Friends Season 2 Episode 15

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​1 00:00:01,602 --> 00:00:03,229 All right, no peeking. 2 00:00:03,437 --> 00:00:04,335 No peeking. 3 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,438 No peeking. No peeking! 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,508 All right, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes. 5 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:14,979 All right. Open your eyes! 6 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:22,854 Sweet mother of all that is good and pure! 7 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:25,986 Days of our Lives picked up my option! 8 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:28,659 -Congratulations! -I know! 9 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:33,026 Now we can watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen. 10 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,033 So which one is mine? 11 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:40,969 Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want! 12 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:43,867 Not that one. 13 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:49,505 Oh, yes! 14 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:53,248 Oh, yeah! That's the stuff. 15 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:57,857 Do we dare? 16 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,157 We dare. 17 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,492 The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know 18 00:01:52,747 --> 00:01:55,580 I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice... 19 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:58,148 ...so you could watch TV with your feet up. 20 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:01,048 No, they were chair-shaped cows. 21 00:02:01,423 --> 00:02:04,153 They never would have survived in the wild. 22 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:08,858 This screen is amazing. Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size. 23 00:02:11,433 --> 00:02:14,698 Rose Marie belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she? 24 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:16,868 Hi, you guys. 25 00:02:18,273 --> 00:02:19,740 Hey, you. 26 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:27,706 How was your day? 27 00:02:27,949 --> 00:02:30,417 You know, pretty much the usual. 28 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,449 Sun shining, birds chirping. 29 00:02:32,687 --> 00:02:33,779 Really? Mine too. 30 00:02:34,022 --> 00:02:36,047 Hey, cool! Mine too! 31 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,251 I gotta get to the museum. 32 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,026 So I'll see you tonight? 33 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:52,065 Bye, guys! 34 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:55,871 Tonight? 35 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:01,104 -What's tonight? -Our first official date. 36 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:03,213 Our first date. 37 00:03:04,886 --> 00:03:05,910 Hello? 38 00:03:06,988 --> 00:03:08,148 Hi. 39 00:03:09,891 --> 00:03:12,792 You're supposed to waitress for me? My catering thing? 40 00:03:12,994 --> 00:03:16,555 -Any of that trigger anything? -Oh, God, Monica. I forgot! 41 00:03:16,798 --> 00:03:18,322 This is our first date. 42 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,592 -Yes, but my mom got me this job. -I can be a waitress! 43 00:03:21,803 --> 00:03:24,966 Thank you, thank you. See? Phoebe! Phoebe! 44 00:03:25,173 --> 00:03:28,233 Really, Pheebs? You'd have to be an actual waitress. 45 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:31,309 This can't be like your "I can be a bear cub" thing. 46 00:03:31,746 --> 00:03:34,271 I can be a waitress. Okay, watch this. 47 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,746 Give me two number ones, 86 the bacon... 48 00:03:36,985 --> 00:03:39,647 ...one Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck them! 49 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:54,992 It's James Bond! 50 00:03:57,238 --> 00:04:00,207 -Sorry we're late. -That's okay. Come on in. 51 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:03,439 Is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was. 52 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,576 Dr. Burke, it's me. 53 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:06,610 Monica? 54 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:09,406 My God! You used to be so.... 55 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:13,018 I mean, you've You must have lost like.... 56 00:04:15,857 --> 00:04:17,085 You look great. 57 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,188 Thank you. 58 00:04:18,393 --> 00:04:20,554 This is Phoebe. She'll be helping me. 59 00:04:20,795 --> 00:04:22,262 Nice to meet you. 60 00:04:27,302 --> 00:04:30,135 -So how you been? -Great. How have you been? 61 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,764 Obviously you know Barbara and I split up... 62 00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:34,975 ...or you wouldn't do the head tilt. 63 00:04:35,210 --> 00:04:36,541 The head tilt? 64 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,042 Since the divorce, everybody asks how I am... 65 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,772 ...with a sympathetic head tilt. "How you doing? You okay?" 66 00:04:43,785 --> 00:04:45,252 I'm sorry. 67 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,817 It's fine. Believe me, I do it too. 68 00:04:48,056 --> 00:04:51,924 I always answer with the "I'm okay" head bob. "I'm okay." 69 00:04:52,494 --> 00:04:53,358 "You're sure?" 70 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,461 "Yeah, I'm fine." 71 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:58,223 I gotta set up the music. I got a new CD changer. 72 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:02,129 Of course, the divorce only left me with four CDs to change. 73 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,103 That's too bad. 74 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:06,300 I'll survive. 75 00:05:10,078 --> 00:05:13,172 Two larges, extra cheese on both. 76 00:05:13,815 --> 00:05:15,248 But listen... 77 00:05:15,450 --> 00:05:18,010 ...don't ring the buzzer for 19. 78 00:05:18,286 --> 00:05:20,846 Ring 20. Geller/Greene. 79 00:05:21,256 --> 00:05:23,816 They'll let you in, okay? 80 00:05:26,294 --> 00:05:29,457 If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. 81 00:05:30,365 --> 00:05:31,764 Okay, thanks. 82 00:05:33,868 --> 00:05:37,167 Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up. 83 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,506 What if we have to pee? 84 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,941 I'll cancel the sodas. 85 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,285 Get back out there. It's your party! 86 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,512 But they're so dull! They're all ophthalmologists. 87 00:05:56,157 --> 00:05:57,454 You're an ophthalmologist. 88 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:00,957 Because my parents wanted me to be. I wanted to be a sheriff. 89 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:06,289 That's funny. Cadillac, cataract. I get it. 90 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,525 But you stay out there! 91 00:06:09,704 --> 00:06:11,433 -You see? -I tell you what. 92 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:16,474 I'll come get you in five minutes with some sort of kebob emergency. 93 00:06:17,979 --> 00:06:18,968 Better. 94 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:21,239 Oh, God, here we go. 95 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:23,349 Hey, want to see them go nuts? 96 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,184 Watch this. 97 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,745 Who needs glasses? 98 00:06:35,196 --> 00:06:36,925 You are so smitten. 99 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:37,994 I am not! 100 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,131 Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten. 101 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,933 -You should ask him out. -Dr. Burke? 102 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:49,033 I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grownup. 103 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:53,780 So? You two are totally into each other. 104 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:57,508 He's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me. 105 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,879 So you're never gonna see him again? 106 00:07:00,655 --> 00:07:02,122 Not never. 107 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:06,020 I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment. 108 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:10,489 -Didn't you just get your eyes checked? -Yeah, but you know... 109 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,528 ... 27 is... 110 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,991 ...a dangerous eye age. 111 00:07:16,591 --> 00:07:20,907 They are peeking teams to play my discreption, help me. 112 00:07:26,007 --> 00:07:30,341 I'm not saying it was a bad movie. I'm just saying it was a little... 113 00:07:30,578 --> 00:07:31,840 ... hard to follow. 114 00:07:32,414 --> 00:07:34,314 I told you there'd be subtitles. 115 00:07:34,582 --> 00:07:35,571 I know. 116 00:07:37,252 --> 00:07:40,744 I just didn't want to wear my glasses on our first date. 117 00:07:48,963 --> 00:07:49,987 Monica? 118 00:07:53,701 --> 00:07:57,660 It would help when I'm kissing if you didn't shout my sister's name. 119 00:07:58,540 --> 00:08:00,007 Honey, I'm just checking. 120 00:08:01,276 --> 00:08:02,675 -Monica? -Mon? 121 00:08:34,409 --> 00:08:35,376 What? 122 00:08:36,544 --> 00:08:37,636 I'm sorry. 123 00:08:37,912 --> 00:08:41,006 It's just, when you moved your hands down to my butt... 124 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:44,151 ...it was, like, "Whoa! Ross' hands are on my butt!" 125 00:08:46,421 --> 00:08:48,719 And that's funny. Why? 126 00:08:50,091 --> 00:08:51,649 Well, it's not. 127 00:08:51,926 --> 00:08:54,190 I'm sorry. I guess I'm just nervous. 128 00:08:54,395 --> 00:08:56,386 I mean, it's you. 129 00:08:56,598 --> 00:08:58,156 You know, it's us. 130 00:08:58,433 --> 00:09:02,096 We're crossing that line. It's sort of a big thing. 131 00:09:02,337 --> 00:09:06,706 Well, I know it's big. I just didn't know it was ha-ha big. 132 00:09:18,286 --> 00:09:20,846 Okay, my hands were nowhere near your butt. 133 00:09:21,356 --> 00:09:22,755 I know, I know, I know! 134 00:09:22,957 --> 00:09:26,085 I was thinking about when they were there the last time. 135 00:09:26,361 --> 00:09:28,886 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, look! I promise. 136 00:09:29,097 --> 00:09:32,089 I won't laugh anymore. Put your hands back there. 137 00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:34,597 No, see, now I can't. 138 00:09:36,070 --> 00:09:39,231 -I feel self-conscious. -Come on, touch my butt. 139 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:41,874 Just one cheek 140 00:09:43,174 --> 00:09:44,106 The moment's gone. 141 00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:47,539 -I'll back up into your hands. -That's romantic. 142 00:09:47,745 --> 00:09:48,609 - Touch it. -No. 143 00:09:48,847 --> 00:09:50,712 -Oh, come on, squeeze it. -No! 144 00:09:50,915 --> 00:09:51,882 Rub it? 145 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:54,779 Oh, come on! Would you just grab my ass? 146 00:10:02,327 --> 00:10:05,728 Wow! Look at that! The car is on fire... 147 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:08,990 ...yet somehow its expensive paint job... 148 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,499 ...is protected by the Miracle Wax. 149 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,737 You've got a Cheeto on your face, man. 150 00:10:27,986 --> 00:10:30,682 Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel? 151 00:10:30,955 --> 00:10:33,253 That was 14 hours ago. 152 00:10:33,253 --> 00:10:38,253 We gonna set a clock on this scene. 153 00:10:39,459 --> 00:10:40,426 So how'd it go? 154 00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:45,928 Have you ever been, you know, fooling around with a girl... 155 00:10:46,432 --> 00:10:48,195 ...and she started laughing? 156 00:10:50,603 --> 00:10:52,002 But it was 1982... 157 00:10:52,272 --> 00:10:55,935 ...and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin. 158 00:10:59,112 --> 00:11:00,841 She laughed at you? 159 00:11:01,841 --> 00:11:04,841 It could be worse, could be naked. 160 00:11:10,047 --> 00:11:13,039 I've been wanting this since ninth grade typing. 161 00:11:13,284 --> 00:11:16,276 And I just want it to be perfect... 162 00:11:16,687 --> 00:11:18,484 ...and right and.... 163 00:11:19,857 --> 00:11:22,553 Why isn't that laser beam cutting through the paint? 164 00:11:23,294 --> 00:11:26,422 -It's the Miracle Wax! -lt certainly is a miracle. 165 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:28,528 Hi, you guys. 166 00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:33,401 Listen, I was thinking about.... 167 00:11:33,637 --> 00:11:35,036 Can you guys speak up? 168 00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:38,366 It's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice. 169 00:11:48,311 --> 00:11:52,373 I'm sorry about last night. I really want to make it up to you. 170 00:11:52,849 --> 00:11:55,379 There's no need to make it up 171 00:11:55,389 --> 00:11:56,413 How? 172 00:11:57,091 --> 00:12:01,050 Well, I was thinking maybe a romantic dinner... 173 00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:04,129 ...with candles and wine. 174 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:09,793 And then maybe going back to my place... 175 00:12:10,071 --> 00:12:11,629 ...for dessert. 176 00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:14,574 That sounds... 177 00:12:14,809 --> 00:12:16,071 ... perfect? 178 00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:25,149 What's this? 179 00:12:25,486 --> 00:12:27,681 Would you get us a couple of beers? 180 00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:35,629 I'm going to look into your eyes now. 181 00:12:35,864 --> 00:12:36,922 Really? 182 00:12:38,032 --> 00:12:38,964 That's my job. 183 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:41,632 All right. 184 00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:43,133 Look up. 185 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,461 Look down. 186 00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:48,198 Now, open your eyes and look down. 187 00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:49,970 That's right. 188 00:12:50,178 --> 00:12:52,043 Look into the light. 189 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,842 Now look at me. 190 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,228 Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes. 191 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,692 Good. They feel good. 192 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,157 In my head. 193 00:13:18,706 --> 00:13:21,300 -lt was great to see you. -You too. 194 00:13:22,377 --> 00:13:23,207 You too. 195 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,240 Goodbye. 196 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:32,750 Drops! 197 00:13:33,988 --> 00:13:35,546 Here, they're free. 198 00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:39,551 Thanks. 199 00:13:41,562 --> 00:13:42,824 I better be going. 200 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,760 Yeah, I'll see you later. 201 00:13:44,999 --> 00:13:46,330 Thanks again. 202 00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:03,243 We have to get you lazy boys out of these chairs. 203 00:14:06,955 --> 00:14:10,948 You should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. 204 00:14:11,526 --> 00:14:13,926 No. Inside good. 205 00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:17,595 Outside bad. 206 00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,526 You guys are so pathetic. 207 00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:22,258 Oh, Xanadu! 208 00:14:26,207 --> 00:14:28,437 She's one of us now. 209 00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:35,609 We just wanted to stop by and say good night. 210 00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:37,216 Good night. 211 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,117 They won't even turn their heads. 212 00:14:40,321 --> 00:14:43,256 All right, you guys. I'm taking off my shirt. 213 00:14:49,163 --> 00:14:50,926 She's lying. 214 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:56,603 Stop sending food to our apartment! 215 00:14:58,139 --> 00:14:59,470 Why are you dressed up? 216 00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:01,505 You're not the only one with a date. 217 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,210 -What? You have a date? Who with? -No one. 218 00:15:04,412 --> 00:15:05,811 Come on, what's his name? 219 00:15:06,214 --> 00:15:07,146 Nothing. 220 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,280 Come on, tell me. 221 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,784 All right, but I'm very excited about this, okay? 222 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:16,013 So promise you won't get big-brothery and judgmental. 223 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,587 I promise. What? 224 00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:20,293 -It's Richard Burke. -Who's Richard Burke? 225 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,859 Dr. Burke? 226 00:15:23,097 --> 00:15:26,260 You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why? Why? Why... 227 00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,969 ...should that bother me? 228 00:15:29,203 --> 00:15:31,000 I love that man. He's like a... 229 00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:33,503 ...a brother to Dad. 230 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,203 -Here we go. -I know, I think it's great that he looks like 50. 231 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:45,503 It's insperation to a man almost retired all over the world. 232 00:15:46,342 --> 00:15:51,279 He is the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest man I've ever been with. 233 00:15:51,514 --> 00:15:52,674 Dr. Burke is sexy? 234 00:15:52,882 --> 00:15:55,612 Oh, God! Absolutely! 235 00:15:57,486 --> 00:15:58,384 Damn! 236 00:15:58,988 --> 00:16:01,047 It's the museum again. Can l? 237 00:16:02,558 --> 00:16:04,992 -Dr. Burke kissed me once. -When? 238 00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:09,324 When I was 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house... 239 00:16:09,532 --> 00:16:13,229 ...and to stop me from crying, he kissed me right here. 240 00:16:13,536 --> 00:16:15,527 -Oh, you are so lucky! -I know. 241 00:16:16,739 --> 00:16:20,539 Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display. 242 00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:26,871 No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect. 243 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,142 Well, maybe he was nervous. 244 00:16:36,325 --> 00:16:38,725 Oh, look! I can't believe this! 245 00:16:38,994 --> 00:16:43,090 Homo habilis can't use tools yet, and they've got him with clay pots? 246 00:16:43,365 --> 00:16:45,890 Why don't they just give him a microwave? 247 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:49,890 Clearly, they don't have a place to plug in. 248 00:16:55,803 --> 00:16:57,964 I'm sorry this is taking so long. 249 00:16:58,172 --> 00:17:01,198 It's longer than I expected. We will have dinner. 250 00:17:01,442 --> 00:17:02,374 That's okay. 251 00:17:02,609 --> 00:17:04,042 Karl! 252 00:17:06,313 --> 00:17:07,940 Oh, God. 253 00:17:20,661 --> 00:17:23,357 -Wow! Is that Michelle? -Yep. 254 00:17:23,664 --> 00:17:26,189 I've not seen her since high-school graduation. 255 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:29,402 Oh, my God, that night she got so dru 256 00:17:31,872 --> 00:17:33,169 Emotional. 257 00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:35,875 You know, she's having another baby. 258 00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:40,069 -I thought she just had one. -No, no. Henry's almost 2. 259 00:17:40,347 --> 00:17:43,805 And he's talking and everything. Here. 260 00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:48,385 The other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. 261 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,922 In all fairness, his other grandpa's a drunk, but still.... 262 00:17:54,828 --> 00:17:56,523 You're a grandpa. 263 00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:07,769 Are we nuts here? 264 00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:10,708 I don't know. Maybe. 265 00:18:11,345 --> 00:18:15,076 I mean, I'm dating a man whose pool I once peed in. 266 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,607 I didn't need to know that. 267 00:18:18,786 --> 00:18:21,118 I guess 21 years is a lot. 268 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:26,355 I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you. 269 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:39,271 So maybe we should just.... 270 00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:43,141 Maybe.... 271 00:18:47,447 --> 00:18:48,436 Wow. 272 00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:52,479 This really sucks. 273 00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:55,118 Yeah, it sure does. 274 00:19:12,773 --> 00:19:16,004 We don't really have to decide anything right now, do we? 275 00:19:16,243 --> 00:19:18,905 No, there's no rush or anything. 276 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:23,472 -Pizza delivery! -Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys! 277 00:19:28,155 --> 00:19:29,520 I'm done. 278 00:19:30,324 --> 00:19:33,350 Yeah, well, you know what? So is Sorentino's. 279 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:37,025 I'm sorry. Why don't we find someplace else? 280 00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:40,665 It's late. Everything will be closed. We'll do it another night. 281 00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:42,267 No, no, we won't. 282 00:19:42,502 --> 00:19:43,662 We won't? 283 00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:45,800 Come on. 284 00:19:46,473 --> 00:19:48,373 Okay, that's dead, right? 285 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,269 What are we doing? 286 00:19:52,512 --> 00:19:56,004 -Do you want Cranapple or Cran-Grape? -Grape. 287 00:19:58,318 --> 00:19:59,842 Okay, now... 288 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,212 ...sit. 289 00:20:05,993 --> 00:20:08,188 Oh, my God! 290 00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:12,687 Billions of years ago, Earth was only 291 00:20:14,701 --> 00:20:15,725 Sorry. 292 00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:22,906 So what are we looking at? 293 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:27,643 Well, you see that little cluster of stars next to the big one? 294 00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:30,577 That is Ursa Major. 295 00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:33,978 -Really? -No idea. It could be. 296 00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:39,658 Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. 297 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,891 Oh, that's okay. 298 00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:43,992 You were worth the wait. 299 00:20:45,098 --> 00:20:47,328 And I don't just mean tonight. 300 00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:58,204 You're not laughing. 301 00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:01,509 This time it's not so funny. 302 00:21:34,581 --> 00:21:35,479 Oh, God! 303 00:21:37,217 --> 00:21:38,377 Honey? 304 00:21:38,618 --> 00:21:40,643 That's okay. 305 00:21:41,221 --> 00:21:42,153 What? 306 00:21:43,223 --> 00:21:46,158 Oh, no. You just rolled over the juice box. 307 00:21:54,568 --> 00:21:56,229 Thank God! 308 00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:27,426 Hey, you. 309 00:22:33,774 --> 00:22:36,607 I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. 310 00:22:37,044 --> 00:22:39,205 I know. It is pretty unbel 311 00:22:41,782 --> 00:22:43,682 We're not alone. 312 00:23:11,609 --> 00:23:13,634 Is that the fire alarm? 313 00:23:18,650 --> 00:23:21,346 It's not warm yet. We still have time. 314 00:23:22,687 --> 00:23:25,155 -Cool. -Yeah, yeah. Cool!