Friends Season 2 Episode 18

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​1 00:00:03,168 --> 00:00:07,768 -It's not fair. It's my money. -I know, but it's what Bread wanted. 2 00:00:08,168 --> 00:00:10,836 -Ok, which one is she? -That's Bread's widow. 3 00:00:11,068 --> 00:00:14,068 -Why she didn't upset? -Because she just find out and cut the wire. 4 00:00:15,068 --> 00:00:23,068 -Didn't she find out she can't define the money. -No. 5 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:29,037 -Oh, Drake. -I'm sorry, Amber. 6 00:00:29,271 --> 00:00:31,831 It's like Brad to have to have the last word. 7 00:00:32,842 --> 00:00:34,400 Sorry I'm late. What happened? 8 00:00:34,677 --> 00:00:35,769 We wanna see the end. 9 00:00:36,178 --> 00:00:37,440 I want you, Drake. 10 00:00:37,713 --> 00:00:38,873 I know you do. 11 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:41,242 But we can never be together that way. 12 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:42,781 What? 13 00:00:43,019 --> 00:00:45,044 There's something I never told you. 14 00:00:45,287 --> 00:00:48,085 I'm actually your half-brother. 15 00:00:53,529 --> 00:00:54,962 So what happens next? 16 00:00:55,364 --> 00:00:58,663 I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. 17 00:00:58,868 --> 00:01:03,202 Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon... 18 00:01:04,407 --> 00:01:08,207 ...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big. 19 00:01:08,411 --> 00:01:10,242 But it's cursed. 20 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:11,776 So cool! 21 00:01:12,048 --> 00:01:13,811 God, that is good TV! 22 00:01:16,152 --> 00:01:18,211 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies 23 00:02:03,565 --> 00:02:05,294 Pheebs, play with me! 24 00:02:06,634 --> 00:02:07,999 This game is grotesque! 25 00:02:08,236 --> 00:02:12,138 Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... 26 00:02:12,474 --> 00:02:15,466 ...forced to play soccer forever? 27 00:02:15,977 --> 00:02:18,070 Hello? Human rights violation! 28 00:02:18,947 --> 00:02:21,108 Don't feel so bad. After playing... 29 00:02:21,316 --> 00:02:25,275 ...I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time. 30 00:02:26,821 --> 00:02:29,016 Why don't you play with your roommate? 31 00:02:30,658 --> 00:02:32,626 He's not a big fan of foosball. 32 00:02:32,827 --> 00:02:35,591 Are we not getting along with the new boy? 33 00:02:35,797 --> 00:02:39,699 No, he's all right. He spends most of his time in his room. 34 00:02:39,968 --> 00:02:42,436 That's because you haven't gotten to know him. 35 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:44,262 Let's remedy that, shall we? 36 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,674 -We don't need to. -lt'll be fun! 37 00:02:50,111 --> 00:02:50,941 What was that? 38 00:02:52,814 --> 00:02:56,682 I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. 39 00:02:57,185 --> 00:02:58,049 All right. 40 00:02:58,286 --> 00:02:59,947 Oh, good! Okay. 41 00:03:00,155 --> 00:03:04,649 Oh, no! I have to go, because I'm late for... 42 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,986 ... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. 43 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,832 Tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train." 44 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,661 -Have fun! Bye! -That was so lame. 45 00:03:14,869 --> 00:03:16,200 I know. 46 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:18,470 Okay, talk to him. 47 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:27,247 So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? 48 00:03:30,385 --> 00:03:32,819 That's good. So who broke up with who? 49 00:03:33,054 --> 00:03:34,146 I broke up with her. 50 00:03:34,389 --> 00:03:37,916 She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. 51 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,659 When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is.... 52 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,529 It's not Sean Penn. 53 00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:48,867 I got a funny one. 54 00:03:50,036 --> 00:03:53,597 My last girlfriend, Tilly. We're eating breakfast, right? 55 00:03:53,807 --> 00:03:56,207 I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes. 56 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:59,470 All of a sudden, she turns to me and says, "Eddie... 57 00:03:59,713 --> 00:04:01,613 ... I don't wanna see you anymore." 58 00:04:01,882 --> 00:04:04,749 It was literally like she had reached into my chest... 59 00:04:04,985 --> 00:04:08,318 ... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! 60 00:04:09,556 --> 00:04:12,423 There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling. 61 00:04:12,659 --> 00:04:16,390 I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop! 62 00:04:20,734 --> 00:04:22,725 That wasn't such a funny story. 63 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,807 And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I can 64 00:04:30,077 --> 00:04:32,409 And the rest of the rats Played maracas 65 00:04:35,082 --> 00:04:37,277 That's it! Thanks! Good night. 66 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:41,147 Phoebe's got another job, right? 67 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,253 Great set tonight, Pheebs. 68 00:04:44,459 --> 00:04:45,619 I know. 69 00:04:46,627 --> 00:04:47,958 We should get going. 70 00:04:48,696 --> 00:04:51,494 We should too. I've got patients at 8 in the morning. 71 00:04:51,699 --> 00:04:53,963 You know how we always stay at your apartment? 72 00:04:54,202 --> 00:04:56,432 I thought tonight we'd stay at my place. 73 00:04:56,971 --> 00:04:59,132 I don't know. I don't have my jammies. 74 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:02,005 You don't need them. 75 00:05:02,543 --> 00:05:05,103 My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen. 76 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:07,974 Shut up. I'm happy. 77 00:05:10,051 --> 00:05:12,849 Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech. 78 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:18,185 Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot... 79 00:05:20,561 --> 00:05:22,722 ...I like you the best. 80 00:05:23,397 --> 00:05:26,059 Thank you, Pheebs. That's very sweet. 81 00:05:26,634 --> 00:05:27,726 You hear that? 82 00:05:28,035 --> 00:05:31,493 She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. 83 00:05:33,307 --> 00:05:34,399 Not a lot. 84 00:05:34,675 --> 00:05:37,143 Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy. 85 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,677 Phoebe's dead. 86 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,379 I'm looking for Eddie Manoick. 87 00:05:50,024 --> 00:05:52,254 He's not here right now. I'm Chandler. 88 00:05:52,527 --> 00:05:55,360 Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank? 89 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:56,723 Thanks. 90 00:05:57,265 --> 00:05:58,596 Come on in. 91 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,058 I'm Tilly. 92 00:06:06,507 --> 00:06:09,169 I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me. 93 00:06:09,377 --> 00:06:12,210 Yeah, your name came up... 94 00:06:12,446 --> 00:06:15,938 ...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul. 95 00:06:17,351 --> 00:06:18,716 He's kind of intense. 96 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,718 Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little... 97 00:06:21,956 --> 00:06:22,854 A little what? 98 00:06:23,057 --> 00:06:24,581 ...bit country? 99 00:06:27,581 --> 00:06:30,581 You know, a little rock and roll. 100 00:06:32,995 --> 00:06:34,360 Come on in, you roomie! 101 00:06:35,564 --> 00:06:36,895 Hello, Tilly. 102 00:06:37,099 --> 00:06:39,533 Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank. 103 00:06:40,035 --> 00:06:41,935 That was very thoughtful of you. 104 00:06:42,171 --> 00:06:43,661 It's very thoughtful. 105 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:49,534 Well, okay then. 106 00:06:50,246 --> 00:06:52,214 I'm gonna go. Bye. 107 00:06:56,685 --> 00:06:57,777 So we getting a fish? 108 00:06:58,587 --> 00:06:59,747 You had sex with her. 109 00:07:04,059 --> 00:07:05,686 Check it out, check it out! 110 00:07:05,928 --> 00:07:10,058 Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests! 111 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:14,024 Page 42! Page 42! 112 00:07:16,071 --> 00:07:19,802 "New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani." 113 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:21,737 Cool picture! 114 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:23,972 Oh, I look good. 115 00:07:25,648 --> 00:07:28,981 Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? 116 00:07:29,618 --> 00:07:31,108 Well, kind of, yeah. 117 00:07:32,421 --> 00:07:35,322 Remember last week when Alex was in the accident? 118 00:07:35,557 --> 00:07:37,354 The line in the script was... 119 00:07:37,559 --> 00:07:40,995 ... "If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die." 120 00:07:41,297 --> 00:07:44,266 But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital... 121 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:46,400 ...she's not gonna live." 122 00:07:48,003 --> 00:07:51,461 Oh, okay. I see what you did there. 123 00:07:54,009 --> 00:07:58,002 Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this? 124 00:07:59,748 --> 00:08:04,082 I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. 125 00:08:06,989 --> 00:08:08,354 But you know what? 126 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:11,991 This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... 127 00:08:12,261 --> 00:08:15,924 ...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? 128 00:08:17,433 --> 00:08:19,458 Makes up most of his lines. 129 00:08:19,668 --> 00:08:20,930 Son of a.... 130 00:08:23,872 --> 00:08:25,669 Write this, jerk-weed. 131 00:08:25,874 --> 00:08:27,603 I fall down an elevator shaft? 132 00:08:27,843 --> 00:08:30,812 What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? 133 00:08:31,013 --> 00:08:34,471 I don't know. I just bring the scripts. 134 00:08:36,018 --> 00:08:39,454 They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son! 135 00:08:39,788 --> 00:08:41,346 Right. 136 00:08:42,691 --> 00:08:43,658 Could you sign? 137 00:08:43,892 --> 00:08:46,827 No! No way! I'm not signing that! 138 00:08:47,029 --> 00:08:50,294 I don't think that will affect the plot of the show. 139 00:08:51,533 --> 00:08:53,728 How can they do this to me? 140 00:08:56,705 --> 00:08:59,071 All right, I'm just gonna go. 141 00:08:59,842 --> 00:09:00,866 Sorry. 142 00:09:07,149 --> 00:09:09,208 Well, it wasn't that many guys. 143 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:12,353 If you consider how many guys there actually are... 144 00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:14,552 ...it's a very small percentage. 145 00:09:15,324 --> 00:09:18,054 It's not that big a deal. I was just curious. 146 00:09:18,327 --> 00:09:19,988 -Good night. -Good night, Richard. 147 00:09:20,229 --> 00:09:22,060 Good luck, Mon. 148 00:09:22,264 --> 00:09:26,530 Before I tell you, you tell me how many women you've been with. 149 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:29,569 Two. 150 00:09:30,005 --> 00:09:32,166 Two? Two? 151 00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:35,402 How is that possible? I mean... 152 00:09:35,611 --> 00:09:37,704 ... have you seen you? 153 00:09:39,848 --> 00:09:41,213 I mean, what can I say? 154 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:45,614 I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart. 155 00:09:45,854 --> 00:09:47,788 Now you. That's two. 156 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,947 Two it is. 157 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:53,223 Time for bed. I'm gonna brush my teeth. 158 00:09:54,296 --> 00:09:55,957 No, wait a minute now! 159 00:09:56,198 --> 00:09:57,927 Come on, it's your turn. 160 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,963 Oh, come on! 161 00:10:01,236 --> 00:10:04,933 You know, I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark. 162 00:10:06,442 --> 00:10:09,468 Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark. 163 00:10:14,283 --> 00:10:16,649 I am so glad I'm not Monica right now. 164 00:10:16,952 --> 00:10:18,613 Tell me about it. 165 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:21,447 So what's your magic number? 166 00:10:24,259 --> 00:10:28,559 Come on, you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. 167 00:10:29,131 --> 00:10:31,497 Well, there's you. 168 00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,730 Better not be doing these in order. 169 00:10:36,138 --> 00:10:39,301 Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny. 170 00:10:39,842 --> 00:10:40,968 Barry. 171 00:10:42,277 --> 00:10:43,107 Paolo. 172 00:10:43,445 --> 00:10:46,471 Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie. 173 00:10:48,317 --> 00:10:51,912 Honey, are you jealous of Paolo? 174 00:10:52,154 --> 00:10:55,749 I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him. 175 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:57,983 -Really? -Oh, please! 176 00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:01,252 That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. 177 00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:05,157 All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex. 178 00:11:09,271 --> 00:11:14,004 Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head. 179 00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:17,440 I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. 180 00:11:17,646 --> 00:11:20,877 That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. 181 00:11:21,183 --> 00:11:24,277 This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes... 182 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,681 ...dropped off a fish tank and left! 183 00:11:27,022 --> 00:11:27,886 Where's Buddy? 184 00:11:28,457 --> 00:11:29,287 Buddy? 185 00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:31,156 My fish, Buddy. 186 00:11:32,227 --> 00:11:34,491 There was no fish when she dropped it off. 187 00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:36,391 This is unbelievable! 188 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:41,125 You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... 189 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:43,304 ...then you kill my fish? My Buddy? 190 00:11:43,705 --> 00:11:45,332 I didn't kill your fish! 191 00:11:45,641 --> 00:11:47,370 Look, Eddie 192 00:11:50,812 --> 00:11:53,007 Would you look at what I'm doing? 193 00:11:53,549 --> 00:11:55,016 Now that can't be smart. 194 00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:01,579 So we're just gonna take this guy right off you... 195 00:12:01,823 --> 00:12:04,314 ...and put him here in Mr. Pocket. 196 00:12:06,395 --> 00:12:07,692 Tangelo? 197 00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:21,233 That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? 198 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:23,569 Well, that's not bad at all. 199 00:12:23,812 --> 00:12:26,508 You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet. 200 00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:28,974 You're okay with it? 201 00:12:29,184 --> 00:12:30,913 Oh, honey, I'm fine. 202 00:12:35,657 --> 00:12:37,488 Okay, about that two. 203 00:12:37,926 --> 00:12:38,984 What? 204 00:12:39,194 --> 00:12:40,183 All right. 205 00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:42,255 What about my two? 206 00:12:42,464 --> 00:12:45,126 It just seems like a really small number. 207 00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:46,358 Right. 208 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:51,806 Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow? 209 00:12:52,508 --> 00:12:56,808 Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat? 210 00:12:57,713 --> 00:12:59,476 Honey, you are not an oat. 211 00:12:59,682 --> 00:13:03,482 I don't know, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. 212 00:13:03,686 --> 00:13:05,654 I've only slept with women I love. 213 00:13:06,255 --> 00:13:08,018 You've only slept with two people. 214 00:13:13,028 --> 00:13:14,017 Right. 215 00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:24,096 You know I love you too, right? 216 00:13:25,007 --> 00:13:26,668 Now I do. 217 00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:35,108 Ross, please listen to me. 218 00:13:35,351 --> 00:13:38,343 You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. 219 00:13:38,587 --> 00:13:41,613 You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh. 220 00:13:41,924 --> 00:13:44,358 If I make you laugh, here's an idea. 221 00:13:44,593 --> 00:13:46,686 Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack... 222 00:13:46,929 --> 00:13:49,955 ...and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes! 223 00:13:53,469 --> 00:13:56,529 What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was 224 00:13:56,772 --> 00:13:57,932 "Animal sex"? 225 00:14:01,276 --> 00:14:02,937 So what are you saying? 226 00:14:03,212 --> 00:14:06,113 There's nothing between us "animal" at all? 227 00:14:06,382 --> 00:14:10,250 There's not even, like, a little animal? 228 00:14:10,486 --> 00:14:12,078 Not even, like... 229 00:14:12,454 --> 00:14:13,716 ...chipmunk sex? 230 00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:20,223 Try to hear me, okay? 231 00:14:20,462 --> 00:14:22,555 I'm not gonna lie to you. 232 00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:26,464 -lt was good with Paolo. -Knock-knock. 233 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,672 But what you and I have is so much better. 234 00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:36,274 We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. 235 00:14:36,478 --> 00:14:37,945 You know? I swear. 236 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,273 This is the best... 237 00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:43,178 ... I have ever had. 238 00:14:44,853 --> 00:14:45,683 Until now. 239 00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:55,920 Richard told me he loved me. 240 00:14:56,198 --> 00:14:57,256 -Oh, my God! -I know! 241 00:14:57,499 --> 00:14:58,830 Honey, that's great! 242 00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:00,262 I know! 243 00:15:00,469 --> 00:15:02,164 -I just can't find -Top drawer. 244 00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:05,033 -Hurry. -Why? You need one too? 245 00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:08,942 Found them! 246 00:15:13,615 --> 00:15:14,513 There's only one. 247 00:15:17,853 --> 00:15:21,721 We'll be right there. We're just trying to decide something. 248 00:15:39,842 --> 00:15:43,209 -They're trying to decide something. -Good. Good, good. 249 00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:53,749 So was your mustache Did it used to be different? 250 00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:03,855 How do you, you know, keep it so neat? 251 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:06,698 I have a comb. 252 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:13,371 -What is that? -A mustache comb. 253 00:16:13,575 --> 00:16:14,906 Thank you. 254 00:16:16,278 --> 00:16:20,112 Okay, I will do your laundry for one month. 255 00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:24,345 I will, I will, I will.... 256 00:16:24,553 --> 00:16:27,215 I will clean the apartment for two months. 257 00:16:27,456 --> 00:16:31,722 I'll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. 258 00:16:41,537 --> 00:16:43,095 So were you in Nam? 259 00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:53,095 We are both adults here. We must got some way to solve this. 260 00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:55,938 -Rock, paper, scissors? -Gotcha. 261 00:16:56,546 --> 00:16:58,275 One, two, three. 262 00:16:58,548 --> 00:17:00,038 Yes! 263 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,577 Fine. Go have sex. 264 00:17:06,055 --> 00:17:08,421 No! You have got it completely wrong! 265 00:17:08,624 --> 00:17:11,491 John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs. 266 00:17:11,727 --> 00:17:14,594 Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs. 267 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:18,960 You've got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight 268 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,999 -Honey? -What? 269 00:17:29,612 --> 00:17:30,442 Shall we? 270 00:17:30,646 --> 00:17:32,079 It's not gonna happen. 271 00:17:32,348 --> 00:17:35,613 They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. 272 00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:41,853 In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand.... 273 00:17:45,628 --> 00:17:47,425 So when I woke up this morning... 274 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:50,758 ... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes! 275 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,099 Why? 276 00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:56,169 He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish. 277 00:17:56,439 --> 00:17:58,202 Why would you kill his fish? 278 00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:04,272 Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... 279 00:18:04,513 --> 00:18:06,879 ...you have to kill a fish. 280 00:18:09,018 --> 00:18:10,383 Chandler, honey... 281 00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:11,779 ... I'm sorry. 282 00:18:11,988 --> 00:18:14,320 Can we watch Joey's show now, please? 283 00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:16,347 Wait. He's not here yet. 284 00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:18,117 He knows what happens. 285 00:18:20,062 --> 00:18:22,530 I'm fine about my problem now, by the way. 286 00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:26,963 Amber... 287 00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:30,003 ...I'll always be there for you... 288 00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:32,367 ...as a friend and as your brother. 289 00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:34,499 Oh, Drake. 290 00:18:35,211 --> 00:18:36,508 Hard day, huh? 291 00:18:36,746 --> 00:18:39,214 First the medical award, now this? 292 00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:41,980 Some guys are just lucky, I guess. 293 00:18:43,219 --> 00:18:46,382 Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor Emergency stat. 294 00:18:48,691 --> 00:18:49,715 Well, then... 295 00:18:50,926 --> 00:18:52,655 ... I guess that's me. 296 00:18:55,097 --> 00:18:58,999 Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall? 297 00:18:59,835 --> 00:19:01,735 They only said you. 298 00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:06,531 Oh, okay. All right. 299 00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:07,706 I love you. 300 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,335 Yeah, whatever. 301 00:19:10,746 --> 00:19:11,770 Oh, no! 302 00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:13,345 Drake, look out! 303 00:19:17,953 --> 00:19:20,251 -Did they just kill off Joey? -No! 304 00:19:22,725 --> 00:19:24,420 Now maybe. 305 00:19:25,961 --> 00:19:29,055 Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you! 306 00:19:29,265 --> 00:19:30,698 I don't feel like talking! 307 00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:32,696 Come on! We care about you. 308 00:19:33,035 --> 00:19:37,131 -We're worried about you. -And some of us really have to pee! 309 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,800 I'm sorry, Joey. 310 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:48,416 Listen, sorry about your death. That really sucks. 311 00:19:49,118 --> 00:19:52,417 -We came over as soon as we saw. -How could you not tell us? 312 00:19:52,621 --> 00:19:56,421 I don't know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out. 313 00:19:57,827 --> 00:20:00,921 Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back. 314 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:06,265 They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in... 315 00:20:06,502 --> 00:20:10,097 ...that the only doctor who could've saved me was me. 316 00:20:11,907 --> 00:20:14,137 It's supposed to be some kind of irony. 317 00:20:16,112 --> 00:20:17,807 But Joey, you're gonna be fine. 318 00:20:18,013 --> 00:20:21,449 You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera. 319 00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:24,813 This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 320 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,682 Yes! I was going to incorporate that. 321 00:20:29,158 --> 00:20:32,252 Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say. 322 00:20:33,863 --> 00:20:37,321 I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. 323 00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:40,362 What? To me, that's nice. 324 00:20:41,837 --> 00:20:43,771 It'll be okay. You know that. 325 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,000 No, I don't. 326 00:20:47,309 --> 00:20:50,642 It's like you work your whole life for something... 327 00:20:50,846 --> 00:20:52,973 ...and you think that when you get it... 328 00:20:53,215 --> 00:20:55,547 ...it'll never be as good as you thought. 329 00:20:55,818 --> 00:20:57,513 But this so was. 330 00:20:57,953 --> 00:20:59,477 It changed everything. 331 00:20:59,722 --> 00:21:02,885 Like, the other day, I got this credit card application... 332 00:21:03,192 --> 00:21:05,456 ...and I was pre-approved! 333 00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:11,364 I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life! 334 00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:13,125 I'm sorry, man. 335 00:21:13,335 --> 00:21:16,634 I don't know if this'll mean anything to you... 336 00:21:16,839 --> 00:21:19,467 ... but you'll always be pre-approved with us. 337 00:21:20,743 --> 00:21:22,404 That means nothing to me. 338 00:21:29,985 --> 00:21:31,816 Pecan sandy? Just made them. 339 00:21:33,489 --> 00:21:34,854 Yeah, all right. 340 00:21:36,558 --> 00:21:37,490 Are these raisins? 341 00:21:38,961 --> 00:21:39,791 Sure, why not? 342 00:21:47,202 --> 00:21:48,533 Listen, Eddie. 343 00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:52,640 I've been thinking about our living situation. 344 00:21:53,809 --> 00:21:54,741 Why are you smiling? 345 00:21:55,177 --> 00:21:58,340 I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishy. 346 00:21:59,081 --> 00:22:00,412 I named him... 347 00:22:00,649 --> 00:22:03,174 ... Chandler, you know, after you. 348 00:22:12,361 --> 00:22:15,091 Well, that's not even a real fish. 349 00:22:16,431 --> 00:22:18,865 No, that's a Goldfish cracker. 350 00:22:20,736 --> 00:22:22,397 So what's your point, man? 351 00:22:26,575 --> 00:22:28,440 Okay, good night. 352 00:22:29,378 --> 00:22:31,778 You big freak of nature! 353 00:22:58,207 --> 00:23:00,402 -Brisk tonight. -Oh, man. 354 00:23:01,443 --> 00:23:03,934 -Let's never speak of this. -You got it.