Friends Season 2 Episode 5

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1 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,470 Man, I sure miss Julie. 2 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,473 Spanish midgets. 3 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,841 Spanish midgets wrestling.... 4 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:17,611 Julie! Okay, I see how you got there. 5 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:26,521 You ever figure out what that thing's for? 6 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,694 I'm trying this screening thing. 7 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:32,627 If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life. 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,059 My God! Rodrigo never gets pinned! 9 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,827 At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. 10 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,903 Hello. I'm looking for Bob. 11 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:41,368 This is Jade. 12 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:45,577 I don 't know if you 're still at this number, but I was thinking... 13 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:49,146 ...about how great it was. I know it's been three years... 14 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,716 ...but I was hoping we could hook up again. 15 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,911 I barely had the nerve to make this call... 16 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:57,350 -...so you know what I did? -What? 17 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,559 I got a little drunk... 18 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,727 ...and naked. 19 00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:02,257 Bob here! 20 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,428 The One With Five Steaks and An Eggplant 21 00:01:52,878 --> 00:01:55,278 So what have you been up to? 22 00:01:55,514 --> 00:01:57,175 Oh, you know, the usual. 23 00:01:57,416 --> 00:01:58,747 Teaching aerobics... 24 00:01:59,618 --> 00:02:01,745 ...partying way too much. 25 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:03,847 And in case you wondered... 26 00:02:04,122 --> 00:02:08,024 ... those are my legs on the new James Bond poster. 27 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:13,462 Can you hold on? I have another call. 28 00:02:13,699 --> 00:02:15,360 -I love her! -I know. 29 00:02:16,802 --> 00:02:19,703 -I'm back. -So are we gonna get together? 30 00:02:19,938 --> 00:02:20,870 Absolutely. 31 00:02:21,606 --> 00:02:23,198 How about tomorrow afternoon? 32 00:02:23,408 --> 00:02:26,104 Do you know Central Perk? Say, five-ish? 33 00:02:26,311 --> 00:02:28,438 Great. I'll see you then. 34 00:02:32,884 --> 00:02:35,079 Having a phone has finally paid off. 35 00:02:37,422 --> 00:02:39,686 You do a good Bob impression... 36 00:02:39,891 --> 00:02:41,586 ... but when she sees you tomorrow... 37 00:02:41,793 --> 00:02:44,159 ...she's gonna realize you're not Bob. 38 00:02:56,364 --> 00:02:59,060 I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up... 39 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:03,202 ...she'll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at the next table. 40 00:03:03,405 --> 00:03:06,135 Oh, my God. You are pure evil. 41 00:03:07,475 --> 00:03:09,033 Okay, pure evil... 42 00:03:09,911 --> 00:03:11,469 ... horny and alone. 43 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:15,949 I've done this. 44 00:03:23,024 --> 00:03:24,821 Yeah, everybody's here. 45 00:03:25,826 --> 00:03:28,590 Hey, everybody! Say hi to Julie in New Mexico! 46 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:31,254 Hi, Julie. 47 00:03:33,234 --> 00:03:35,065 While Ross is on the phone... 48 00:03:35,269 --> 00:03:38,170 ...everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday. 49 00:03:38,506 --> 00:03:41,737 Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... 50 00:03:43,678 --> 00:03:44,440 ...you know... 51 00:03:44,679 --> 00:03:46,271 ...from like 20? 52 00:03:47,348 --> 00:03:50,249 Hey, we got the gift, the concert and the cake. 53 00:03:50,451 --> 00:03:52,112 Do we need a cake? 54 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:55,287 I know it's a little steep. 55 00:03:58,559 --> 00:04:00,049 But it's Ross. 56 00:04:01,529 --> 00:04:02,689 It's Ross. 57 00:04:04,565 --> 00:04:06,123 See you later. I gotta go... 58 00:04:06,434 --> 00:04:08,026 ...do a thing! 59 00:04:09,437 --> 00:04:11,632 Okay, sweetheart, I'll call you later. 60 00:04:11,872 --> 00:04:14,363 You're not going through with this, are you? 61 00:04:14,742 --> 00:04:17,040 You know, I think I might just. 62 00:04:19,413 --> 00:04:22,143 What are you guys doing for dinner tonight? 63 00:04:23,451 --> 00:04:26,443 Well, I gotta start saving up for Ross' birthday. 64 00:04:27,388 --> 00:04:30,323 I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies. 65 00:04:30,624 --> 00:04:32,888 Can you believe how much this costs? 66 00:04:33,461 --> 00:04:36,396 Do you guys ever get the feeling that... 67 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:38,063 ... Chandler and those guys... 68 00:04:38,599 --> 00:04:41,397 ...don't get that we don't make that much money? 69 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:45,768 They always say let's go here, let's go there. 70 00:04:45,973 --> 00:04:48,840 Like we can afford to go here and there. 71 00:04:49,343 --> 00:04:53,439 Yes, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice. 72 00:04:53,748 --> 00:04:58,617 And we can't say anything about it, because this is a birthday thing... 73 00:04:58,819 --> 00:05:00,184 ...and it's "for Ross." 74 00:05:00,421 --> 00:05:01,911 For Ross. 75 00:05:04,592 --> 00:05:05,752 Oh, my God! 76 00:05:07,294 --> 00:05:08,318 I'm at work... 77 00:05:09,296 --> 00:05:12,459 ...just an ordinary day, chop, chop, saute, saute. 78 00:05:13,367 --> 00:05:16,461 Suddenly, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. 79 00:05:16,670 --> 00:05:19,662 They fired the lunch chef, and guess who got the job? 80 00:05:19,874 --> 00:05:22,638 If it's not you, this is a horrible story. 81 00:05:24,044 --> 00:05:26,137 Fortunately, it is me. 82 00:05:26,347 --> 00:05:28,815 And they made me head of purchasing, thank you! 83 00:05:29,049 --> 00:05:30,641 That's so cool! 84 00:05:31,185 --> 00:05:34,052 Anyway, I think we should go out and celebrate. 85 00:05:34,288 --> 00:05:36,188 You know, someplace nice. 86 00:05:41,829 --> 00:05:43,319 Someplace nice. 87 00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:46,291 How much you think I can get for my kidney? 88 00:05:53,207 --> 00:05:54,731 You can't do this. 89 00:05:55,676 --> 00:05:58,975 I can't get a girl like that with conventional methods. 90 00:05:59,246 --> 00:06:00,213 It doesn't matter. 91 00:06:00,414 --> 00:06:05,351 She wanted to call Bob. Bob could be who she was meant to be with. 92 00:06:05,553 --> 00:06:08,522 You may be destroying their chance for happiness. 93 00:06:08,722 --> 00:06:10,189 We don't know Bob. 94 00:06:11,225 --> 00:06:14,592 We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy. 95 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:18,931 Go over there and tell that woman the truth. 96 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,158 All right. 97 00:06:22,770 --> 00:06:23,600 Go. 98 00:06:34,849 --> 00:06:36,441 Listen, I have to.... 99 00:06:37,017 --> 00:06:38,678 I have to confess something. 100 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:40,250 Yes? 101 00:06:42,756 --> 00:06:45,224 Whoever stood you up is a jerk. 102 00:06:46,126 --> 00:06:48,219 -How did you -I don't know. 103 00:06:50,431 --> 00:06:54,629 I just had this weird sense. But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive. 104 00:06:57,771 --> 00:06:58,795 Tissue? 105 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:00,904 Thanks. 106 00:07:02,443 --> 00:07:04,206 No, you keep the pack. 107 00:07:04,979 --> 00:07:06,537 I'm all cried out today. 108 00:07:22,463 --> 00:07:25,864 Here is to my sister, the newly appointed head lunch chef. 109 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:28,000 Also in charge of purchasing. 110 00:07:28,235 --> 00:07:31,136 Head lunch chef, also in charge of purchasing 111 00:07:31,405 --> 00:07:34,636 Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there. 112 00:07:35,342 --> 00:07:39,278 Lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there... 113 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,608 -... here's to my -Wait! And I got a beeper! 114 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,985 That's fine, I'll just wait. 115 00:07:48,289 --> 00:07:49,256 Sorry. 116 00:07:51,325 --> 00:07:52,189 Monica! 117 00:07:55,262 --> 00:07:56,627 Are we ready to order? 118 00:07:56,830 --> 00:07:58,457 We haven't even looked yet. 119 00:07:58,699 --> 00:08:00,326 When you do, let me know. 120 00:08:00,534 --> 00:08:03,264 I'll be over there on the edge of my seat. 121 00:08:08,876 --> 00:08:10,366 Look at these prices! 122 00:08:10,644 --> 00:08:13,204 Yeah, these are pretty "cha-ching." 123 00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:17,215 I know! What are these, famous chickens? 124 00:08:18,619 --> 00:08:21,179 Sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. 125 00:08:21,455 --> 00:08:25,357 I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade? 126 00:08:25,559 --> 00:08:29,120 Pretty incredible, according to the message on my machine. 127 00:08:29,863 --> 00:08:34,061 Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine? 128 00:08:34,301 --> 00:08:36,201 I told her that my number was yours... 129 00:08:36,403 --> 00:08:38,394 ... because I couldn't tell her it was mine... 130 00:08:38,672 --> 00:08:41,573 ... because she thinks my number is Bob's number. 131 00:08:42,876 --> 00:08:46,368 Tell me again. What do I do when Mr. Roper calls? 132 00:08:48,048 --> 00:08:49,174 Do I dare ask? 133 00:08:49,383 --> 00:08:52,819 I'll start with the carpaccio, and then the grilled prawns. 134 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:54,351 Great, same for me. 135 00:08:54,989 --> 00:08:56,354 And for the gentleman? 136 00:08:56,590 --> 00:08:58,217 I'll have the Thai chicken pizza. 137 00:08:58,425 --> 00:09:01,553 But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff... 138 00:09:01,762 --> 00:09:03,696 ...is it cheaper? 139 00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:06,195 You'd think, wouldn't you? 140 00:09:08,769 --> 00:09:11,670 I will have the side salad. 141 00:09:12,406 --> 00:09:14,533 And what would that be on the side of? 142 00:09:15,609 --> 00:09:16,439 I don't know. 143 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:19,702 Just put it right here next to my water. 144 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:23,542 And for you? 145 00:09:24,585 --> 00:09:28,749 I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and... 146 00:09:31,925 --> 00:09:33,290 ...take care. 147 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:38,357 I will have the Cajun catfish. 148 00:09:38,565 --> 00:09:39,395 Anything else? 149 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,127 Yes, how about a verse of "Killing Me Softly"? 150 00:09:44,438 --> 00:09:47,066 You're gonna sneeze in my fish, aren't you? 151 00:09:59,013 --> 00:10:01,641 Plus tip, divided by six.... 152 00:10:02,817 --> 00:10:04,842 Everyone owes 28 bucks. 153 00:10:06,487 --> 00:10:07,920 Everyone? 154 00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:10,919 Oh! You're right, I'm sorry. 155 00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:12,122 Thank you. 156 00:10:12,326 --> 00:10:14,954 It's Monica's big night. She shouldn't pay. 157 00:10:16,464 --> 00:10:18,125 So five of us is... 158 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:20,895 ...33. 50 a piece. 159 00:10:21,102 --> 00:10:23,536 No. No way. Sorry, not gonna happen. 160 00:10:24,839 --> 00:10:26,636 Prom night flashback. 161 00:10:28,843 --> 00:10:31,641 Sorry, Monica. I'm happy you got promoted... 162 00:10:31,846 --> 00:10:35,009 ... but cold cucumber mush for 30-something bucks? 163 00:10:35,283 --> 00:10:36,307 No! 164 00:10:37,685 --> 00:10:40,176 Rachel just had that little salad... 165 00:10:40,388 --> 00:10:43,789 ...and Joey with his teeny pizza! 166 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:45,850 Okay, Pheebs. 167 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:49,156 How about we'll each pay for what we had? 168 00:10:49,363 --> 00:10:50,625 It's no big deal. 169 00:10:50,898 --> 00:10:51,796 Not for you. 170 00:10:56,337 --> 00:10:57,827 All right, what's going on? 171 00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:00,966 I don't wanna get into this right now. 172 00:11:01,175 --> 00:11:03,234 It'll make everybody uncomfortable. 173 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:06,369 You can tell us. 174 00:11:06,581 --> 00:11:09,482 Yeah, hello? It's us. We'll be fine. 175 00:11:17,192 --> 00:11:18,181 We three... 176 00:11:18,393 --> 00:11:20,156 ...feel like that... 177 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:24,320 ...sometimes you guys don't get that.... 178 00:11:31,706 --> 00:11:34,106 We don't have as much money as you. 179 00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:40,347 I hear you. 180 00:11:41,082 --> 00:11:43,073 We can talk about that. 181 00:11:44,118 --> 00:11:45,380 Well, then... 182 00:11:47,121 --> 00:11:48,281 ...Iet's. 183 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:55,359 I guess I just never think of money as an issue. 184 00:11:55,563 --> 00:11:57,724 -Because you have it. -Good point! 185 00:12:00,068 --> 00:12:03,799 So how come you guys haven't talked about this before? 186 00:12:04,038 --> 00:12:07,769 Because it's always something. Like with Monica's new job... 187 00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:10,638 ...or the whole Ross' birthday hoopla. 188 00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:17,109 I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative.... 189 00:12:17,318 --> 00:12:19,218 There's gonna be a hoopla? 190 00:12:21,756 --> 00:12:26,250 Basically there's the thing, and then the stuff after the thing 191 00:12:27,061 --> 00:12:29,962 If it makes anybody feel better, forget the thing... 192 00:12:30,164 --> 00:12:32,223 ...and we'll just do the gift. 193 00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:34,992 Gift? The thing's not the gift? 194 00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:38,800 No, we were gonna go see Hootie and the Blowfish. 195 00:12:39,073 --> 00:12:40,472 Hootie and the 196 00:12:40,742 --> 00:12:43,006 I can catch them on the radio. 197 00:12:44,012 --> 00:12:47,243 No. Now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert. 198 00:12:47,448 --> 00:12:49,814 No, look. It's my birthday... 199 00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:53,181 ...and the important thing is that we're all together. 200 00:12:53,421 --> 00:12:54,353 -All of us. -Together. 201 00:12:54,622 --> 00:12:56,351 Not at the concert. 202 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,327 Thank you. 203 00:13:07,802 --> 00:13:11,101 So, the Ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh? 204 00:13:16,343 --> 00:13:18,208 Gee, Monica. What's in the bag? 205 00:13:18,446 --> 00:13:20,971 I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look. 206 00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:23,116 Oh, it's like a skit. 207 00:13:24,718 --> 00:13:27,516 Why, it's dinner for six. Five steaks... 208 00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:30,121 ...and an eggplant for Phoebe. 209 00:13:32,193 --> 00:13:36,061 We switched suppliers at work, and they gave me the steaks as a thank-you. 210 00:13:36,297 --> 00:13:40,529 But wait, there's more. Chandler, what is in that envelope? 211 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:45,564 By the way, this didn't seem so dorky out in the hall. 212 00:13:46,807 --> 00:13:49,674 Why, it's six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish! 213 00:13:52,813 --> 00:13:54,303 The Blowfish! 214 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,878 It's on us. So don't worry. This is... 215 00:13:59,086 --> 00:13:59,916 ...our treat. 216 00:14:01,722 --> 00:14:02,689 Thank you. 217 00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:07,522 Could you be less enthused? 218 00:14:07,728 --> 00:14:10,162 Look, it's a nice gesture. It is. 219 00:14:10,397 --> 00:14:12,160 But it just feels like.... 220 00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:13,665 Like? 221 00:14:14,435 --> 00:14:15,265 Charity. 222 00:14:15,503 --> 00:14:16,595 Charity? 223 00:14:16,871 --> 00:14:19,203 We're just trying to do a nice thing here. 224 00:14:19,406 --> 00:14:23,502 But you have to understand, your "nice thing" makes us feel about this big. 225 00:14:23,744 --> 00:14:26,679 Actually, it makes us feel that big. 226 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:32,446 I don't understand. We can't win with you guys. 227 00:14:32,753 --> 00:14:35,779 If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. 228 00:14:36,056 --> 00:14:37,921 Maybe that's just how you feel. 229 00:14:40,794 --> 00:14:43,456 Now you're telling us how we feel. 230 00:14:43,764 --> 00:14:45,732 We never should have talked about this. 231 00:14:45,966 --> 00:14:48,093 I'm gonna pass on the concert. 232 00:14:48,302 --> 00:14:51,203 I'm just not in a very "Hootie" place right now. 233 00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:56,038 -Me neither. -Me too. 234 00:14:56,443 --> 00:14:58,468 Guys, we bought the tickets. 235 00:14:58,779 --> 00:15:02,237 Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff. 236 00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:06,815 Why did you look at me when you said that? 237 00:15:10,224 --> 00:15:11,987 So I guess now we can't go. 238 00:15:12,226 --> 00:15:16,560 Do what you want. Do we always have to do everything together? 239 00:15:17,598 --> 00:15:19,589 You know what? You're right. 240 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,665 Fine. 241 00:15:24,772 --> 00:15:26,069 All right. 242 00:15:26,974 --> 00:15:28,737 We're gonna go. 243 00:15:33,814 --> 00:15:36,749 It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then. 244 00:15:48,762 --> 00:15:49,956 Are you ready? 245 00:15:50,164 --> 00:15:53,531 Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today. 246 00:15:55,703 --> 00:15:57,694 What? You had sex today? 247 00:15:58,372 --> 00:16:01,273 It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it! 248 00:16:02,776 --> 00:16:06,940 I was awesome. She was biting her lip to stop from screaming. 249 00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:11,883 I know it's been a while, but I took that as a good sign. 250 00:16:17,191 --> 00:16:18,715 Still doing the screening? 251 00:16:19,193 --> 00:16:20,854 I had sex today. 252 00:16:21,795 --> 00:16:24,229 I never have to answer that phone again. 253 00:16:24,999 --> 00:16:27,559 At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. 254 00:16:27,835 --> 00:16:29,166 Hey, Bob. It's Jade. 255 00:16:29,403 --> 00:16:33,237 I wanted to tell you I was really hurt when you didn 't show up yesterday. 256 00:16:33,507 --> 00:16:37,341 And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy. 257 00:16:38,812 --> 00:16:40,245 Bob here. 258 00:16:41,915 --> 00:16:44,042 So you met someone, huh? 259 00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:45,718 Yes, I did. 260 00:16:45,986 --> 00:16:49,478 In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago. 261 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,855 So how was he? 262 00:17:05,272 --> 00:17:08,605 Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. 263 00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:14,871 I bit my lip to keep from screaming your name. 264 00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:20,078 Well, that makes me feel so good. 265 00:17:20,921 --> 00:17:23,583 It was just so awkward and bumpy. 266 00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:29,793 Maybe he had some kind of new style that you're not familiar with. 267 00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:32,030 You have to get used to it. 268 00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,598 There wasn 't much time to get used to it... 269 00:17:34,802 --> 00:17:36,770 ...if you know what I mean. 270 00:17:46,814 --> 00:17:49,749 You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this. 271 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:53,249 I know. It's my birthday. We all should be here. 272 00:17:53,954 --> 00:17:55,444 So let's go. 273 00:18:01,995 --> 00:18:04,395 Well, maybe we should stay for one song. 274 00:18:04,598 --> 00:18:07,465 It would be rude to them for us to leave now. 275 00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:10,330 The guys are probably having a great time. 276 00:18:13,974 --> 00:18:15,965 Come on, you guys. One more time. 277 00:18:18,078 --> 00:18:18,942 One. 278 00:18:29,923 --> 00:18:31,185 -Amazing! -Excellent! 279 00:18:31,425 --> 00:18:33,120 I can't believe the guys missed it! 280 00:18:33,327 --> 00:18:35,261 What guys? Oh, yeah. 281 00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:39,622 Excuse me. Aren't you Monica Geller? 282 00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:42,433 -Do I know you? -You were my baby-sitter! 283 00:18:43,337 --> 00:18:45,601 Oh, my God! Little Stevie Fisher? 284 00:18:45,806 --> 00:18:47,296 How have you been? 285 00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:49,202 Good. I'm a lawyer now. 286 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,710 You can't be a lawyer. You're 8. 287 00:18:52,646 --> 00:18:55,046 It was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage. 288 00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:56,442 Wait, backstage? 289 00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:58,208 My firm represents the band. 290 00:19:02,122 --> 00:19:04,056 You guys wanna meet the group? 291 00:19:04,858 --> 00:19:05,654 Come on. 292 00:19:05,893 --> 00:19:09,192 Are you one of the ones that fooled around with my Dad? 293 00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:15,565 Hey, you guys! 294 00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:16,701 Happy birthday! 295 00:19:16,904 --> 00:19:18,565 Oh, thank you. 296 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,801 How was your night last night? 297 00:19:24,044 --> 00:19:27,536 Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours? 298 00:19:27,815 --> 00:19:29,407 Ours pretty much sucked too. 299 00:19:29,716 --> 00:19:32,082 But I ran into Stevie Fisher. Remember him? 300 00:19:32,352 --> 00:19:34,411 Oh, yeah! I used to baby-sit him. 301 00:19:34,688 --> 00:19:36,212 Hey, how's his dad? 302 00:19:38,425 --> 00:19:39,653 Good. 303 00:19:40,027 --> 00:19:43,258 Aside from that, the evening was pretty much a bust. 304 00:19:43,497 --> 00:19:46,398 Yeah, we really missed you guys. 305 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,366 Yeah, we were just saying, this whole thing is so stupid. 306 00:19:50,571 --> 00:19:55,668 We just have to really, really not let stuff like money, get like 307 00:19:56,109 --> 00:19:57,167 Is that a hickey? 308 00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:01,108 Oh, no, I just.... 309 00:20:01,348 --> 00:20:03,077 I fell down. 310 00:20:05,285 --> 00:20:07,116 On someone's lips? 311 00:20:08,455 --> 00:20:10,082 Where'd you get the hickey? 312 00:20:10,357 --> 00:20:11,654 You know, a party or 313 00:20:11,859 --> 00:20:12,655 What party? 314 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:15,420 It wasn't a party so much as a... 315 00:20:15,696 --> 00:20:17,459 ...a gathering of people. 316 00:20:18,966 --> 00:20:21,127 With food and music and... 317 00:20:21,401 --> 00:20:23,028 ...and the band. 318 00:20:24,438 --> 00:20:26,565 You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish? 319 00:20:26,807 --> 00:20:30,709 Yes. Apparently, Stevie and Hootie are like this. 320 00:20:31,111 --> 00:20:33,238 Who gave you that hickey? 321 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,710 That would be the work of a Blowfish. 322 00:20:38,986 --> 00:20:41,784 I can't believe it! I can't believe this! 323 00:20:41,989 --> 00:20:46,483 We're just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers... 324 00:20:49,129 --> 00:20:51,757 ...and you're partying and having fun and all: 325 00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:54,092 "Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck!" 326 00:20:57,771 --> 00:21:00,331 Don't blame us. You could've been there. 327 00:21:00,574 --> 00:21:04,442 What? As part of your "poor friends outreach program"? 328 00:21:05,412 --> 00:21:06,674 Oh, great. It's work. 329 00:21:06,914 --> 00:21:10,577 I don't know what to say. I'm sorry we make more than you. 330 00:21:10,784 --> 00:21:13,912 But we're not gonna feel guilty. We work really hard. 331 00:21:14,321 --> 00:21:15,788 And we don't work hard? 332 00:21:15,989 --> 00:21:17,616 It's Monica. I got a page. 333 00:21:17,824 --> 00:21:21,817 It's just that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more. 334 00:21:22,029 --> 00:21:24,122 And you feel like we hold you back. 335 00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:31,161 Leon, wait. 336 00:21:31,371 --> 00:21:32,201 Guys! 337 00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,266 I don't understand. 338 00:21:34,474 --> 00:21:36,635 The steaks were a gift from the meat vendor. 339 00:21:36,877 --> 00:21:38,606 That was not a kickback. 340 00:21:39,112 --> 00:21:42,479 I'll just replace them, and we can forget the whole thing. 341 00:21:45,452 --> 00:21:46,646 What corporate policy? 342 00:22:00,968 --> 00:22:02,128 I just got fired. 343 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,635 Here's your check. That'll be $4. 1 2. 344 00:22:10,877 --> 00:22:12,071 Let me get that. 345 00:22:16,016 --> 00:22:17,074 You got 5 bucks? 346 00:22:27,194 --> 00:22:29,526 Here comes the beep. You know what to do. 347 00:22:30,597 --> 00:22:32,656 Hi, it's me. 348 00:22:35,802 --> 00:22:38,896 Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. 349 00:22:39,106 --> 00:22:42,940 It's been three years, and you 're probably seeing someone else now... 350 00:22:43,143 --> 00:22:47,011 ...but if we could have one night together, for old time 's sake.... 351 00:22:47,214 --> 00:22:49,876 One hot, steamy, wild night....