell me. Is everything...? 58 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:43,432 -T otally and completely healthy. -That is great! 59 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:51,611 When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? 60 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,876 That's our friend T anya. 61 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:05,894 Of course, it's your friend T anya. 62 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:11,998 -Don't you wanna know about the sex? -The sex? 63 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:17,805 I' m having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. 64 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,137 But when you throw in T anya.... 65 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:25,483 The sex of the baby, Ross. 66 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,645 You know the sex of the baby? 67 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,489 -Want to know? -No. 68 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:35,019 I don't want to. Absolutely not. 69 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,220 You shouldn't know until you look down there... 70 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,432 ...and see, " Oh, there it is. " 71 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,499 Or isn't. 72 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,738 -Hello, Ross. -Susan. 73 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:48,963 So? 74 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:50,903 So did you hear? 75 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:53,270 Yes, we did. Everything's A-Okay. 76 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:55,970 Oh, that's so cool! 77 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,647 It really is. 78 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,177 Do we know? 79 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:03,387 We certainly do. It's going to be a 80 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:04,612 Hello? 81 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:08,453 A guy who doesn't wanna know is standing here. 82 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:12,823 Well, is it what we thought it would be? 83 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,097 What? 84 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,372 What did we think it'd be? 85 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,735 I don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. 86 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,810 I should probably just go. 87 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:32,775 -Well, thanks for the books. -No problem. Okay. 88 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,182 Susan. 89 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:47,065 Who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona? 90 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:52,202 Hello? 91 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,470 Never mind. I don 't wanna know. 92 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:01,070 Because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? 93 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,148 -That's the rule. -What rule? There's no rule. 94 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:08,843 -You owe me a table. -How did you get there? 95 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:14,083 It was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecio. 96 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,018 You knew about that? 97 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:20,529 The impressions in the butter left little to the imagination. 98 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,235 How about if we split it? 99 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:27,230 -What do you mean, buy it together? -Yeah. 100 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:31,769 -Do you think we' re ready for that? -Why not? 101 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:35,937 It's a big commitment. What if one of us wants to move out? 102 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:38,275 -You' re moving out? -l' m not. 103 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:40,850 -You'd tell me if you were, right? -Yes. 104 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:45,490 -It's just, with my last roommate -I know all about Kip. 105 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:50,788 We bought a hibachi, then he ran off and got married. Things got ugly. 106 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:55,661 Let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me? 107 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,865 Oh, don't do that. 108 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,970 There's changes in your schedule. 109 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:09,272 Your 4:00 herbal massage is at 4:30. 110 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,541 And Miss Summerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu. 111 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:13,977 Thanks. 112 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:16,182 Oh, here comes your 3:00. 113 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:20,184 I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but Yum! 114 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,491 Paolo! Hi! What are you doing here? 115 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,769 Rachella tell me you... 116 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,495 ... massage? 117 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,272 Well, Rachella's right. 118 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:43,242 Oh, okay. 119 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,711 I don't know what you just said, so let's start. 120 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,413 I am... 121 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,414 ... being naked? 122 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:56,521 That's your decision. Some people prefer to take off 123 00:09:58,631 --> 00:09:59,825 Being naked! 124 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:05,226 I can't believe you don't wanna know. I couldn't not know. 125 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,271 If the doctor knows, Carol and Susan know 126 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,140 And Monica knows. 127 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,171 How? I don't even know. 128 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:16,837 Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. She told me. 129 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:18,946 So what's it gonna be? 130 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:26,648 -Oh, great! Now he knows. -l' m just excited about being an aunt. 131 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:29,384 Or an uncle. 132 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:35,726 -Hey, Phoebe. -Hey, Pheebs. 133 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:36,959 Fine! 134 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,802 -What's the matter? -Nothing. I' m just out of sorts. 135 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,707 Well, you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them. 136 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,708 Can we get some cappuccino over here? 137 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,912 Oh, right! That's me! 138 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,548 That table place closes at 7. Come on. 139 00:10:58,824 --> 00:10:59,984 Fine. 140 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:02,952 What is it? 141 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:08,232 -All right. You know Paolo? -l' m familiar with his work. 142 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:11,263 He made a move on me. 143 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,997 -The store will be open tomorrow. -More coffee, please. 144 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:18,232 Well, what happened? 145 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:22,572 He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.... 146 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,686 -Oh, my God. -Are you sure? 147 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,450 Oh, yeah. I' m sure. 148 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:40,292 And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore. 149 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:45,559 Was it...? 150 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:48,968 Boy Scouts could've camped under there. 151 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:53,702 Wow. 152 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:57,609 -What did you do? -I dealt with it like a professional. 153 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,614 " Ooh, " what? 154 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:06,916 ma Thurman. 155 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,219 -The actress! -Uma Thurman! 156 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:11,485 Thanks, Rach. 157 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,867 -What'll you do? -You have to tell her. 158 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:21,733 It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. It's a feminist issue. 159 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:22,965 Guys? 160 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:26,608 -You have to. -Feminist issue? That's where I went. 161 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:31,615 -She is gonna hate me! -Yeah, well.... 162 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,255 Will you pick one? Just pick one. 163 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:45,419 -Here, how about that one? -That's patio furniture. 164 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:50,401 So what? Like people will come in and think, " Oh, l' m outside again. " 165 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,695 Fine. 166 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,738 What about the birds? 167 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:59,942 I don't know. They don't say, " Hello, sit here. Eat something. " 168 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:04,174 -You pick one. -Okay. How about the ladybugs? 169 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:08,580 Forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining. 170 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:13,219 -Fine! Want the birds? Get the birds! -Not like that, I won't. 171 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,694 Kip would have liked the birds. 172 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,443 -Hi, Pheebs. -What's going on? 173 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,239 -Are you moving out? -l' m getting ready for the weekend. 174 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,712 Are your weekends longer than two days? 175 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,444 These aren't all my suitcases. 176 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,087 This one's Paolo's. 177 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:51,328 -Rachel, can we talk for a sec? -Well, sure. 178 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,930 Just for a sec, Paolo's on his way. 179 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,974 We haven't known each other that long. 180 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,911 There are three things you should know: 181 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:16,577 One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. 182 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,653 Two, I never lie. 183 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:23,792 And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. 184 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,862 Okay. Thanks, Pheebs. 185 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,530 -Oh, my God! -I know. 186 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,969 Why have I never tasted these? 187 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:44,046 I don't make them a lot, because it's not fair to the other cookies. 188 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:53,181 These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies. 189 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,086 -Which proves that I never lie. -I guess you don't. 190 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,064 Paolo made a pass at me. 191 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,663 What do you think? 192 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,736 It's the most beautiful table I've seen. 193 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,133 I know. 194 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,138 Will you balance plates on these heads? 195 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,005 Who cares? We'll eat at the sink. Come on! 196 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,872 Heads up, Ross. 197 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,381 Score! You suck! 198 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:24,853 Are you okay? 199 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,257 I need some mik. 200 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,031 Okay. I've got milk. 201 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,435 Here you go. 202 00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,480 Better? 203 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,344 No. 204 00:15:54,787 --> 00:16:00,054 I feel so stupid! I think about the other day with you guys. 205 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,887 And I was all, " Oh, Paolo! He's so great! 206 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,824 He makes me feel so" 207 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,792 God! 208 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,026 I' m so embarrassed! 209 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:11,793 I' m so embarrassed. 210 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:15,440 -l' m the one he hit on. -I unleashed him on you. 211 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,472 If I had never met him 212 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,769 -l' m so sorry. -No, l' m sorry. 213 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:22,309 -l' m sorry. -l' m sorry. Wait. 214 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,105 -What are we sorry about? -I don't know. 215 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,375 Right. He's the pig. 216 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,316 -Such a pig! -Oh, God, he's such a pig! 217 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,992 He's like a big disgusting pig.... 218 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,557 -Pig man! -Yes, good! 219 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,893 But he was my pig man! 220 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,265 How did I not see this? 221 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,967 Oh, I know! 222 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,340 Because... 223 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,581 ... he's gorgeous. 224 00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,406 And he's charming. 225 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,380 -And when he looks -Okay, Pheebs. 226 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,111 The end. 227 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,480 God. 228 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,586 Should I not have told you? 229 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,696 T rust me, it's much better that I know. 230 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:21,929 But I just liked it better before. It was better. 231 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:42,649 She took it pretty well. Paolo's over there now, so.... 232 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:47,328 We should go and see if she's okay. Just one second. 233 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,065 -Score! -Game! Nice! 234 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,566 Come on, Pheebs. 235 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:59,177 Well, it looks like we kicked your butts. 236 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:03,508 She did. You could be on the Olympic "Standing There" team. 237 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,182 Come on. Two on one. 238 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,012 Why are you here? She just broke up with him. 239 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,518 It's time for you to swoop in. 240 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,920 -What, now? -Yes. Now is when you swoop. 241 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:17,994 When Paolo walks out, you gotta be the first guy she sees. 242 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:22,963 She's gotta know you' re everything he's not. You' re the anti-Paolo. 243 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,637 My Catholic friend is right. 244 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,433 She's distraught. You' re there for her. 245 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:35,443 You pick up the pieces and then you usher in "The Age of Ross. " 246 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,949 -See this? See? -Hold it! Ascolta! 247 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,227 -How's it going? -Don't stare. 248 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:55,389 She threw his clothes off the balcony. Now there's gesturing and arm-waving. 249 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:59,196 That is, " How could you? " or " Enormous breasts! " 250 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,935 Here he comes. 251 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:14,649 I am... 252 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,844 ...to say goodbye. 253 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,812 Okay, bye-bye. 254 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:27,630 Paolo, I really hate you for what you did, but I still have five of these... 255 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,768 ...so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles. 256 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:40,537 I just wanna tell you, and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say.... 257 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,853 Oh, just look at her. 258 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,646 Guys, I think only one of us should go... 259 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,189 -...so she's not overwhelmed. -Right. 260 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,861 And I really think it should be me. 261 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,045 You all right? 262 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,915 I've been better. 263 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,116 I don't believe this. 264 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,880 I wasn't supposed to care about this guy. 265 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:29,789 It was just supposed to be this big, fun, ltalian thing. 266 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:35,489 Someday I could look back and say, "That was a big, fun, ltalian thing. " 267 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,599 It wasn't supposed to feel like this when it was over. 268 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,202 Come here. 269 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,906 Listen... 270 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:56,178 ...you deserve so much better than him. 271 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,379 I mean, you... 272 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:02,820 ...should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you. 273 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,622 What? 274 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,263 I' m so sick of guys! 275 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:16,634 I don't want to look at or think about another guy. 276 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,970 I don't even want to be near another guy. 277 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,613 Ross, you' re so great. 278 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,534 -Are you all right? -Are you okay? 279 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:47,501 -Medium. Any cookies left? -Yeah. 280 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:51,940 See, Rach... 281 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:56,547 ... I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. 282 00:21:56,748 --> 00:22:01,276 What you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process. 283 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,784 I just need to be by myself for a while. 284 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,483 -I just gotta figure out what I want. -No, no. 285 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:14,354 See, because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo. 286 00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,500 No, I know. I know. 287 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:20,832 And l' m sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one. 288 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:23,866 -What? -What? 289 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,773 I' m having a boy? 290 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,338 No. 291 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,575 No. In fact, you' re not having a boy. 292 00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:36,950 I' m having a boy. 293 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:42,152 -Huh? Am I having a boy? -You' re having a boy! 294 00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:43,956 I' m having a boy! 295 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:46,221 -l' m having a boy! -What is it? 296 00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:49,059 I' m having a boy! I' m having a boy! 297 00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:54,499 We already knew that! 298 00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,539 I' m having a son. 299 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:10,382 Yes! And that would be a shutdown! 300 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:11,817 Shutout! 301 00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:17,887 Where you going? One more game! 302 00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:21,293 -It's 2:30 in the morning. -Yeah, get out! 303 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,792 You guys always hang out in my apartment. 304 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,437 I'll only use my left hand. 305 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:29,663 Come on, wussies! 306 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,742 All right! Okay! I gotta go! 307 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,442 I' m going. 308 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,316 And l' m gone. 309 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,917 -One more game? -Oh, yeah.