Friends Season 1 Episode 22

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​1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,763 -Tell him. -Tell him. 2 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:05,130 -Shut up. -Tell me what? 3 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:06,771 You won't look at him. 4 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:10,875 I could use another reason why women won't look at me. 5 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:15,604 All right. All right. Last night, I had a dream... 6 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:18,248 ...that you and I were 7 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:21,249 Doing it on this table. 8 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:25,285 Excellent dream score. 9 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,930 Why would you dream that? 10 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:33,830 More importantly... 11 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,329 ...was I any good? 12 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,432 Well, you were pretty damn good. 13 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:44,233 Interesting. In my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate. 14 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:49,374 Last night, you seemed to know your way around the table. 15 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:54,650 I love it when we share. 16 00:00:58,658 --> 00:00:59,818 You okay? 17 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:03,484 I can't believe you two had sex in her dream. 18 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,731 Sorry, it was a one-time thing. 19 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:10,369 I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious. 20 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:13,168 The One With The lck Factor 21 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:00,613 Hello, Rachel. 22 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:02,653 Get off. 23 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:09,659 Ooh, give me. Can you see me operating a drill press? 24 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:12,657 I don't know. What are you wearing? 25 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:18,497 Why would you want to? 26 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:22,664 For short-term work. Till I get back my massage clients. 27 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,468 Pirates again? 28 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:27,545 No. Nothing like that. 29 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:29,941 I'm just such a dummy. 30 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:35,314 I taught a "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are. 31 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,920 Hey, Chan, she could work for you. 32 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,627 Thanks, Joey. That's a good idea. 33 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,828 I could. I could do it. What is it? 34 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:50,229 My secretary's gonna be out. She's having one of her boobs reduced. 35 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,165 It's a whole big boob story. 36 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:57,833 -I could be a secretary. -I don't know if it'd be your thing... 37 00:02:58,044 --> 00:03:02,947 ... because it involves being normal for a large portion of the day. 38 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,078 I could do that. 39 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:08,780 -What's that? -My new beeper. 40 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,456 Why does a paleontologist need a beeper? 41 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:16,788 Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help. They're still extinct. 42 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:20,755 It's for when Carol goes into labor. 43 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,629 All she has to do is dial 55-JlMBO. 44 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:28,929 A cool number and a possible name for the kid. 45 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,804 -See you later. -Off to see young Ethan? 46 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:33,677 Thank you. 47 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:37,175 How young is young Ethan? Young? 48 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,346 He's our age. 49 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,178 When we were.... 50 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:49,019 -He's a senior in college. -College? 51 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,663 Rob that cradle. 52 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:56,261 He's smart and mature and grown-up. 53 00:03:56,469 --> 00:04:00,872 Mature and grown-up, he's a big boy. 54 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,471 This man-child has no problem with how old you are? 55 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:08,039 No, of course not. It's not even an issue... 56 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:09,975 ... because I said I was 22. 57 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,480 -You what? -What? 58 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:15,176 -Oh, I can't pass for 22? -Well, maybe 25, 26. 59 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:18,150 -I am 26. -There you go. 60 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,767 Can you hear that? 61 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:40,067 That'll stop when you pick up the phone. 62 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,948 -Oh, I'm on. -Okay. 63 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:47,781 Mr. Bing's office. 64 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:53,849 -Sorry, he's in a meeting. -I'm not in a meeting. 65 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,823 Will he know what this is in reference to? 66 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,622 And he has your number? 67 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:02,528 I'll see that he gets the message. Bye-bye. 68 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,072 Ross says hi. 69 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:10,302 This is so fun. What do we do now? 70 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:13,343 Well, now I actually have to get to work. 71 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:15,240 "Most likely." 72 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:21,413 Okay, I'm gonna be out there. 73 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,588 All right. Bye-bye. 74 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,256 Bye-bye. 75 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,797 -Yes? -What you doing? 76 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,404 Okay, windows are clean. Candles are lit. 77 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:42,938 BeIt's too tight. Gotta change. 78 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:47,306 Did I turn the fish? Nope, because I made lasagna. 79 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:51,146 -Am I out of control? -Just a touch. 80 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:55,484 I don't understand. You've been dating this guy since... 81 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,781 ... his midterms. 82 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,953 Why, all of a sudden, are you so...? 83 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:09,494 -What? -Could tonight be the night? 84 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:14,005 I don't know. He's a great guy... 85 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,505 ...and I love being with him. But, you know... 86 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:22,347 ...things happen when they happen. You don't plan these things. 87 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:25,912 -So, did you shave your legs? -Yeah. 88 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:32,981 Would you let it go? It was just a dream. 89 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,682 It doesn't mean 90 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:39,027 This is it. It's baby time! 91 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:41,823 All right, relax. Just relax. Be cool. 92 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:45,867 Yeah, hi. I was just beeped. 93 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:52,134 No, Andre is not here. Third time today. 94 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:54,204 Yes, I am sure. 95 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:58,782 I do not perform those kind of services. 96 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,475 Services? 97 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,880 Oh, services. 98 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:05,716 Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. 99 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:11,162 That's right. 100 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:14,390 That's right. JUMBO with a "U," sir. 101 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,124 You don't want me. 102 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:20,304 Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. 103 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,933 Alrighty, bye-bye. 104 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,577 How was the first day? 105 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:32,148 Excellent. Everyone was so, so nice. 106 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:36,185 It pays to know the man who wears my shoes. 107 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:37,754 Me. 108 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,816 -I didn't tell anyone I knew you. -Why? 109 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:43,825 Well, because, you know. 110 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,322 They don't like you. 111 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:52,162 -What? -I thought you knew. 112 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,234 -Who doesn't like me? -Everyone. 113 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:00,103 Except for.... 114 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,937 No. Everyone. 115 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,776 -What are you talking about? -Don't feel bad. 116 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,250 They used to like you a lot. 117 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:15,223 But you got promoted, and now you're Mr. Boss Man. Mr. Big. 118 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:18,055 Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing. 119 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:23,135 -I can't believe it. -Yeah. They even do you. 120 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,672 They "do" me? 121 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,533 You know, like, okay: 122 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:31,707 "Could that report be any later?" 123 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:40,214 -I don't sound like that. -Yeah, you do. 124 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,888 "The hills are alive with the sound... 125 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,189 ...of music." 126 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,690 "My scone. My scone." 127 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:01,238 I don't sound like that. That is so not true. 128 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,344 That is so not That is so not 129 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,670 That Oh, shut up. 130 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,978 -Did not. -Up until I was 9... 131 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:17,745 ... I thought "gunpoint" was a place where crimes happened. 132 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:20,983 -How's that possible? -It's always on the news. 133 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,787 "A man is being held up at Gunpoint." 134 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:26,294 "Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint." 135 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:31,236 And I kept thinking, "Why do people continue to go there?" 136 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:37,871 I should go. 137 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:48,643 -Unless -What? 138 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:51,982 Unless you wanna stay over. 139 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,852 I mean, I'm going to. So.... 140 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,823 Yeah, I'd really like that. 141 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:10,371 Before we get into any staying-over stuff... 142 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,078 ...there's something you should know. 143 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,544 Is this, like, "I have an early class tomorrow"... 144 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,410 ...or "I'm secretly married to a goat"? 145 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:23,547 Well, it's somewhere in between. 146 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:27,954 You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not.... 147 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:31,061 Well, I mean, I haven't ever.... 148 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,594 Ethan? 149 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:34,563 Are you a virgin? 150 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:39,030 If that's what you kids are calling it these days, then... 151 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,500 ...yes, I am. 152 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:48,175 I mean, you're just such a good kisser I would never have known. 153 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:53,114 Well, I've excelled at every level I've been to, I just.... 154 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:59,190 I just haven't been to that particular one yet. 155 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:03,954 I've kind of been waiting for the right person. 156 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,688 -Really? -Yeah. 157 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,327 You do know I was talking about you, right? 158 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,644 Wow. 159 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,304 You keep saying that. 160 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:27,352 You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies. 161 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:31,181 Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man... 162 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:34,150 ...it is nothing like that. 163 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,591 Listen, listen. 164 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:44,932 You told me something that was really difficult for you. 165 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:49,267 And I figure if you can be honest, then I can too. 166 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,807 Don't tell me I did it wrong. 167 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,106 Nothing wrong about that. 168 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,051 Here goes. 169 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,456 I'm not 22. 170 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,357 I'm 25... 171 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,993 ...and 1 3 months. 172 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:17,594 But I figure that shouldn't change anything. 173 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:22,740 What does it matter how old we are? Basically, I'm nuts about you. 174 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:27,879 I knew after the first time we kissed. You didn't mention the Tic Tac. 175 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,140 I just thought you were naturally minty. 176 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:35,949 Listen... 177 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:39,818 ...as long as we're telling stuff... 178 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,953 ... I have another one for you. 179 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:46,927 I'm a little younger than I said. 180 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,762 -You're not a senior? -Oh, I'm a senior... 181 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,800 ...in high school. 182 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,419 What we did was wrong. 183 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:15,822 I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial. 184 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,355 I just had sex. 185 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:26,068 Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me? 186 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,900 -You never said your age. -It's different. 187 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:33,340 My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. 188 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,074 -What were you thinking? -I was too busy falling 189 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:40,650 -Don't say it. -ln love with you. 190 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,454 -Really? -Sorry. 191 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,614 Well, fall out of it. 192 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:50,351 You shouldn't be here. It's a school night. 193 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,129 Oh, God. 194 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:56,630 I'm like those women that you see... 195 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,303 ...with shiny guys named Chad. 196 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,738 I'm Joan Collins. 197 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,136 Who? 198 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,556 Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. 199 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:27,464 Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra. 200 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,192 Alrighty. Bye-bye. 201 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,404 It's just easier that way. 202 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:40,472 -You told me about the last dream. -No. Forget it. 203 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:44,638 Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy? 204 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,286 All right. Fine. 205 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:53,014 You were not the only one there. 206 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,683 Joey was there too. 207 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:58,762 All right. 208 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,590 Was there... 209 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,602 ...anybody else there? 210 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,266 You sure? Nobody... 211 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,139 ... handing out mints or anything? 212 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,913 No, it was just the three of us. 213 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,515 So was it you and Chandler... 214 00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:26,224 ...then you and me, or you, me and Chandler? 215 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,686 -You know what? -What? 216 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,360 There were times... 217 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,861 ...when it wasn't even me. 218 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:47,843 That is so sweet, you guys. 219 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,179 Mon, Ethan called again. 220 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,027 -What? -Ethan called again. 221 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:09,524 -You're not seeing him anymore? -No. 222 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,099 Sometimes, things don't work out. 223 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:17,705 This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym? 224 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,705 I did not say anything. I swear. 225 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,816 -He stopped by. -Next time you talk to him... 226 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:31,183 ...could you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is? 227 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,958 Oh, my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now? 228 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,390 Sorry. 229 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,497 "It's morphin'time." 230 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,566 -Stegosaurus. -Tyrannosaurus. 231 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,305 I gotta go. 232 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:50,972 Head rush. 233 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,841 One more, and then I have to go. 234 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,378 Cool. 235 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,614 Where you going? 236 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,449 A birthday party with some work people. 237 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:09,320 Work people? Nobody told me. 238 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,825 I know. That's part of the whole... 239 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:15,294 ...them-not-liking-you extravaganza. 240 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,694 A month ago, these people were my friends. 241 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,964 I'm in charge, but I'm not a different person. 242 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:28,143 Then come, hang out. Let them see what a great guy you still are. 243 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,508 -You think I should? -I really do. 244 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,212 But could we not go together? 245 00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:39,515 I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss. 246 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:46,090 -Hey, you okay? -Yeah. 247 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:50,928 -This can't be easy for him either. -I know. 248 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:55,266 This may take some time for him to get over it... 249 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:59,171 ... but, then at four, Muppet Babies is on. 250 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:09,543 Go deep. Deep. Deep. 251 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,723 Sorry, Shelly. 252 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,827 See, with the fun? 253 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,853 Last night was great. 254 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,796 The karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing "Ebony and lvory." 255 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,335 You were great. But they still made fun of you. 256 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,235 -What? -Now you're Mr. Caring Boss. 257 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,033 Mr. I'm-one-of-you Boss. 258 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:35,008 Mr. I-wanna-be-your-buddy Boss Man Bing. 259 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:37,906 Then I don't get it. 260 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,617 You know what? I think you just gotta face it. 261 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,255 You're the guy in the big office. 262 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:48,358 You're the one that hires and fires them. 263 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:51,256 -They say you're a great boss. -They do? 264 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,966 But they're not your friends anymore. 265 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,930 -I just want -But you can't. 266 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,331 But I just want 267 00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:11,173 Are you gonna? 268 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:15,149 Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 9-1 -1... 269 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,755 ...she's having a baby. Otherwise, I just ignore it. 270 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,219 What about Andre? 271 00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:23,485 He got a call from our cousin, Nathan. 272 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:27,631 Frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know. 273 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,675 That was gonna be my opener. 274 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:41,944 Have you guys seen those new hand dryers in the bathroom? 275 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:45,446 -I thought that was just a rumor. -True story. 276 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,317 Look, I gotta tell you something. 277 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:55,357 I'm not 1 7. I said that so you'd think I was vulnerable. 278 00:19:55,594 --> 00:20:00,031 I'm actually 30. I have a wife and a job. I'm your congressman. 279 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,028 This is ridiculous. We're great together. 280 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:08,171 We can talk, make each other laugh, and the sex.... 281 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:12,309 I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great. 282 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,480 -lt was. -Then what's the problem? 283 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,006 Ethan, it's.... 284 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,950 It's icky. 285 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,719 "lcky"? 286 00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:29,485 You're actually gonna throw this away because it's "icky"? 287 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:33,756 This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different. 288 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,592 If you were older or I was younger... 289 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:40,293 ...or we lived in biblical times... 290 00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:43,065 -... I could really -No, don't say it. 291 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,140 Love you. 292 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,314 -Are your hands still wet? -Moist. 293 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:53,450 Let's dry them again. 294 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:03,057 Or, like, "Could these margaritas be any stronger?" 295 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,090 Hey, Chandler. 296 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,696 Hello, Mr. Bing. 297 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,232 Loved your Stevie Wonder last night. 298 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:17,268 Thanks. About the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by 9:00. 299 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,376 -Sure. -No problem. 300 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,507 You have to give them something. 301 00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:27,981 That was Gerston, Santos, and who's the other guy? 302 00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,086 -Petrie. -Petrie. Right, okay. 303 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,950 Well, some people are gonna be working... 304 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:35,524 ...this weekend. 305 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,282 Oh, that's nice. 306 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:14,031 Ross. 307 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,540 I'm here. 308 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:28,712 You are? 309 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,883 We were just.... 310 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,315 What? 311 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,225 -Great. Now I'm having a baby. -What? 312 00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:49,828 I'm having a baby. I'm having a 313 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:53,162 -The phone, the phone. -I don't have the phone. 314 00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,403 I'm hurt. 315 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:05,781 Let's go. Come on, people. Woman in labor. 316 00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:09,685 -Look what I got going. -Save it for the cab. 317 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:12,787 We're going to a hospital. 318 00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:16,188 I can't look nice? There are doctors there. 319 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:19,556 -Joey, get out of the fridge. -All right. 320 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,300 -What is that? -For the ride. 321 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,196 -Like in a cab -Save it. 322 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,497 -Hating this. -Monica, come on. Let's go. 323 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:28,695 Baby coming. 324 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,398 I can't believe I'm gonna be an aunt. 325 00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:35,077 -I'll have a nephew. -That's nice. Get out. 326 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,881 All right, I'm going. I'm going. 327 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,118 Here we go. Come on.