Friends Season 2 Episode 23

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​1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:04,766 Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana-nut muffin left. 2 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:06,132 I ordered mine first. 3 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:08,432 Yeah, but I'm so much faster. 4 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:10,809 Give it to me. 5 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:12,108 No. 6 00:00:12,747 --> 00:00:13,907 Give it to me! 7 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,477 Okay, you can have it. 8 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,517 There you go. Enjoy your coffee. 9 00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:30,260 That was there when I got here. 10 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:35,959 Hey, you'll never guess who's coming to New York. 11 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,829 Quick, tell us before he swallows. 12 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:41,968 Ryan, that guy I dated who's in the Navy. 13 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:45,137 You went out with a guy in the Navy? 14 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,814 I met him while playing guitar in the park. 15 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:51,348 Ryan threw in saltwater taffy because he didn't have change. 16 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,646 Is that when you wrote "Saltwater Taffy Man"? 17 00:00:56,557 --> 00:01:00,323 No, he's my submarine guy. He resurfaces every couple years... 18 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:03,190 ...and we have an amazing three days together. 19 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:08,164 Only this time, he's coming for 2 weeks. Two whole weeks, which means "yea"! 20 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:12,897 So this guy goes down for, like, two years at a time? 21 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,671 That'll teach you to lick my muffin. 22 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,047 Hi. 23 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,647 Oh, no. What happened? 24 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:29,322 I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got chickenpox. 25 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,512 Oh, no. 26 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:34,057 Yeah, so if you haven't had it, chances are you'll get it. 27 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,990 -I've had it. -I've had it. 28 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,186 -Had it. -Had it. 29 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:40,731 I've never had it. I feel so left out. Oh, look! 30 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,531 The One With the Chicken Pox 31 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:36,884 Honey, you made the bed again. 32 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:40,422 I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp. 33 00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:44,723 Then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. 34 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:50,896 I'm taking a shower. Today I'll sing Jim Croce's "Leroy Brown." 35 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:05,247 Hey, Mon, I have a question. 36 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:08,688 Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town... 37 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:10,881 ...or the fattest man? 38 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:16,023 The baddest. Otherwise, the song would be "Fat, Fat Leroy Brown." 39 00:03:16,798 --> 00:03:17,787 What are you doing? 40 00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:22,568 I'm just waiting for you, sweetie. 41 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,200 Are you remaking the bed? 42 00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:31,070 I'm sorry. The way you did it, it was just fine. 43 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,711 Then you're redoing it because...? 44 00:03:33,982 --> 00:03:35,609 You'll think I'm crazy. 45 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,613 You're pretty much running that risk either way. 46 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,046 Okay. You see... 47 00:03:42,991 --> 00:03:45,960 ...the duvet tag shouldn't be at the top left corner... 48 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,720 ...it should be at the bottom right corner. 49 00:03:49,731 --> 00:03:52,165 -That's not so crazy. -I'm just easing you in. 50 00:03:53,001 --> 00:03:53,933 All right. 51 00:03:54,769 --> 00:03:56,896 You see these little flower blossoms? 52 00:03:57,105 --> 00:03:59,096 They should be facing up not down... 53 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:02,969 ...because the head of the bed is where the sun would be. 54 00:04:06,848 --> 00:04:08,782 You don't love me anymore, do you? 55 00:04:11,019 --> 00:04:14,113 Actually, if it's possible, I love you more. 56 00:04:14,789 --> 00:04:15,619 Really? 57 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,683 Wow. Well, then, come on! 58 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:23,259 I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point. 59 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,636 If you need something to hold you over... 60 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,804 ...I can get you a job here as an entry-level processor. 61 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,871 Don't you need experience like this? 62 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,440 It's not hard to learn. 63 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:40,442 As for people realizing you don't know what you're doing, you're an actor. 64 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:44,209 Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor. 65 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,885 Here's this morning's projections. 66 00:04:48,089 --> 00:04:50,649 Thanks. Scott Alexander, Joey Tribbiani. 67 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,753 Joey is a fellow processor. 68 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:55,554 No kidding? 69 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:03,301 I process. People want the processing, I'm the one they call. 70 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,903 -Where do you work? -Well, I'm in between things. 71 00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:11,509 You know, one day you're processing, the next day... 72 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,976 ...you're not so much processing anymore. 73 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,150 I told Joey about the opening in Fleischman's group. 74 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:18,978 Fleischman's group. 75 00:05:19,187 --> 00:05:22,350 Whatever you do, don't touch his sandwiches. 76 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:27,688 Are all you processors dorks? 77 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:36,328 This lipstick looks just great on you. 78 00:05:37,138 --> 00:05:39,106 You look fabulous. You really do. 79 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,932 Yeah, are you sure? Really? 80 00:05:44,045 --> 00:05:47,208 See, you look beautiful. For God sakes, dim the lights. 81 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,973 I'm hideous! 82 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,550 It's gonna be okay. 83 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,344 Ryan's been underwater. 84 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:58,150 He's just gonna be glad you don't have barnacles on your butt. 85 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:11,670 Come in. 86 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,664 Hey, baby, I'm back 87 00:06:14,876 --> 00:06:16,810 Hey, Ryan. What's up? 88 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,671 What's going on? 89 00:06:20,882 --> 00:06:23,680 No, no. You have to stay back. 90 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:25,250 I have the pox! 91 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,920 Chicken or small? 92 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:33,925 Chicken, which is so ironic considering I'm a vegetarian. 93 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:39,021 -Why aren't you home in bed? -My grandmother's never had chickenpox. 94 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:43,836 Please tell me you have, because oh, my God, I forgot how cute you are. 95 00:06:44,906 --> 00:06:46,840 I'm sorry, I never had them. 96 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:52,846 If I had one wish, I'd go back to when I was 7... 97 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:57,881 ...when Jimmy Hauser had chickenpox, and rub that kid all over my face. 98 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:01,211 Yeah, or you could wish that I didn't have them now. 99 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,351 Can I please see your face? 100 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,390 No. You don't wanna see a face covered with pox. 101 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,789 It could be lox, I wouldn't care. 102 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:11,856 And you hate fish. 103 00:07:13,935 --> 00:07:15,630 So sweet. All right. 104 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,098 Okay, all right. You can see. 105 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,871 This is me. 106 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:26,905 Sorry! 107 00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:29,044 I am scary! 108 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:31,912 The lightening was an unfortunate coincidence. 109 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,889 You look lovely! Lovely! 110 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:37,250 I hate this. 111 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,885 I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us. 112 00:07:41,095 --> 00:07:44,587 And everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this. 113 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:50,129 I've spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men... 114 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,966 ...thinking about this moment. 115 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:57,099 I am not gonna let a bunch... 116 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,575 ...of itchy spots stand between us. 117 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:10,446 Okay. This is the most romantic disease I've ever had. 118 00:08:17,198 --> 00:08:19,860 -How's the first day? -Good. It's like you said. 119 00:08:20,101 --> 00:08:23,002 It's putting numbers from one column into another. 120 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,328 There you go. 121 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:29,100 And everybody's nice. I just had a good talk with that lady Jeannie. 122 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:33,002 Jeannie? The head of East Coast operations, Jeannie? 123 00:08:33,214 --> 00:08:35,682 Turns out our kids go to the same school. 124 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,717 Yeah. Small world, huh? 125 00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:43,285 Weird world. 126 00:08:44,425 --> 00:08:45,357 Your kids? 127 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:48,194 I figure my character has kids. 128 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,795 There isn't a part of that sentence I don't need explained. 129 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:56,960 When you're acting, you need to think about that stuff. 130 00:08:57,171 --> 00:08:59,537 My character, Joseph the processing guy... 131 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,837 ... has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. 132 00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:07,640 Ashley copies everything Brittany does. 133 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,652 Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes. 134 00:09:18,092 --> 00:09:22,552 You know, Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid. 135 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,060 You know what? 136 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:25,991 Just did. 137 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:31,436 That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there. 138 00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:45,616 You Know what makes the itching worse? 139 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,679 That you don't stop talking about it? 140 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:52,120 -Fine. -Let's just play, okay? 141 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:53,655 Good, okay. 142 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,458 Here we go, double sixes. 143 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:58,687 Here we go.... 144 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:00,988 Here we go.... 145 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,328 Come to Mama. Getting ready to roll the dice.... 146 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:07,164 What are you doing? Are you scratching? 147 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:10,206 No. This is what I do for luck, okay? 148 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,676 You're scratching. 149 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,139 Give me the dice. 150 00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:16,871 -Give me the dice. -No! Here. There! 151 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,549 Look, double sixes! 152 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:22,382 We can't scratch. We'll scar. 153 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:26,485 I can't stop thinking about it. It's just so hard. 154 00:10:26,725 --> 00:10:30,024 I wanna grab these houses and rub them all over my body. 155 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,854 -No! -Give it! 156 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,361 Come on! 157 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,296 You know you want it. You know you want it too. 158 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,993 Let's just be bad. It'll feel so good. 159 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,672 Come on. 160 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,737 Oh, God, help me. 161 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,679 -Oh, yeah. -Okay, good. Now do me. 162 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,713 Do my back. Oh, come on. Harder! 163 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:51,848 There you go. 164 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:52,983 -Don't move. -Why? 165 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,210 -Don't move. -What are you...? 166 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:01,758 Stop that. Stop that right now. 167 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:06,359 I might've expected this of Phoebe. But, Ryan, you're a military man. 168 00:11:09,359 --> 00:11:10,359 She make me doing. 169 00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:15,959 -That's a nice color on you. -You will become pink and blunch baby. 170 00:11:16,359 --> 00:11:18,870 I hope you get a Winnie pork. 171 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:26,567 You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Bring the kids. 172 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,273 We'll make a day of it. 173 00:11:28,508 --> 00:11:31,204 That sounds lovely. We'll have to set it up. 174 00:11:31,411 --> 00:11:34,107 I better get back. Hope the baby feels better. 175 00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:36,009 Thanks. 176 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:38,377 -Bye-bye, Jeannie. -Bye-bye, Joseph. 177 00:11:39,019 --> 00:11:40,577 What a phony. 178 00:11:43,557 --> 00:11:47,049 You'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock onto nothing. 179 00:11:48,695 --> 00:11:50,424 -Hey, Mr. Douglas. -Sir. 180 00:11:50,631 --> 00:11:55,034 Bing, I got your memo. We're not gonna see the report until next Friday? 181 00:11:55,235 --> 00:11:57,863 My group wants to spend the holiday with family. 182 00:11:58,105 --> 00:12:00,903 I have a family. I'm gonna be here. 183 00:12:01,108 --> 00:12:03,269 Yeah, Bing. What's that about? 184 00:12:08,248 --> 00:12:11,274 It's about cutting them a little slack for morale. 185 00:12:11,585 --> 00:12:14,383 Look, I can get some rough numbers by Wednesday. 186 00:12:14,621 --> 00:12:16,646 Rough numbers? 187 00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:21,819 This company wasn't built on rough numbers. Right, Mr. Douglas? 188 00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:25,229 Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday. 189 00:12:25,432 --> 00:12:27,127 If you say so, sir. 190 00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:30,428 Joseph's good, isn't he? 191 00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:34,167 I'm going to kill you. 192 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:39,678 Hey, I just figured Joseph's the kind of guy who likes to mix it up. 193 00:12:39,913 --> 00:12:43,144 You know, get in there, ruffle some feathers. 194 00:12:44,351 --> 00:12:45,579 Why? 195 00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:50,684 Look, I'm sorry, but that's what Joseph does. 196 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,316 Okay? If you try to pull something... 197 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,421 ... he'll call you on it. 198 00:12:55,929 --> 00:12:58,420 "What are you trying to pull?" he'll say. 199 00:13:03,837 --> 00:13:04,667 Duct tape. 200 00:13:05,205 --> 00:13:07,139 Was I supposed to bring something too? 201 00:13:08,642 --> 00:13:12,476 This is for the scratchy twins. I taped oven mitts to their hands. 202 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,147 You're strict. 203 00:13:15,349 --> 00:13:17,214 Well, it's for their own good. 204 00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:21,979 You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. 205 00:13:22,289 --> 00:13:26,555 See, in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time. 206 00:13:28,028 --> 00:13:29,791 Exactly! 207 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:34,232 God, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. 208 00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:36,057 Tell me the truth. 209 00:13:36,336 --> 00:13:39,533 Don't you like having everything on your desk perpendicular? 210 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:42,903 If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle. 211 00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:44,902 -Very good. -Thank you. 212 00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:47,840 Tomorrow, I'm gonna do your clocks. 213 00:13:48,815 --> 00:13:50,680 You're gonna do what to my clocks? 214 00:13:50,984 --> 00:13:52,349 Set them to my time. 215 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:55,979 I'm confused. 216 00:13:56,223 --> 00:13:58,487 I thought we shared time. 217 00:13:59,359 --> 00:14:03,693 No. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. 218 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,828 Wanna know why? 219 00:14:05,065 --> 00:14:09,502 Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen? 220 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:10,737 Forget it. 221 00:14:11,004 --> 00:14:12,266 No, come on, tell me. 222 00:14:12,539 --> 00:14:14,336 -You don't understand. -Come on. 223 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,566 You don't have any obsessive things. 224 00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:18,608 No, that's not true. 225 00:14:18,845 --> 00:14:20,938 Oh, yeah? Tell me one of yours. 226 00:14:27,921 --> 00:14:32,449 One of my things is I always separate my sweat socks... 227 00:14:32,726 --> 00:14:35,126 ...from my dress socks. 228 00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:39,589 What if they get mixed up? 229 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,734 Boy, I would just.... 230 00:14:42,803 --> 00:14:44,100 I would freak out. 231 00:14:46,273 --> 00:14:47,740 You would not. 232 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,569 I can't believe this. I hate this. You're too normal. 233 00:14:51,778 --> 00:14:53,871 I can't believe you don't have a "thing." 234 00:14:54,081 --> 00:14:56,641 My boyfriend doesn't have a "thing." 235 00:14:56,883 --> 00:15:00,080 See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well. 236 00:15:09,329 --> 00:15:14,130 -Mr. Douglas is looking for you. -Why is Mr. Douglas looking for me? 237 00:15:14,835 --> 00:15:18,396 He suspects you dropped the ball on the Lender project. 238 00:15:19,272 --> 00:15:21,832 Why? Why does he suspect that? 239 00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:25,241 At first, he thought it was Joseph... 240 00:15:25,479 --> 00:15:29,006 ...but after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. 241 00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:34,520 -Anyway, I thought you should know. -All right. That's it. 242 00:15:34,754 --> 00:15:36,016 Look, Joey... 243 00:15:36,256 --> 00:15:39,123 ... I realize this is the role of a lifetime for you... 244 00:15:39,326 --> 00:15:43,490 ...and if I could just fire Joseph, I would. But that's not possible. 245 00:15:43,697 --> 00:15:45,426 So I have to let you both go. 246 00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,526 What? Everybody loves Joseph. 247 00:15:49,769 --> 00:15:51,760 I don't. I hate Joseph. 248 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:55,267 I think he's a brown-nosing suck-up. 249 00:15:57,777 --> 00:16:01,042 You can't fire Joseph. He's not in your department. 250 00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:09,452 All right, okay. So I can't fire Joseph... 251 00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:11,718 ... but I can sleep with his wife. 252 00:16:15,195 --> 00:16:16,059 Not Karen! 253 00:16:16,363 --> 00:16:19,662 Yeah, I'm thinking about having an affair with her. 254 00:16:19,866 --> 00:16:21,060 You know what? 255 00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:22,732 I just did. 256 00:16:26,339 --> 00:16:28,102 What the hell are you doing? 257 00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:29,570 Oh, it's not me. 258 00:16:29,809 --> 00:16:31,140 It's my character! 259 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:32,908 Chandie. 260 00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:37,713 The rogue processor who seduces his coworkers' wives... 261 00:16:37,918 --> 00:16:39,886 ...and then laughs about it. 262 00:16:40,153 --> 00:16:43,589 In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer! 263 00:16:43,823 --> 00:16:46,314 -Really? -No, freak show, she's fictional! 264 00:16:47,894 --> 00:16:48,986 Take it easy. 265 00:16:49,496 --> 00:16:53,899 If it means that much to you, I'll go find something else. 266 00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:56,198 Thank you. 267 00:16:58,071 --> 00:17:01,529 It's just that I'm gonna miss Joseph. 268 00:17:02,242 --> 00:17:04,437 I liked him. His wife. 269 00:17:04,744 --> 00:17:06,006 She was hot. 270 00:17:08,006 --> 00:17:11,006 And the kids, you gonna put a pour like summer. 271 00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:19,011 Please take these off. I swear I won't scratch. 272 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,481 No, sorry, hon. Monica's orders. 273 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,483 Well, that wasn't easy. 274 00:17:26,928 --> 00:17:28,520 Okay, dinner's on. 275 00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:31,761 There's a peach cobbler warming in the oven. 276 00:17:31,966 --> 00:17:36,096 So the plate's gonna be hot, but that shouldn't be a problem for you. 277 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,670 All right, you kids. Bye, now. 278 00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:41,772 -Bye. -Oh, look, look. 279 00:17:41,976 --> 00:17:43,807 A low-budget puppet show. 280 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:49,040 A shame you can't see what finger I'm holding up. 281 00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:55,353 -Wine? -Please. 282 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,832 -Spilled some. -I got it. 283 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,514 You look beautiful tonight. 284 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,014 What? 285 00:18:25,086 --> 00:18:25,984 Sorry. 286 00:18:29,223 --> 00:18:30,247 You look beautiful. 287 00:18:47,408 --> 00:18:49,740 You know what? That's it. That's it. 288 00:18:57,785 --> 00:18:58,615 Oh, yes. 289 00:19:01,089 --> 00:19:01,919 Good. 290 00:19:07,695 --> 00:19:09,026 You guys, did you? 291 00:19:18,906 --> 00:19:19,736 Monica... 292 00:19:19,974 --> 00:19:21,066 ...wake up. 293 00:19:22,376 --> 00:19:23,604 What's up? 294 00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:25,142 I thought of a thing. 295 00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:30,449 Yeah? 296 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:36,284 I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed. 297 00:19:38,292 --> 00:19:41,284 No. You have to sleep on this side of the bed... 298 00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:44,463 ... because I have to sleep on this side of the bed. 299 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,062 Or so I would have you believe. 300 00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:56,107 So you have a side of the bed. Everybody has a side of the bed. 301 00:19:56,344 --> 00:19:59,245 Hey, come on. You haven't heard my reason yet. 302 00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,342 All right, go on. 303 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,014 I have to sleep on the west side... 304 00:20:05,253 --> 00:20:08,347 ... because I grew up in California... 305 00:20:08,589 --> 00:20:10,181 ...and otherwise... 306 00:20:10,691 --> 00:20:13,819 ...the ocean would be on the wrong side. 307 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,131 Oh, my God. 308 00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,199 You're a freak! 309 00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:24,670 How about that? 310 00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:30,701 Where're you shipping off to? 311 00:20:31,045 --> 00:20:32,205 I really can't say. 312 00:20:32,446 --> 00:20:34,676 Do you have nuclear weapons onboard? 313 00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:36,509 I can't say. 314 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,616 Do you get to look through a periscope thingy? 315 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,686 I'm sorry, but I can't say. 316 00:20:41,889 --> 00:20:44,790 Wow, it's neat learning about submarines. 317 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,393 -I better not miss my flight. -I'll walk you out. 318 00:20:48,629 --> 00:20:51,029 -Bye, Ryan. -Pleasure. Take care. 319 00:20:56,704 --> 00:21:01,141 So do you think we could get you one of those uniform things? 320 00:21:02,476 --> 00:21:04,068 You like that, do you? 321 00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:05,573 Oh, yeah. 322 00:21:05,813 --> 00:21:07,178 I'll make some calls. 323 00:21:09,684 --> 00:21:12,152 Can you believe that's how we spent our two weeks? 324 00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:14,184 We didn't do the romantic things I'd planned... 325 00:21:14,388 --> 00:21:19,018 ...Iike having a picnic in Central Park and coffee at Central Perk. 326 00:21:19,227 --> 00:21:20,717 Oh, I just got that! 327 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,402 Taxi! 328 00:21:37,511 --> 00:21:38,535 Bye, you. 329 00:21:52,026 --> 00:21:53,459 I'm sorry, we're 330 00:21:56,964 --> 00:21:58,158 Hey, sailor. 331 00:21:58,366 --> 00:21:59,993 Is this what you had in mind? 332 00:22:01,569 --> 00:22:02,399 I'll say. 333 00:22:08,476 --> 00:22:10,467 I'm shipping out tomorrow. 334 00:22:11,012 --> 00:22:12,343 Well, then... 335 00:22:14,582 --> 00:22:16,550 ...we better make this night count. 336 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,753 Wait, I forgot to turn off the cappuccino machine. 337 00:22:30,498 --> 00:22:32,227 Anchors aweigh. 338 00:22:34,435 --> 00:22:37,063 Oh, wait, wait! My purse, my purse! 339 00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:45,504 I forgot to turn off the bathroom light. 340 00:22:45,713 --> 00:22:47,772 Why don't I just meet you upstairs? 341 00:22:52,787 --> 00:22:53,719 Honey!