Friends Season 1 Episode 7

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c​1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:04,994 Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present... 2 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:09,141 ...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. 3 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:12,700 Thanks. 4 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:16,637 I wanna start with a song that's about that moment... 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:21,184 ...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. 6 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,788 Okay, here we go. 7 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:29,154 Okay. Thank you very much. 8 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:44,376 Oh, great. This is just 9 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,446 The One With The Blackout 10 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:44,467 This is so cool, you guys. The entire city's blacked out. 11 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:47,504 It's all of Manhattan. They have no idea... 12 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,572 ...when it's back on. 13 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:54,042 -You guys, this is big. -Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom? 14 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:56,742 Who will I meet in a blackout? 15 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:01,116 Power-company guys? Eligible looters? 16 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:05,454 -Can we talk about this later? Okay. -Can I borrow the phone? 17 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:09,150 I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma. 18 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:10,693 What's my number? 19 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:14,332 I never call me. 20 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,871 Oh, my God! It's her. It's that Victoria 's Secret model. 21 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,370 Something Goodacre. 22 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:22,939 Hi, Mom, it's Jill. 23 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:27,739 She 's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God! 24 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:31,849 I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. 25 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,819 Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. 26 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:39,985 Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot. 27 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:45,154 I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule. 28 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:49,495 Jill says vestibule, I'm going with vestibule. 29 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:53,731 I' m fine. No, l' m not alone. 30 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,032 I don't know, some guy. 31 00:02:56,242 --> 00:03:00,508 Oh, some guy. I am some guy. 32 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:03,409 Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. 33 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,448 Yes, he was some guy. 34 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,086 Hey, everyone. 35 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:27,638 Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani. 36 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:35,372 Chandler's old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles. 37 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:36,810 So happy Hanukkah! 38 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:42,285 Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. 39 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,721 That had to hurt! 40 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,999 All right, all right! It's been 14 1/2 minutes... 41 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,069 ...and you still haven 't said one word. God! 42 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:02,867 Do something! Just make contact. Smile! 43 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,169 There you go. 44 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,146 You 're definitely scaring her. 45 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:20,859 Hello? Oh, hi, Mom. 46 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,152 Mom. 47 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,159 Mom, you' re tripping! 48 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:30,191 Dexter's a dog. The blackout's scaring him. 49 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:34,767 You'd pee in Dad's shoes too if you didn't know. 50 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,938 All right, call me back. 51 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:40,434 -Mothers. -Yeah. 52 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:43,616 Attaboy! A word. 53 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:46,444 That wasn 't so hard. Mothers. Yeah! 54 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:49,417 Mothers. Yeah! Perfect. 55 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:52,221 Don 't smile. 56 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,686 Would you like to call somebody? 57 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,795 Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. 58 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,938 Yeah, thanks. 59 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:12,244 -Hello? -It's me. 60 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:16,472 -It's Chandler. Are you okay? -Yeah, l' m fine. 61 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:20,983 I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule... 62 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:25,014 ...with Jill Goodacre. 63 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:29,056 -What? -l' m stuck... 64 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:32,256 ...in an ATM vestibule... 65 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,626 ...with Jill Goodacre. 66 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,767 I have no idea what you said. 67 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:39,835 Put Joey on the phone. 68 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:45,574 -What's up, man? -l' m stuck... 69 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,937 ...in an ATM vestibule... 70 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:52,517 ...with Jill Goodacre! 71 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,611 Oh, my God! 72 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:58,220 He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! 73 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:01,453 Chandler, listen. 74 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,856 Like that thought never entered my mind. 75 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:12,895 -Okay. -Somebody. 76 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,136 -I'll go. I'll go. -Okay. 77 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:19,107 Senior year of college, on a pool table. 78 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,738 -Pool table? -That's my sister. 79 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:27,611 Okay, my weirdest place would have to be... 80 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:32,621 ...the women's room of the New York City Public Library. 81 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:35,760 Oh, my God! What were you doing in a library? 82 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:41,799 -Pheebs, what about you? -Oh, Milwaukee. 83 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,405 It's a really weird place. 84 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,768 Ross? 85 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:57,371 Disneyland, 1 989. " It's a small world after all. " 86 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:00,845 No way. 87 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:02,577 The ride broke down... 88 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:08,056 ...so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children. 89 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:12,595 We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. 90 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,566 Let's see, that leaves.... 91 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,466 -Rachel? -Come on, I already went. 92 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:22,106 -You did not go. -I did. 93 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:24,342 T ell us. Come on. 94 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:29,777 All right, the weirdest place would have to be... 95 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,112 ...the foot of the bed. 96 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:38,115 -Step back! -We have a winner! 97 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:51,097 This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. 98 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,328 Spooky. 99 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:58,701 Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike...soup. 100 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:03,314 I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion. 101 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:07,077 Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park. 102 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:13,614 It was the only thing to do that didn't have a line. 103 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:19,397 Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course. 104 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:20,657 -Come on. -No. 105 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:23,427 He said we held up the people behind us. 106 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,465 You didn't marry him because...? 107 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:31,808 Do you think there are people that go through life... 108 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,605 ... never having that kind of...? 109 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,406 -Probably. -Really? 110 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:39,983 I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. 111 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,676 -Yeah, right. -lt is. 112 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:44,379 Eventually, it kind of burns out. 113 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:49,659 But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and.... 114 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,887 In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism. 115 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:01,696 For those people who miss out on that passion thing... 116 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,375 ...there's other stuff. 117 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:08,674 -Okay. -But I don't think that'll be you. 118 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:13,173 -You don't? -See, I see... 119 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,583 -... big passion in your future. -Really? 120 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,855 -You do? -I do. 121 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,256 Ross, you' re so great. 122 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:34,229 It's never gonna happen. 123 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,306 -What? -You and Rachel. 124 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:51,389 What? Me and Ra? 125 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,751 Why not? 126 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,386 You waited too long to make your move... 127 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,533 ...and now you' re in the "friend zone. " 128 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:06,898 -l' m not in the zone. -No, Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. 129 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:13,144 Look, l' m taking my time, all right? I' m laying the groundwork. 130 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:16,213 Every day I get a little bit closer to 131 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:17,575 Priesthood! 132 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:23,378 I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. 133 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:26,990 She just ran her fingers through my hair. 134 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:30,788 -Were you missing that interaction? -No, no, no. 135 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:34,865 This is running fingers through your hair, okay? 136 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:38,264 Now this is a tousle. 137 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:44,409 If you don't ask her out soon, you'll be in the zone forever. 138 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:48,444 I will, I will. I'm waiting for the right moment. 139 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,511 What? 140 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,679 -What, now? -Yeah. 141 00:10:56,289 --> 00:11:00,248 What's messing you up? The wine? The moonlight? 142 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:04,162 You gotta go up to her and say, " Look, Rachel, l" 143 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,029 -What? -We' re shushing... 144 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:11,733 ... because we' re trying to hear something. 145 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:15,704 -What? What? -Don't you hear that? 146 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,072 See? 147 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,555 -Would you like gum? -ls it sugarless? 148 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,654 -Sorry, it's not. -Then no, thanks. 149 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,850 What was that? 150 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:42,392 Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. 151 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:47,062 If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it! 152 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:52,241 New York City has no power 153 00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:56,075 And the milk is getting sour 154 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:59,647 But to me it is not scary 155 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:04,051 Because I stay away from dairy 156 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,792 -Here goes. -You'll do it? 157 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,366 -I'll do it. -Want help? 158 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,731 You come out, you' re a dead man. 159 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,338 -Good luck, man. -Thanks. 160 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,748 -Okay. -Okay. 161 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,345 Where you going? You can't go out there. 162 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:41,425 -Why not? -Because of the reason. 163 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,293 -That would be? -I can't tell you. 164 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,627 Joey, what's going on? 165 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:53,397 You gotta promise you'll never tell Ross that I told you. 166 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,440 -What? -He's planning your birthday party. 167 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,773 -Oh, my God! I love him! -You better act surprised. 168 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,314 -About what? -My surprise party. 169 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:08,511 -What surprise party? -Oh, stop it. Joey already told me. 170 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,680 He didn't tell me. 171 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,226 Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing. 172 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,794 This is typical. I'm always the last to know. 173 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,966 You are not. We tell you stuff. 174 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:25,434 I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. 175 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,536 I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey. 176 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:30,801 What? 177 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,307 Looks like I was second to last. 178 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,078 You had a crush on me? 179 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:46,587 All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent. 180 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,227 Big dent? 181 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:54,628 You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms. 182 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,767 Nice arms, huh? 183 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,467 Hey, Mon, l' m moving the chair. 184 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,008 Do anything for you? 185 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:12,613 With all the lights out you can actually see the stars. 186 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,582 It's so nice. 187 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,888 I have a question. 188 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,462 Actually, it's not so much a question. 189 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,190 It's more of a general wondering.... 190 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,262 ment. 191 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,970 -Okay. -Okay. Here it goes. 192 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:41,440 Well, for a while now, I've been wanting to.... 193 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:46,985 -Yes, that's right. -Look at that little kitty! 194 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,949 What? 195 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:55,324 Top of the world Looking down on creation 196 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:59,692 And the only explanation I can find 197 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:07,395 Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around 198 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,657 All right, this is just Bactine. It won't hurt. 199 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,926 -Ow! -Sorry, that was wax. 200 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,599 Poor little T ooty's scared. We should find his owner. 201 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,202 Why not put poor T ooty in the hall? 202 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:42,036 During a blackout? She'll get trampled. 203 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,641 Yeah? 204 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:49,204 Damage control. Get back to the gum. 205 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,350 Gum would be perfection. 206 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,579 Gum would be perfection? 207 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,216 Gum would be perfection. 208 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:02,122 Could've said, "Gum would be nice. " But, no. 209 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:06,060 For me, gum is perfection. 210 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,796 I loathe myself! 211 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:15,337 Oh, no, they' re nuns. They hate all living things. 212 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:25,650 Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner. 213 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,252 Yeah, it's mine. 214 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:34,285 -He seems to hate you. Are you sure? -It's my cat. Give me my cat. 215 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,892 -Wait a minute. What's his name? -Bob Buttons. 216 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,895 -Bob Buttons? -Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons. 217 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,137 You are a very bad man! 218 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,536 You owe me a cat. 219 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,176 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 220 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,182 Here, kitty, kitty. 221 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,514 Where did you go, little kitty? 222 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,827 IKitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty. 223 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,499 -Hi. -Buona sera. 224 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,300 Wow! 225 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,701 Mon, wanna go for a ride in my racecar? 226 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,846 I'll bring my arms. 227 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:32,073 We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth! 228 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,779 Come on, lucky sixes! 229 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,218 Everybody, this is Paolo. 230 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:45,159 Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica... 231 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,196 -Hi. -...and Joey... 232 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,335 -Hi. -...and Ross. 233 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,834 Hi. 234 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,639 He doesn't speak much English. 235 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,778 Monopoly! 236 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,952 Look at that! 237 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,646 So, where did Paolo come from? 238 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,521 Italy, I think. 239 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:18,390 No, I mean tonight. Suddenly, into our lives. 240 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:23,832 That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny? 241 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:29,000 That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him. 242 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,805 I looked all over and couldn't find the kitty anywhere. 243 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,449 I found him. It was Paolo's cat. 244 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,183 Well, there you go. Last to know again. 245 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,657 And I'm guessing, this is Paolo? 246 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,193 Paolo, this is Phoebe. 247 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,295 You betcha! 248 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:03,175 All right. Okay. What next? 249 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,643 Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. 250 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,679 It's got a boyish charm. It's impish. 251 00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,282 Here we go. 252 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,324 Nice going, imp! 253 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,531 It's okay. All I need to do... 254 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:32,330 ...is reach over and put it back in my mouth. 255 00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:37,934 Good save! We 're back on track and I'm... 256 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,238 ... chewing someone else 's gum. 257 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,978 This is not my gum! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 258 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,616 And now you 're choking. 259 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:51,913 You all right? 260 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,961 My God! You' re choking! 261 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,936 -Better? -Yes. 262 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:05,764 Thank you. That was.... 263 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:09,134 -That was.... -Perfection? 264 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,854 That was no tousle. 265 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:42,640 -What'd he say that was so funny? -I have absolutely no idea. 266 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,742 That's classic. 267 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:49,005 My God, you guys! What am I doing? This is so un-me! 268 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,376 If you want, I'll do it. 269 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,715 I just wanna bite his bottom lip. 270 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,123 But I won't. 271 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,758 The first time he smiled at me... 272 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,863 ...those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry. 273 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,464 Did you rent mopeds? 274 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:14,005 Because I've heard Oh, it's not about that right now. 275 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:18,208 I know it's superficial, and we have nothing in common... 276 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:22,677 ...and we don't even speak the same language, but, God! 277 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,115 -Paolo, hi. -Ross. 278 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,312 Listen.... 279 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,424 Listen, something you should know. 280 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,897 Rachel and I are.... 281 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,893 We' re kind of a thing. 282 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,001 -Thing? -Thing. Yes, thing. 283 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:51,640 -You have the sex? -No. 284 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:57,573 No, technically the sex is not being had. But that's.... 285 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,752 But that's not the point. 286 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:05,583 The point is that Rachel and I should be.... 287 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:09,018 Well, Rachel and l should be together. 288 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,219 And if you get in the 289 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,262 -ln bed -No. 290 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,695 No, not where I was going. 291 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:21,272 If you get in the way of us becoming a thing... 292 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:25,069 ...then I would be, well, very sad. 293 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,308 So, do you...? 294 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:38,213 -So you do know a little English? -Little. 295 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:41,882 -Do you know the word "crap-weasel "? -No. 296 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,626 That's funny. You are a huge crap-weasel. 297 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:54,604 We've been doing this for an hour. It's easy. 298 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,172 Ready? 299 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,604 Okay? Now try it. 300 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:05,180 You gotta whip it. 301 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:13,854 Look, look. The last candle's about to burn out. 302 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:18,360 T en, nine, eight, seven... 303 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:23,365 ... minus 46, minus 47, minus 48.... 304 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,004 -Thank you. -Thanks. 305 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:30,503 IKind of spooky without any lights. 306 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:40,413 Okay, guys, I have the definitive one. 307 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:56,858 This probably isn't the best time to bring it up... 308 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,833 ...but you have to throw a party for Monica. 309 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,641 -This has been fun. -Yes. 310 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,977 Thanks for letting me use your phone... 311 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,614 ...and for saving my life. 312 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:20,817 Well, goodbye, Chandler. I had a great blackout. 313 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,188 See you. 314 00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:42,537 Hi, l' m account number 71 43457. 315 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:44,807 I don't know if you got that... 316 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:48,214 ... but I would really like a copy of the tape.