Friends Season 1 Episode 19

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​1 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:04,028 Okay, I checked. 2 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:07,900 We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick... 3 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:11,871 ...Chamomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry and 4 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:14,807 Wait, there's one more. Lemon Soother! 5 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:20,015 You're not the guy that asked for tea, are you? 6 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,248 The One Where The Monkey Gets Away 7 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,632 Mail call! Rachel Greene, bunk seven. 8 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,468 Thank you. 9 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:20,942 Oh, cool! A free sample of coffee. 10 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:25,049 Oh, good. Because where else would we get any? 11 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,582 Oh, right. 12 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:31,589 -Oh, great. -What is it? 13 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,622 Country club newsletter. 14 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:38,661 My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration. 15 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:43,365 Oh, my God! It's Barry and Mindy! 16 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:45,467 Barry, who you almost 17 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:47,264 And Mindy, your maid of 18 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:50,032 Let me see. That's Mindy? 19 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,470 She is pretty! 20 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,040 Lucky... 21 00:01:56,616 --> 00:02:00,211 ...to have had a friend like you. 22 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:03,545 Now it's quiet time. 23 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:12,029 Marcel, bring me the rice. Come on. 24 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,994 Good boy. Give me the rice. 25 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:15,928 Thank you. Good boy. 26 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:21,468 He's mastered the difference between "bring me the" and "pee in the." 27 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,810 "Bring me the" and Rach? 28 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,540 Oh, I'm sorry. 29 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,179 This is so stupid! 30 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,580 I mean, I gave Barry up, right? 31 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:37,847 I should be happy for them. 32 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:39,752 I am. I'm happy for them. 33 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:42,793 -Really? -No. 34 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,990 I guess it would be different if I were with somebody. 35 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,565 Whoa, what.... 36 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:54,034 What happened to "Forget relationships! I'm done with men!" 37 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,073 The whole penis embargo? 38 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:02,640 I don't know. 39 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:07,080 It's not about no guys. It's about the right guy. 40 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:11,517 With Barry it was safe and easy, but there was no heat. 41 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:15,125 With Paolo, all there was, was heat. 42 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:19,992 -lt was this raw, animal, sexual -Right. I got it. 43 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,061 I was there. 44 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,197 Do you think you can have both? 45 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:30,172 Someone who's your best friend but also can make your toes curl. 46 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,469 Yes. 47 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,204 Yes, I do. I really do. 48 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,750 In fact, it's funny. 49 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,920 Often, someone you wouldn't think could... 50 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,385 ...curl your toes... 51 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,956 ... might just be the one who... 52 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:48,792 ...gets interrupted. 53 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,654 How was the movie? 54 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:52,558 -Wonderful! -So good! 55 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:55,700 -Suck fest. -Total chick flick. 56 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:02,434 I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with guns and bombs... 57 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,872 ...and buses going really fast! 58 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,807 I don't need violence in a movie... 59 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,745 ...as long as there's a little nudity. 60 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:16,510 -There was nudity. -I meant female nudity. 61 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:20,090 I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking. 62 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,227 Hugh! Hugh Grant! 63 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,288 All right, I've got to go. 64 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:27,932 Come on, Marcel. 65 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:31,934 We're gonna go take a bath. Yes, we are, aren't we? 66 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:35,431 They're still just friends, right? 67 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:40,805 And I will see you tomorrow. 68 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,072 You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's. 69 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,117 Does Aunt Monica get a say in this? 70 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,187 Please, Aunt Monica, please? 71 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:53,688 Unclench. You're not even gonna be here. 72 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:05,103 -I can't believe we're discussing this. -I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief. 73 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:09,130 If it was gonna happen, wouldn't it have happened already? 74 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:13,969 She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me. 75 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:15,475 She said that? 76 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:19,014 I added the exactly like me" part. 77 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:23,879 But she's looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight. 78 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,388 "Tonight" tonight? 79 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:28,456 It's perfect. It'll just be the two of us. 80 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:32,290 She spent all day taking care of my monkey. 81 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:38,363 I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey. 82 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:46,335 Anyway, I figured after work, I'd pick up some wine... 83 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:50,243 ...go over there and try to woo her. 84 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:53,342 Know what you should do? 85 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:57,853 Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used. 86 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:05,757 If you keep this up, you'll be finished by the weekend. 87 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,259 The one in the feathered boa is Dr. Francis. 88 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,834 Now, she used to be a man. 89 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:13,903 Look, there's Raven. 90 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:17,508 We hate her. We're glad she's dying. 91 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,176 And then What? Marcel! 92 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:24,549 Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to 93 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:30,289 Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? 94 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,254 Oh, Marcel! Bad monkey! 95 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,422 Oh, God! 96 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,533 Sorry, Barry. 97 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:45,128 A little engagement gift. 98 00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:48,306 I'm sure you didn't register for that. 99 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:58,212 Who died? Who died? 100 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,148 Roll him over! Come on, roll him over! 101 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:06,454 Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right, Marcel? Because 102 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:07,648 Marcel? 103 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,131 -How could you lose him? -I don't know! 104 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,736 We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica's shoe.... 105 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,872 Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one? 106 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:23,974 I don't know. The left one! 107 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,235 Which ones? 108 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:29,779 Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything. 109 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:36,649 Why is the air in here so negative? 110 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,319 Rachel lost Marcel. 111 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:40,581 Oh, no! How? 112 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,819 -He pooped in my shoe. -Which one? 113 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,326 The cute black ones I always wear. 114 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,690 No, which one? 115 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,334 The right or left? 116 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:52,897 Because the left one is lucky. 117 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,902 Come on! What am I gonna do? 118 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:58,669 All right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. 119 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,879 Where do you go? 120 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:05,081 It's his first time out, so he'll do touristy things. 121 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,954 I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room. 122 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:15,187 Oh, my God! Come on, you guys! 123 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,919 He'll be home any minute. He's gonna kill me! 124 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:22,362 Search the building. Take the first floor. We'll take the rest. 125 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:23,967 What am I gonna do? 126 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,671 You stay here and wait by the phone. 127 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:30,468 Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you. 128 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,042 Does anybody want to trade? 129 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,786 What do you want? 130 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:45,355 Mr. Heckles, have you seen a monkey? 131 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:48,959 I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it? 132 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:53,498 -Why'd you leave it in the hall? -I wasn't ready for it. 133 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,991 Have you seen a monkey? 134 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,000 I saw Regis Philbin once. 135 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,871 Thank you, Mr. Heckles. 136 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,704 You owe me a waffle. 137 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:10,006 He's a black capuchin monkey with a white face... 138 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:15,277 ...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side. 139 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:16,647 Thanks. 140 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:19,823 How did it go today? 141 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:22,927 Oh, great! It went great. Really great. 142 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:24,493 Is that wine? 143 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,755 You want some? 144 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,695 Oh, I would love some. 145 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:31,267 But let's not drink it here. 146 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:35,201 I'm feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark? 147 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:44,515 Okay, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast... 148 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:48,012 ... I kind of wanted to run something by you. 149 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,847 You know how we were talking before... 150 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,890 ...about relationships, and stuff. 151 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:58,496 -Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this! -Okay, quick and painful. 152 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,199 Oh, God! 153 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:11,600 Okay, all right. All right, okay. 154 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,836 Please don't hate me. 155 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,035 What? 156 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,781 You know Marcel? 157 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,781 I kind of lost him. 158 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:44,337 I can't believe this. 159 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,738 All I asked you to do was keep him in here! 160 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,107 I know. I'm sorry. 161 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,215 It's partially my fault. 162 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,182 I shouldn't have had you start with a monkey. 163 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:57,345 You should have started with a pencil. 164 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:02,458 I'm doing everything I can. Everyone's looking for him and I got 165 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,593 -Who is it? -Animal Control. 166 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:11,860 -I've even got Animal Control. -You called Animal Control? 167 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:16,537 Why? Do you not like them? 168 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:23,209 Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. 169 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:31,415 I'm not allowed to have him. If they find him, they'll take him away. 170 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,923 Well, now, see, you never ever told us that. 171 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:39,858 Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment! 172 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,570 Thanks for coming. 173 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,933 Somebody called about a monkey? 174 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:52,633 You know, that was a complete misunderstanding. 175 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,473 We thought we had a monkey, but we didn't. 176 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,582 -Turned out it was a hat. -Cat! 177 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,481 We checked, no one's seen Marcel. 178 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:07,022 -My uncle Marcel. -ls that who the monkey's named after? 179 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:10,953 Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable... 180 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:14,657 ... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal. 181 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,823 Oh, my God! 182 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:19,968 You'd put that poor little creature in jail? 183 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:29,776 Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first? 184 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:33,509 Yes, but there isn't always time. 185 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:40,655 I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat. 186 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,328 We haven't met. I'm Monica Geller. 187 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:46,222 Oh, my God, you are! 188 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,126 And you're Rachel Greene! 189 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,463 Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? 190 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:56,038 I sat behind you guys in homeroom. 191 00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,973 Luisa! Oh, my God! 192 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,238 Monica! It's Luisa! 193 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,317 I went there too! 194 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,510 Luisa! From homeroom! 195 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,387 You have no idea who I am, do you? 196 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,184 -No. -Not at all. 197 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:20,124 Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. 198 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:24,098 Would it have been hard to say, "Morning, Luisa"... 199 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,669 ...or "Nice overalls"? 200 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,802 Oh, I'm so sorry! 201 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:37,346 It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems. 202 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,513 But you. What a bitch! 203 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,651 What? 204 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,291 You know what? Be that as it may... 205 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:51,589 ...could you help us with the monkey thing, for old times'sake? 206 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,765 Go, Bobcats! 207 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:57,301 I could. But I won't. 208 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,768 If I find that monkey, he's mine. 209 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,845 Sorry. 210 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,241 Marcel? 211 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:13,976 Marcel? 212 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,359 Hi, can I help you? 213 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:32,698 We're having an emergency, and we were looking for something. 214 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,568 -A monkey. -Yes, have you seen any? 215 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,209 No, I haven't seen a monkey. 216 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,379 Can you fix radiators? 217 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,981 Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way? 218 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,185 -Of course! -Oh. Then, no. 219 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:56,327 -Taste this. Is there too much rum? -Just a second. 220 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,088 -Hope you find your monkey. -No, wait! 221 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,034 We may not know about radiators... 222 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:08,239 ... but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu. 223 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:14,177 Aren't we in the middle of something? 224 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:18,214 But these women are very hot, and they need our help. 225 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,215 And they're very hot! 226 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:24,922 We can't, all right? 227 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,589 We're sorry. 228 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:30,727 You don't know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey. 229 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,058 He's this high and answers to the name Marcel. 230 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,600 So if we could get pictures of you, it'd help us out. 231 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:50,376 From now on, you don't get to talk to other people. 232 00:15:58,824 --> 00:15:59,950 -Oh, my God! -What? 233 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:03,151 Something brushed up against my right leg. 234 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,189 Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg. 235 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:09,756 Look, Phoebe! 236 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,561 Oh, Marcel! Come here! 237 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,329 Step aside, ladies. 238 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,102 -What are you gonna do? -Just a tranquilizer. 239 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,858 Run, Marcel, run! 240 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,185 Damn! 241 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,763 -Are you okay? -I think so. 242 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,198 Oh, gosh! 243 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:06,555 We've been all over the neighborhood! He's just gone! 244 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,887 -You don't know that. -It's cold, it's dark. 245 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,359 He doesn't know the Village! 246 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:17,501 And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot! 247 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:18,998 Thank you very much! 248 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,002 I've said I'm sorry a million times. 249 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,934 What do you want me to do? 250 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:28,110 You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now. 251 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:31,771 Oh, my God! There, are you happy now? 252 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:35,750 Yeah, now that you kicked the sign... 253 00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:39,446 ... I don't miss Marcel anymore! 254 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,455 It's not like I did this on purpose. 255 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,755 No, this is just vintage Rachel. 256 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,795 Things just sort of happen around you! 257 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,698 You're off in "Rachel Land," doing your "Rachel Thing"... 258 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:57,239 ...oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and 259 00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,603 I don't want to hear it! Forget it, okay? 260 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,673 What? 261 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,879 Hey, banana man! 262 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,192 This is so intense! 263 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:21,423 One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea. 264 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,938 -What's with Phoebe? -Tranquilizer dart. 265 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,806 Hi! Did you order some bananas? 266 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,468 -What about it? -Give me my monkey back! 267 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:38,046 -I don't have a monkey. -Then what's with the bananas? 268 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,275 Potassium. 269 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,954 Okay, where is he? 270 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,857 You're wasting your time. 271 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,758 What? 272 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:06,733 -What have you done to him? -That's my monkey. That's Patty. 273 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,476 Are you insane? Come here, Marcel. 274 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:13,711 Come here, Patty. 275 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,409 Come here, Marcel. 276 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:16,979 Come here, Patty. 277 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,987 Here, monkey. 278 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,516 Here, monkey! 279 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,489 Gotcha! 280 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,723 -Give me my monkey back! -It's mine. 281 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,922 Take this up with the judge. 282 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:32,695 That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever. 283 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,805 All right, I want my monkey! 284 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,999 -Oh, come on, Luisa. -Sorry, prom queen. 285 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:41,441 You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat. 286 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,115 In high school, I was prom queen... 287 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:49,980 ...and the homecoming queen and you... 288 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,054 ...were also there. 289 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:56,918 But this isn't high school. We're all adults here! 290 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,993 Heckles! Can I have this? 291 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,324 For the most part. 292 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:07,062 If you take this monkey, I'll lose an important person in my life. 293 00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:11,402 You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. 294 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,807 You have a chance to be the bigger person here. 295 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,844 Take it! 296 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,009 No. 297 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,248 All right. Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her... 298 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,292 ...you shot my friend with a dart! 299 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,332 It'll be nice to get this off, won't it? 300 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,507 Or we can leave it on. That's fine. 301 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:47,042 With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit. 302 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:54,916 Listen, I'm sorry I was so hard on you before 303 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,248 No, it was my fault. I almost lost your 304 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:02,154 Yeah, but you got him back. You were great. 305 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,193 We still have that bottle of wine. 306 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:14,303 Are you in the mood for something grape? 307 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:17,770 -Sure, that would be good. -All right. 308 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:31,049 The neighbors must be vacuuming. 309 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:40,821 Well, as long as we're here... 310 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,332 ...and not on the subject.... 311 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,935 I was thinking about... 312 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:53,301 ... how mad we got at each other before. 313 00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,449 And maybe it was partially because of how we 314 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,917 -Rachel? -Barry? 315 00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:07,715 I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy. 316 00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:10,451 I think I'm still in love with you. 317 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:19,402 We have got to start locking that door! 318 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:28,743 Show us! Come on! 319 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:32,883 -lt was such a long time ago. -Okay, fine. All right. 320 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:37,249 This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids? 321 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:40,353 That's because I'm in front of them. 322 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,388 Big nun! 323 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,425 I thought that was an alp. 324 00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,827 High school wasn't my favorite time. 325 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,194 I loved high school. 326 00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:54,202 It was four years of parties, dating and sex and 327 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,807 Well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys. 328 00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:02,376 Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice. 329 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,481 Doesn't it seem like a million years ago? 330 00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:14,682 My butt cheek is waking up!