Friends Season 2 Episode 6

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1 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:04,033 Who the winny-binny boy? 2 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:09,035 You the winny-winny-binny-binny boy! 3 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,736 Don't cry. 4 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:15,039 Don't cry. 5 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,082 Why is he still crying? 6 00:00:19,082 --> 00:00:24,082 Don't worry. Nothing can't be solved by happy keys. 7 00:00:24,082 --> 00:00:29,082 yeah, I was feel much better when someone shaked Jacks medal in my face. 8 00:00:31,319 --> 00:00:33,378 Let me hold him for a sec. 9 00:00:33,588 --> 00:00:34,953 Here we go. 10 00:00:36,291 --> 00:00:37,155 There we are. 11 00:00:38,994 --> 00:00:40,120 Maybe it's me. 12 00:00:40,462 --> 00:00:44,330 Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants. 13 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:47,261 You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. 14 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:50,995 Lovely girl. Kind of moody. 15 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,637 There we go, all better. 16 00:00:54,242 --> 00:00:56,233 There's my little boy. 17 00:01:02,684 --> 00:01:04,982 Can I see something? 18 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:19,665 Cool! 19 00:01:19,868 --> 00:01:22,393 He hates me. My nephew hates me! 20 00:01:22,393 --> 00:01:24,604 I'm unemployed, and my nephew hates me! 21 00:01:24,604 --> 00:01:27,866 Stop, don't do this. You are just unemployed. 22 00:01:30,105 --> 00:01:32,801 What if my own baby hates me? What do I do then? 23 00:01:33,008 --> 00:01:34,532 Monica, stop! This is nuts. 24 00:01:34,843 --> 00:01:38,779 Do you know how long it'll be before you have to deal with this problem? 25 00:01:39,648 --> 00:01:42,276 You don't even have a boyfriend yet. 26 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,850 Joey, she does not look fat. 27 00:01:48,057 --> 00:01:50,116 The One With the Baby on the Bus 28 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,836 Here you go. 29 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,241 Goo, goo, goo! 30 00:02:44,447 --> 00:02:47,348 That is so funny! Let me see that a sec. 31 00:02:54,958 --> 00:02:55,788 You okay? 32 00:02:56,026 --> 00:02:57,288 I don't know. 33 00:02:59,462 --> 00:03:01,020 What's in this pie? 34 00:03:01,231 --> 00:03:04,928 I don't know. Butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi 35 00:03:05,135 --> 00:03:07,296 Kiwi? Kiwi?! 36 00:03:08,038 --> 00:03:09,471 You said it was a key lime pie. 37 00:03:09,706 --> 00:03:13,608 No, I didn't. I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special. 38 00:03:13,877 --> 00:03:15,868 That's what's gonna kill me. 39 00:03:17,814 --> 00:03:19,145 I'm allergic to kiwi. 40 00:03:19,716 --> 00:03:23,379 No, you're not. You're allergic to lobster and peanuts and 41 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:26,884 Oh, my God! 42 00:03:27,090 --> 00:03:28,887 It's definitely getting worse. 43 00:03:29,726 --> 00:03:31,318 Is your tongue swelling up? 44 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:34,423 Either that or my mouth is getting smaller! 45 00:03:35,231 --> 00:03:37,426 Get your coat. We're going to the hospital. 46 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,898 -Will he be okay? -He's gotta get a shot. 47 00:03:40,103 --> 00:03:43,470 You know, actually, it's getting better. It is. 48 00:03:43,673 --> 00:03:46,073 Let's not go. Anyone up for Scrabble? 49 00:03:47,243 --> 00:03:49,006 Jacket, now! 50 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:52,677 What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to the hospital. 51 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,110 We'll watch him. 52 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,009 I don't think so. 53 00:03:58,288 --> 00:04:02,588 I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. 54 00:04:03,093 --> 00:04:05,027 Come on, we want to do it. Don't we? 55 00:04:05,261 --> 00:04:07,354 I was gonna play basketball... 56 00:04:07,597 --> 00:04:09,497 ... but I guess that's out the window. 57 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:13,794 If you take him out for a walk, remember to bring his hat. 58 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,801 There's milk in the refrigerator and diapers in the bag. 59 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,473 Hat, milk.... 60 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:19,505 Got it! 61 00:04:29,052 --> 00:04:30,451 Consider it done! 62 00:04:30,954 --> 00:04:31,784 You understood? 63 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:34,888 My uncle Sal has a really big tongue. 64 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,055 Is he the one with the beautiful wife? 65 00:04:45,101 --> 00:04:48,537 You want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? 66 00:04:48,772 --> 00:04:51,297 I wrote it this morning in the shower. 67 00:04:53,610 --> 00:04:58,070 I'm in the shower And I'm writing a song 68 00:04:58,648 --> 00:05:02,379 Stop me if you've heard it 69 00:05:04,754 --> 00:05:08,554 My skin is soapy and my hair is wet 70 00:05:08,792 --> 00:05:12,956 And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget 71 00:05:16,766 --> 00:05:20,896 Rachel, sweetheart, could I see you for a minute? 72 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:25,902 What's up? 73 00:05:26,476 --> 00:05:28,171 F Y I: 74 00:05:28,445 --> 00:05:32,643 I've decided to pay a professional musician to play here on Sundays. 75 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:36,979 Her name is Stephanie something. She's supposed to be very good. 76 00:05:37,187 --> 00:05:39,246 But what about Phoebe? 77 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:42,988 It's not that your friend is bad. 78 00:05:43,827 --> 00:05:45,920 It's that she's so bad... 79 00:05:47,497 --> 00:05:52,196 ...she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain... 80 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,096 ...and swirl it around. 81 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:58,606 Okay, so you're not a fan. 82 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:02,377 But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. 83 00:06:06,382 --> 00:06:07,872 I have to do this to her? 84 00:06:08,151 --> 00:06:10,210 Lather, rinse, repeat 85 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,648 And lather, rinse, repeat 86 00:06:12,856 --> 00:06:16,348 And lather, rinse, repeat 87 00:06:16,559 --> 00:06:18,288 As needed 88 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:26,628 We didn't bring enough stuff. 89 00:06:27,336 --> 00:06:29,861 Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil? 90 00:06:30,072 --> 00:06:31,972 I'm telling you, it'll be worth it. 91 00:06:32,575 --> 00:06:35,043 It's a known fact that women love babies. 92 00:06:35,244 --> 00:06:38,907 Women love guys who love babies. It's the sensitive thing. 93 00:06:39,915 --> 00:06:43,749 Aim him at that pack of babes. Maybe one of them will break away. 94 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:47,719 Wait, forget them. We got one. Hard left. 95 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,821 -Give me the baby. -No, I got him. 96 00:06:50,059 --> 00:06:51,219 Come on, seriously. 97 00:06:51,427 --> 00:06:53,361 Oh, seriously, you want him? 98 00:06:58,034 --> 00:06:59,592 Who is this little cutie-pie? 99 00:07:00,069 --> 00:07:02,731 Well, don't think me immodest, but... 100 00:07:02,938 --> 00:07:04,405 ... me. 101 00:07:05,841 --> 00:07:06,773 Want to smell him? 102 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:09,102 I assume we're talking about the baby? 103 00:07:11,781 --> 00:07:15,080 He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head. 104 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,184 My uterus just skipped a beat. 105 00:07:20,423 --> 00:07:21,583 What'd I tell you? 106 00:07:21,857 --> 00:07:23,347 It's great you're doing this. 107 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:25,727 Well, we are great guys. 108 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:29,055 My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt. 109 00:07:29,298 --> 00:07:31,732 What agency did you two go through? 110 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:37,930 But this is my gig. 111 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,607 This is where I play. 112 00:07:39,809 --> 00:07:42,300 My name is written out there in chalk. 113 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:45,275 You know, you can't just erase chalk. 114 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:49,878 Honey, I'm sorry. 115 00:07:50,152 --> 00:07:52,416 And he's going to be paying this woman? 116 00:07:52,621 --> 00:07:55,488 Why doesn't he just give her a throne and a crown? 117 00:07:55,758 --> 00:08:00,695 And, like, a gold stick with a ball on top? 118 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:05,125 Terry is a jerk! That's why we always say, "Terry's a jerk!" 119 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:07,801 That's where that came from. 120 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:13,064 You probably did everything you could. 121 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:18,269 You know what? Let me just see what else I could do. 122 00:08:21,117 --> 00:08:24,086 Just let her go on after Stephanie whatever her name is. 123 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,652 You won't be here. You don't pay her. 124 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:28,518 I don't know. 125 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,623 I'll clean the cappuccino machine! 126 00:08:30,826 --> 00:08:33,192 You don't clean the cappuccino machine? 127 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:37,628 Of course I clean it. 128 00:08:37,867 --> 00:08:40,597 I mean, I will clean it. 129 00:08:40,803 --> 00:08:42,361 I mean, I will clean it. 130 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,506 All right, fine, fine, fine! 131 00:08:50,513 --> 00:08:51,878 -Done. -Really? 132 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,638 Who's working for you, babe? 133 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:58,980 Oh, my God! This is so exciting! How much am I gonna get? 134 00:08:59,188 --> 00:09:00,212 What? 135 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:03,288 He's paying the people who were playing. 136 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:09,229 I meant, he's paying that other woman because she's a professional. 137 00:09:09,698 --> 00:09:12,633 I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid. 138 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,633 I'm sorry, no! 139 00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:20,372 No, I'm not some sloppy second, you know, charity band. 140 00:09:20,576 --> 00:09:23,067 There are thousands of places in this city... 141 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:26,041 ...where people would pay to hear me play. 142 00:09:26,248 --> 00:09:28,182 When I play, I play for me 143 00:09:28,384 --> 00:09:30,409 I don't need your charity 144 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,086 Thank you! 145 00:09:40,262 --> 00:09:43,595 I'm not getting a shot. Maybe they can take the needle... 146 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,496 ...and squirt it into my mouth. Like a squirt gun. 147 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:55,401 Hello there. I'm Dr. Carlin. 148 00:09:55,906 --> 00:09:59,569 I see someone's having a little allergic reaction. 149 00:09:59,844 --> 00:10:02,278 Doctor, can I see you for just a moment? 150 00:10:04,415 --> 00:10:08,181 My brother has a slight phobia about needles. 151 00:10:08,419 --> 00:10:11,252 Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea? 152 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:15,256 My brother, the Ph.D., would like to know... 153 00:10:15,459 --> 00:10:18,121 ...if there's any way to treat this orally? 154 00:10:18,929 --> 00:10:23,229 Under these circumstances, it has to be an injection, and it has to be now. 155 00:10:24,235 --> 00:10:25,429 So? 156 00:10:28,038 --> 00:10:31,769 Go and have a seat. The doctor says it's got to be a needle. 157 00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:36,743 You're just going to have to be brave. Can you do that for me? 158 00:10:39,817 --> 00:10:42,786 Oh, boy! You are doing so good. 159 00:10:44,555 --> 00:10:46,489 You want to squeeze my hand? 160 00:10:47,424 --> 00:10:49,449 Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. 161 00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:52,185 Honey, really. Don't squeeze it so hard! 162 00:10:52,396 --> 00:10:54,159 Let go of my hand! 163 00:10:57,768 --> 00:11:00,259 Good plan. Next time we want to pick up women... 164 00:11:00,504 --> 00:11:02,972 ...we should go to the park and make out. 165 00:11:03,474 --> 00:11:04,998 Taxi! Taxi! 166 00:11:07,244 --> 00:11:08,506 Look at that talent. 167 00:11:11,949 --> 00:11:14,008 Just practicing. You're good. 168 00:11:14,251 --> 00:11:15,479 Carry on. 169 00:11:16,186 --> 00:11:17,778 Wait, wait, wait! 170 00:11:18,422 --> 00:11:21,585 Hey, you. He's just adorable. 171 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:26,024 Can you tell him that? Because he thinks he looks too pink. 172 00:11:27,598 --> 00:11:30,965 -What are you guys out doing today? -We're not out. 173 00:11:32,603 --> 00:11:35,538 We're two heterosexual guys hanging with the son... 174 00:11:35,773 --> 00:11:40,301 ...of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straight-guy stuff. 175 00:11:41,378 --> 00:11:42,606 You done? 176 00:11:43,814 --> 00:11:44,838 There's our stop. 177 00:11:45,616 --> 00:11:48,210 Get out of here! This is our stop. 178 00:11:48,452 --> 00:11:50,317 You guys live around here too? 179 00:11:50,654 --> 00:11:53,452 We live in the building by the sidewalk. 180 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,192 You know it? 181 00:11:58,495 --> 00:12:02,556 Since we're neighbors, what do you say we get together for a drink? 182 00:12:07,504 --> 00:12:09,699 So you want to go to Markel's? 183 00:12:10,641 --> 00:12:12,165 Sure, they love us over there. 184 00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,072 Where's your baby? 185 00:12:20,089 --> 00:12:22,216 Ben! Ben! 186 00:12:22,691 --> 00:12:26,149 That's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord! 187 00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:27,862 Stop the bus! 188 00:12:36,972 --> 00:12:39,372 Are you sure he didn't break it? It's really hurt. 189 00:12:39,574 --> 00:12:42,737 No, it's just a good bone bruise. 190 00:12:43,645 --> 00:12:47,513 And right here is the puncture wound from your ring. 191 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,212 -I'm really sorry. -It's okay. 192 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:52,717 Sorry. 193 00:12:53,221 --> 00:12:56,679 Sorry! I got my S's back! 194 00:12:57,392 --> 00:13:00,020 Which we can celebrate later. 195 00:13:00,662 --> 00:13:02,721 Celebrate. Celebrate.... 196 00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:05,696 He was a double, double 197 00:13:05,901 --> 00:13:08,836 Double-jointed boy 198 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:14,531 So are you the professional guitar player? 199 00:13:15,077 --> 00:13:16,601 Yeah, I'm Stephanie. 200 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:21,113 Right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake. 201 00:13:23,852 --> 00:13:26,514 So how many chords do you know? 202 00:13:27,189 --> 00:13:29,555 -All of them. -So you know D? 203 00:13:31,693 --> 00:13:32,853 Do you know A-minor? 204 00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:38,524 Do you know how to go from D to A-minor? 205 00:13:42,871 --> 00:13:45,704 So does your guitar have a strap? 206 00:13:48,777 --> 00:13:49,903 Mine does. 207 00:13:53,715 --> 00:13:55,876 Stephanie knows all the chords 208 00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:00,284 Come on! Pick up, pick up! 209 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,617 Transit Authority? 210 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,087 I'm doing research for a book. 211 00:14:06,294 --> 00:14:10,924 I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus. 212 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,929 Yes, I realize that would be a stupid character. 213 00:14:15,137 --> 00:14:17,765 Here's the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus. 214 00:14:17,973 --> 00:14:21,409 It's white plastic and it fits onto a stroller. 215 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,441 And there was a baby in it. 216 00:14:24,813 --> 00:14:26,075 He wants to talk to you. 217 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:31,416 Everybody, let's give a warm Central Perk welcome to 218 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,453 Terry's a jerk And he won't let me work 219 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,590 And I hate Central Perk 220 00:14:41,263 --> 00:14:43,697 To Stephanie Schiffer! 221 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:53,264 I'd like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved. 222 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,771 Zachary 223 00:14:58,346 --> 00:15:01,144 Are all invited to bite me 224 00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:13,958 We're the guys that called about the baby! Is he here?! 225 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,388 He's here. 226 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,558 I assume one of you is the father. 227 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,303 -That's me. -I'm him. 228 00:15:24,906 --> 00:15:29,138 Actually, we're both the father. 229 00:15:38,053 --> 00:15:40,521 Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy. 230 00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:49,396 Please tell me you know which one is our baby. 231 00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:54,001 That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. 232 00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:56,261 And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. 233 00:15:56,505 --> 00:15:58,166 Or clowns. 234 00:16:00,008 --> 00:16:04,377 That one's Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth! 235 00:16:04,846 --> 00:16:07,508 Hey, Ben! Remember us? 236 00:16:08,283 --> 00:16:10,251 Okay, the mole came off. 237 00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:13,679 What are we gonna do? 238 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,721 We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. 239 00:16:16,925 --> 00:16:19,052 -Flip for the baby? -You got a better idea? 240 00:16:19,361 --> 00:16:21,261 All right, call it in the air. 241 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:23,856 Heads. 242 00:16:24,065 --> 00:16:25,293 Heads, it is. 243 00:16:28,303 --> 00:16:31,101 We have to assign heads to something! 244 00:16:32,207 --> 00:16:33,572 Right! 245 00:16:36,311 --> 00:16:40,042 Ducks is heads because ducks have heads. 246 00:16:44,619 --> 00:16:47,952 What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? 247 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:30,332 Just call me angel Of the morning, angel 248 00:17:30,568 --> 00:17:35,301 Just touch my cheek Before you leave me, baby 249 00:17:35,506 --> 00:17:38,634 Just call me angel Of the morning, angel 250 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:43,439 Then slowly turn away 251 00:17:45,182 --> 00:17:48,583 I won't beg you to stay 252 00:17:49,253 --> 00:17:51,687 With me 253 00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:49,362 Here. I thought you might be cold. 254 00:19:49,568 --> 00:19:50,796 Thank you. 255 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,141 Look at you! You did pretty well. 256 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:03,574 $8. 27. 257 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,483 But not really, because I put in the first two. 258 00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:12,085 Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel better. 259 00:20:12,658 --> 00:20:13,750 Do you? 260 00:20:15,695 --> 00:20:19,392 You know, this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me. 261 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:23,593 I don't know, when l sang "Su-su-suicide"... 262 00:20:25,004 --> 00:20:28,565 ... I got, like, $ 1. 75. 263 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,872 But then "Smelly Cat"? 264 00:20:32,745 --> 00:20:35,612 I got 25 cents and a condom. 265 00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:40,847 So, you know, now I just feel really bad for "Smelly Cat." 266 00:20:43,456 --> 00:20:47,552 Honey, I don't think everybody gets "Smelly Cat." 267 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:52,697 I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then whoosh! 268 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,132 But it's not even that, you know? 269 00:20:57,370 --> 00:21:00,203 I used to do my songs because it made me happy. 270 00:21:00,406 --> 00:21:04,308 Now it's just all about the money, you know? 271 00:21:06,979 --> 00:21:09,140 Well, people missed you in there. 272 00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:12,543 In fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat." 273 00:21:12,952 --> 00:21:14,419 Really? From who? 274 00:21:14,987 --> 00:21:16,249 Well, me. 275 00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:22,120 And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite. 276 00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:29,832 Did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? 277 00:21:33,606 --> 00:21:35,733 It's kind of an emergency. 278 00:21:36,976 --> 00:21:38,443 -Here you go. -Thanks a lot. 279 00:21:38,677 --> 00:21:40,907 Hey, Christine! I got it! 280 00:21:47,186 --> 00:21:50,087 I want to thank you for being there for me. 281 00:21:50,289 --> 00:21:52,621 And I'm sorry I almost broke your hand. 282 00:21:52,825 --> 00:21:56,591 That's okay. I'm sorry I poisoned you. 283 00:21:57,596 --> 00:22:00,793 Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand? 284 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:05,365 Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle? 285 00:22:06,439 --> 00:22:10,205 What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin? 286 00:22:10,476 --> 00:22:13,001 Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes... 287 00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:15,509 ...and you hit your head on the curb? 288 00:22:17,183 --> 00:22:19,515 But I remember people telling me about it. 289 00:22:21,353 --> 00:22:23,344 I hope Ben has a little sister. 290 00:22:25,157 --> 00:22:27,125 And I hope she can kick his ass. 291 00:22:28,694 --> 00:22:30,525 I'm gonna get a new Band-Aid. 292 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:34,397 How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken? 293 00:22:35,201 --> 00:22:36,498 That was you? 294 00:22:39,071 --> 00:22:42,165 They were infected. He wouldn't have made it. 295 00:22:46,312 --> 00:22:47,677 My little nephew. 296 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,541 Come here, little one! 297 00:22:50,349 --> 00:22:54,308 There's my little baby, Ben! 298 00:22:58,257 --> 00:23:00,589 Hey, he's not crying! 299 00:23:04,396 --> 00:23:06,830 Hey, he's not crying! 300 00:23:12,838 --> 00:23:14,931 There's still pie! 301 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:18,105 I'm here. I'm here. 302 00:23:18,844 --> 00:23:20,835 How's my little boy? 303 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,410 You want Daddy to change your diaper? I know, I know. 304 00:23:26,285 --> 00:23:30,517 Did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today? 305 00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:33,558 He rode the bus today. 306 00:23:37,229 --> 00:23:39,959 Big boy riding the bus 307 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,697 Hey, I have a question. 308 00:23:45,271 --> 00:23:48,297 How come it says, "Property of Human Services"? 309 00:23:53,312 --> 00:23:55,803 You are gonna love this. 310 00:23:56,649 --> 00:23:58,139 Can you hold Ben for a sec? 311 00:23:59,051 --> 00:23:59,983 Come here. Come here. 312 00:24:00,252 --> 00:24:03,312 Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run! 313 00:24:09,061 --> 00:24:12,394 Smelly cat, smelly cat 314 00:24:12,631 --> 00:24:14,724 What are they feeding you? 315 00:24:15,534 --> 00:24:16,523 No, no. I'm sorry, it's: 316 00:24:16,735 --> 00:24:19,898 Smelly cat, smelly cat 317 00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:28,007 Smelly cat, smelly cat 318 00:24:28,647 --> 00:24:29,671 Better! 319 00:24:29,882 --> 00:24:30,974 Much better. Good. 320 00:24:31,183 --> 00:24:33,845 Don't feel bad, because it's a hard song. 321 00:24:36,088 --> 00:24:38,488 -You want to try it again? -From the top? 322 00:24:38,691 --> 00:24:41,319 There is no "top," all right? 323 00:24:41,994 --> 00:24:44,087 That's the beauty of "Smelly Cat." 324 00:24:47,366 --> 00:24:49,231 Why don't you just follow me. 325 00:24:50,402 --> 00:24:53,997 Smelly cat, smelly cat 326 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,038 What are they feeding you? 327 00:24:57,610 --> 00:25:00,738 Smelly cat, smelly cat 328 00:25:00,946 --> 00:25:04,040 It's not your fault 329 00:25:04,850 --> 00:25:07,182 That's too much. Sorry.