Breaking Bad Season 1 Episode 3

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​1 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,338 Let's break it down. 2 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,759 Hydrogen. What does that give us? 3 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,762 By mole, we're looking at 63 percent. 4 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:57,056 Sixty-three? Wow. Mm-hm. 5 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,641 That is a big bite. 6 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:01,978 My next step's gotta be oxygen. Oxygen, 26 percent. 7 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:04,355 Twenty-six. There you have your water. 8 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:07,984 Carbon, 9 percent. Carbon, 9. 9 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:11,112 For a total of 98 percent. Right. 10 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,656 Nitrogen, 1.25 percent. 11 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,575 One-point-two-five. 12 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,077 That brings you to 99 and a quarter. 13 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:21,247 Which only leaves you with the trace elements 14 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,000 down where the magic happens. 15 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:27,962 Oh, wait a minute. What about calcium? Calcium's not a trace. 16 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,047 Got a whole skeleton to account for. 17 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,133 - You would think, right? - Right. 18 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:35,636 - Calcium. - Calcium's only 0.25 percent. 19 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,347 What? That low? Uh-huh. Mm-hm. 20 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,516 Seriously? 21 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,435 Damn, I never would've thought that. 22 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:47,440 Okay, so where does iron fit in? Iron. 23 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,233 Wow, okay, 24 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:54,614 0.00004 percent. 25 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:58,534 What? You can't have hemoglobin without iron. 26 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,579 Apparently, it don't take much. No doubt. Go figure. 27 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,372 Ah, sodium. 28 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,083 - Sodium, 0.04. 29 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:10,213 Phosphorus, 0.19. 30 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,049 Point-one-nine. 31 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:14,967 There we go. 32 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,721 So the whole thing 33 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,057 adds up to... 34 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:25,394 99.888042 percent. 35 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:33,402 We are 0.111958 percent 36 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,655 shy. 37 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,533 Supposedly that's everything. Yeah? 38 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,118 Mm-hm. 39 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,745 I don't know, it just... 40 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,330 It just... 41 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,582 It seems like something's missing, doesn't it? 42 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:52,839 There's got to be more to a human being than that. 43 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,037 I hate these shoes. 44 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,040 Shoes make me look like I should be changing bedpans, 45 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,293 like I should be squeaking around 46 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,879 bringing soup to some disgusting old person, 47 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,047 then take the bus home to my 16 cats. 48 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,342 Then why are you wearing them? 49 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:41,929 I like the support. My arches happen to be extremely arch-y. 50 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,601 Yo, what's up? 51 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:49,145 Hey, can you call me, like, in two minutes? 52 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:50,813 Thanks, bye. 53 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,525 I gotta go take this. 54 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,486 Ooh. Female? 55 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,823 Louis. 56 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:04,410 Not like it's any of your business, though. 57 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,662 Just be quick about it. No. 58 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:11,167 Oh, and, um, please don't say, "Yo." 59 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:14,128 You can't know how much I hate that. 60 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:23,012 You missed a spot, right there. 61 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,847 Should you be up on that ladder? 62 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,475 You're more than welcome to take over for me up here. 63 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,977 I don't see why you don't get Walt to do it. 64 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,439 Yeah, there's an idea. 65 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,736 So um, I'm, uh, I'm working on this new short story 66 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,364 and there's this stoner character in it 67 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:44,200 and I'm trying to... um... 68 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:45,993 Well, you know, actually, let me back up. 69 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,370 Um, you, uh, 70 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,914 you smoked your fair share 71 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:52,291 of pot in college, didn't you? 72 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:57,213 I mean, you at least tried it. 73 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,008 Come on. 74 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:07,056 I perhaps tried it. Why? 75 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,558 Do you remember it having an effect on your mood? 76 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,852 Like, changing it in any major way? 77 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,689 It made me more serious. 78 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,565 Really? 79 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,568 Because I mostly remember 80 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,071 it made me lightheaded, that's about it. 81 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,365 I was just wondering if... 82 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,909 If it maybe could, um... 83 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,246 Um, you know, 84 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:34,291 it's just a character thing I'm stuck on. Never mind. 85 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:37,670 Walter, Jr.'s on pot? What? No. 86 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,547 No. No. 87 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:42,174 What would make you even...? Where's he getting it from? 88 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,928 Marie. Seriously. Is it this Louis person? 89 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,388 What are you gonna do about this? 90 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:50,516 Marie, you need to look me in the eye. 91 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,768 I am strictly asking 92 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,603 about a story that I'm writing, that's all. 93 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:59,275 Right hand to God, Walter Jr. Is not on pot, 94 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:02,903 certainly not as far as I know. 95 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,322 Not as far as you know? 96 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,950 Marie. 97 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,059 Hey, look at me. 98 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,020 Hey, turn around and look at me. 99 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:08,779 This... This here. 100 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,574 I wouldn't do this to my worst enemy. 101 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,287 This is degrading. 102 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,626 I'm sorry. 103 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:26,088 You hope I'll make it easy and just drop dead, don't you? 104 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,258 But I won't. 105 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,385 So either kill me, or let me go. 106 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,681 You don't have it in you, Walter. 107 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,604 How do you know my name? 108 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,732 Jesse. 109 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,151 He told Emilio and me. 110 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:50,404 I came by to sell your meth. 111 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:54,533 So, what, did you threaten him, huh? 112 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,411 Did you beat it out of him? Not even close. 113 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,125 What else did he tell you? 114 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:07,004 Pretty much everything he could think of. 115 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,632 You were his high-school teacher. 116 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,967 One time you taught about carbon dioxide 117 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:15,137 by making grape soda in class. 118 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,264 You have a son who's retarded, 119 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,141 or in a wheelchair or something. 120 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,480 It shouldn't come across as some news flash. 121 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,899 That partner of yours, 122 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,317 he's got a big mouth. 123 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,779 Walter, 124 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,448 I don't know what you think you're doing here, 125 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,825 but trust me, 126 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,995 this line of work doesn't suit you. 127 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,917 So I should just let you go, then? 128 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,961 Just unlock you 129 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,672 and adiós, huh? 130 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,633 I don't see what real choice you have. 131 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:56,262 If it's between that and cold-blooded murder. 132 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,013 Besides... 133 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,183 your real problem's sitting upstairs. 134 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,246 Occupied. 135 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,374 Hey, yo, I'm trying to pinch one off in here. 136 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,710 Just give me some privacy, would you? 137 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,048 Okay. What the hell, man? 138 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,718 What are you doing, man? 139 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,887 You asshole. What...? You told him my name. 140 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,181 Says who, him? My name, where I work. 141 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,809 You told him about my son. Hey, don't touch me. 142 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,562 Damn junkie. No, give me that. That's mine. 143 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,897 This is going down the toilet. Watch it go. 144 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,150 No, that's worth 40 grand, you stupid shit. 145 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,569 It's worth nothing when you smoke it all. 146 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,738 Get off the toilet. 147 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,240 Get off the toilet! No. 148 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,911 Get off the toilet. 149 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,414 Stop it. 150 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,086 No. No way. 151 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,788 No. 152 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,040 No, no, no. 153 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,793 Jesse, where the hell do you think you're going? 154 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,586 Back off, man. Jesus. 155 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,962 We've got work to do. No, no. 156 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,715 You... You got work to do. I did my part. 157 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,385 You mean that obscenity I spent the last two hours cleaning up? 158 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,471 That is your contribution? Kiss my pink ass, man. 159 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,223 I didn't ask for any of this. 160 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,183 How am I supposed to live here now, huh? 161 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,894 My whole house smells like toe cheese and dry cleaning. 162 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,064 Because you didn't follow my instructions. 163 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,982 Oh, well, heil Hitler, bitch. 164 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,402 And let me tell you something else. 165 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,446 We flipped a coin, okay? 166 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,157 You and me. You and me. 167 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,743 Coin flip is sacred. 168 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,506 Your job is waiting for you in that basement, 169 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,842 as per the coin. 170 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,677 Fucking do it, already. 171 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,278 That's what she said. Yeah. 172 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,948 Yeah. Yeah, I think we have some of those. 173 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,950 Yeah, you'll have to try them on. 174 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,535 Hello? Seven and a half, maybe. 175 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,704 I don't know. Excuse me. 176 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:09,872 Do you have these in black? 177 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,040 Uh-uh. 178 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,042 Anyways, so like I was saying, 179 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,962 I went to the party the other night. Yeah, Tony was there. 180 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,718 Whatever. 181 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,512 Hey, where have you been? I called you two hours ago. 182 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,223 Sorry, baby, I'm, uh, kind of busy here. What's up? 183 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,767 Well, kind of a lot, actually, 184 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,728 and it's a delicate subject. 185 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,105 So I need you to focus, and... 186 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,691 Hey, sit down! Sit down! 187 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,027 Damn it, Hank. 188 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,946 I'm sorry, babe, I'm just in the middle of something here. 189 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,032 Get... 190 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,911 Sit down! Sit your ass down, comprende? You too, sit down! 191 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,373 Shit. 192 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,250 I'm back, babe. What's up? 193 00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,214 Walter Jr. Yeah, what about him? 194 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,759 Marijuana. He's smoking it. Bullshit. 195 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,094 Excuse me, his own mother seems to think so. 196 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,263 Skyler told you that? She inferred it. 197 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,557 She inferred it, huh? 198 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,893 She strongly inferred it. 199 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,230 Like, "Doctor, my friend 200 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,524 suffers from erectile dysfunction." 201 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,275 Please, come on. All right. 202 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,611 I want you to talk to him. Walt should talk to him. 203 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,780 Hell, Skyler, better yet. She'll kick his butt up and down the block. 204 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,074 I think it ought to be you. 205 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,493 You know, tell him some horror stories. 206 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,120 Maybe show him some autopsy pictures. 207 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,248 An autopsy of a pot overdose? Come on. 208 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,792 I don't know, baby, it's just that, you know, 209 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,128 I figure his dad should be the one doing this thing, don't you think? 210 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,673 Hank, he respects you. 211 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,303 Yeah, all right. Well, listen, I mean, 212 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,888 I'll swing by their place after work. 213 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,808 Good. Scare him straight. Yeah, yeah. 214 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,601 Hey, where's my sugar? 215 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,020 Hm. Muah. 216 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,066 Excuse me, ma'am. 217 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,486 Ma'am, you need to be wearing footies before you try those on. 218 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,613 I'm extremely clean. 219 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,825 Yeah, well, I'd really appreciate it. 220 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:14,788 Hey, sorry about that. Yeah, I'll check. 221 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,250 You know, I hid a pair for you last week, gray ones. 222 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,169 My manager found them and we put them back on the floor. 223 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,088 I know. 224 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,006 Hey. 225 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,716 I'm going. 226 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:12,429 - What do you think? - About what? 227 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,890 This look like a nice place? 228 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,768 No, not really. 229 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,062 Think you'd like to live here? 230 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,064 No. 231 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,192 Sure about that? Yeah, pretty sure. 232 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,445 I thought we were going to Cold Stone Creamery. 233 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,156 Yeah, yeah, well, we took a little detour. 234 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,409 Figure we'll come over here and check out how the other half lives. 235 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,204 This here is what we call the Crystal Palace. 236 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,207 You know who lives in the palace? Meth-heads. 237 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,835 Nasty, skeevy meth-heads 238 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,129 who'd sell their grandma's coochie for a hit. 239 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,966 Oh, you think that's funny? That's funny, huh? Yeah. 240 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,469 Let me tell you something. Every one of these 241 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,806 miserable wastes of skin got started how? 242 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,015 Hm? 243 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,309 How do you think they started? I don't know. 244 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,937 What do you think it was they were all doing before they graduated 245 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,190 to shooting meth in their dicks? 246 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,777 A gateway drug. 247 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,612 That's what we call it. 248 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,156 Dollars to doughnuts, and I shit you not, 249 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:17,285 that gateway drug was marijuana, every time. 250 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,454 You understand? Um, yeah. 251 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,666 So why are you telling me this? 252 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,002 Because I love you, you little bastard. 253 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,631 And, hey, I was young once, you know. 254 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,676 The world's a messed-up place, you know. 255 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:36,263 You know, just this, uh, one time, you know... 256 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,433 Hey! Hey! Hey, you! 257 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,562 Yeah, you, princess. Get over here. 258 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,817 Hey, don't make me get out of the car. 259 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,489 Check this out. 260 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,576 See what I'm talking about. 261 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,203 Hey, I ain't holding, okay? Did I say you could open your mouth? 262 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,330 And hands off the car. 263 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,501 Other side. Go around the other side, talk to my friend here. 264 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,506 What's your name, sweetheart? 265 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,468 - Wendy. - Wendy, huh? 266 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,803 How much you charge for a windy, Wendy? 267 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,182 I ain't doing him, he's a kid. Jesus, was that my question? 268 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,101 Don't think so hard, it's gonna hurt your brain. 269 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,644 Are you on the pipe or on the needle? 270 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,480 Nothing. Neither. 271 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,648 Yeah, yeah. Show us your teeth, huh? 272 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,859 Come on, Wendy, let's see those pearly whites. 273 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:37,365 Oh, God. See that? Pipe, definitely. 274 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,201 Bigtime, bigtime on the pipe. 275 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,952 You got something you wanna ask Wendy? 276 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,246 Um, no, not really. 277 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,665 You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? 278 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,667 Sausages don't count. 279 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:53,006 Ahem. Seriously, tell my friend here how you got started. 280 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,217 Probably used to be, what, like a Girl Scout 281 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,052 or probably sang in the church choir? 282 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,720 What are you, like, handicapped? 283 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,223 He broke his leg playing football. 284 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:05,143 He's a QB. Got an arm like a howitzer. 285 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,356 So tell me, Wendy, you smoke pot? 286 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:10,607 Why, you got some? 287 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,401 All right, hoof it, get lost. Get out of here. 288 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,863 Hey, fair warning, next time I'm gonna bust you. 289 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,831 So, what do you think? 290 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,084 Cool. 291 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,761 - Shut the door. - Shut the door. 292 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,764 Lock it. Lock it, lock it. 293 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,057 Who the hell was that? 294 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,935 Cop and some football player messing with me. 295 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,437 They ask about me, huh? 296 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,274 No, I think they just wanted pot. 297 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,915 Right there. 298 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,543 Shit, left my root beer. 299 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,720 - Hello? - Hey, sweetie, it's me. 300 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,680 Listen, I'm so sorry. 301 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,349 The time, it just, ha... 302 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,517 It just... It completely got away from me. 303 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,103 I'm just, ha... uh... 304 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:16,191 My fault, my fault. Bogdan just kept me here late, 305 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,902 you know, doing some inventory, 306 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,696 and I, um, l... I should've just... 307 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:22,864 You know, you're right. 308 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:27,035 L-I gotta learn to say, you know, "No." 309 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,371 But, um... 310 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,999 Sky? You there? 311 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:37,253 You're at the car wash? 312 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,547 Yeah. 313 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,217 I seriously doubt that, 314 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:45,053 since you quit two weeks ago. 315 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:54,729 I called Bogdan, looking for you. 316 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,148 Quite an earful he gave me. 317 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:02,404 Listen... 318 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,906 Listen, I'll come home and we'll talk about it. 319 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,827 I don't think so, Walt. Honey... 320 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,913 Wherever you are, 321 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,207 why don't you just stay there tonight? 322 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,836 Skyler? Skyler? 323 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,131 Skyler? 324 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,968 Walter? 325 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,594 Hello? 326 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,639 Hey, I'm kind of hungry down here. 327 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,680 Oh. 328 00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,031 Come on. 329 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,222 Damn. 330 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,225 I didn't think you were coming back. 331 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,783 How long was I out? 332 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:55,827 Ten, 15 minutes? 333 00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,374 I've never seen someone knock themselves out just by coughing. 334 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,751 You breathe in the same shit you used on me? 335 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,095 I've got lung cancer. 336 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,247 I'll go make you another sandwich. 337 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:20,745 It's safe. 338 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,830 There's no poison. 339 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,795 Because that would be the way to do it, 340 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,838 if you're gonna do it. 341 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,550 I suppose it would. 342 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,094 I mean, 343 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,721 you being a chemist and all. 344 00:26:55,906 --> 00:27:00,201 So that name... 345 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,662 Krazy-8. 346 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,039 Do I really have to call you that? 347 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,541 I mean, no offense, 348 00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:10,211 but don't you have a real name? 349 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:16,009 Domingo. 350 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:19,137 That's "Sunday," right? 351 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:25,226 I'd rather call you that, if you don't mind. 352 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:27,770 Whatever. 353 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,481 I can't say I ever liked it much. 354 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,863 So, Domingo, 355 00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:41,075 you from around town here or someplace else? 356 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,995 Hey, Walter? You getting to know me 357 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,873 is not gonna make it easier for you to kill me. 358 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:49,000 Not that I mind, you understand? 359 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:54,964 You know, you keep telling me that I don't have it in me. 360 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,050 Well, maybe. 361 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,218 But maybe not. 362 00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:05,141 I sure as hell am looking for any reason not to. 363 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,770 I mean, any good reason at all. 364 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,944 Sell me. 365 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,364 Tell me what it is. 366 00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:25,536 I guess I'd start off by promising that if you let me go 367 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,873 I won't come after you, that you'd be safe. 368 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,959 I guess I'd say what happened between us 369 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,419 never happened. 370 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:37,298 And what's best for both parties is we forget all about it. 371 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,842 But you know that anybody in my situation 372 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:41,677 would make promises like that. 373 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,180 And, in my case, they happen to be true. 374 00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:46,015 You'll never know for sure. 375 00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:52,105 So, what else can I tell you? 376 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,779 I don't know. 377 00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:04,409 But you've gotta convince me. 378 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:08,955 And you're going nowhere until you do. 379 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:12,166 Hey, yeah. Yeah. 380 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:15,169 I'm from here in town, man. 381 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,880 ABQ, born and bred. 382 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,383 Never left. 383 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:23,886 Studied Business Administration over at UNM, 384 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,431 got my degree. 385 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,182 Really? 386 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,397 Does that, uh, come in handy in the drug trade? 387 00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:37,066 It doesn't hurt. 388 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,236 I was gonna study music originally. 389 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:43,197 Maybe even try out for Oberlin and Berklee. 390 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:46,701 My pops talked me out of it. 391 00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:47,910 Said there was no money in it 392 00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:50,580 unless I wind up some bullshit rock star, 393 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:53,458 and I didn't have a snowball chance of that. 394 00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:57,295 What does your dad do? 395 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,589 He owns Tampico Furniture 396 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,716 over on Menaul. 397 00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:05,052 Wait a minute, I know that place. 398 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,599 Wait a minute. That's... 399 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,143 That's that... That, uh... 400 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,062 They used to have those... Those late-night... 401 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,273 The stupid commercials. That they had, yeah. 402 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:20,526 Yeah, that's him. Been doing them for over 30 years. 403 00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:24,572 Wait a minute. How did it go? It was, uh... 404 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:28,451 Wait, wait, wait. It was... 405 00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:33,247 Don't let shopping Strain your brain-o 406 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:37,251 Just sing this short refrain-o 407 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,588 Our furniture is bueno Our furniture is bueno 408 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:44,383 Tampico is the name-o Tampico is the name-o 409 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:57,939 Pretty moronic. But what can you do? 410 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:01,776 Well, it did tend to stick in your head. 411 00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:05,780 Did you write that? Being the musician in the family. 412 00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:09,909 Hell, no, man. It was my crazy uncle Alex. 413 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:12,537 He sings it at bars, trying to pick up on women. 414 00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,289 His mind, it's like saying, 415 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:18,459 "Hey, I wrote 'Stairway to Heaven."' 416 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,297 Yeah, but at Tampico Furniture, I... 417 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,841 I think when my son was born 418 00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,760 that we bought his bassinet there. 419 00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:30,054 Uh-uh. We don't sell bassinets there. 420 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,931 It's more of a specialty item. 421 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:35,434 We did use to sell cribs. 422 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,145 A crib, then, okay. A crib. 423 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,481 Yeah. No, I remember that. 424 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:44,735 In fact, I remember recognizing your dad 425 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,737 from those commercials. 426 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:50,449 Although he wasn't anywhere near as friendly in real life. 427 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,535 Yeah. No shit. 428 00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:55,288 Did he, uh, try selling you that extended warranty? 429 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,665 Yeah, he probably did. 430 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,209 And I was probably dumb enough to buy it. 431 00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:02,503 Yeah, that was his big thing. 432 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,255 You ask him for a glass of water, 433 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:07,466 he'd tell you you need an extended warranty on the ice. 434 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,931 Did you work there too? Only my whole life. 435 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:17,101 Up until the day I said, "Fuck you," and quit. 436 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:24,567 So, uh... 437 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:27,737 16 years ago, how old would you have been? 438 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,991 If it was after school, trust me, I was there. 439 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,201 Might have even helped ring you up. 440 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:38,164 You and your extended warranty on the crib. 441 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,383 Small world. 442 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:52,219 It is. 443 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,557 The paths we take, huh? 444 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,876 Jesse know you've got cancer? 445 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,923 No one but you. 446 00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:32,093 Not your family? 447 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,929 No. 448 00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:36,180 Why not? 449 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:45,147 Not a conversation that I'm even remotely ready to have. 450 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,777 That's why you're cooking meth? 451 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,905 You wanna leave money for your family. 452 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:56,701 Hell, I mean, 453 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,829 I'll write you a check right now if you let me go. 454 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,962 Like I said, Walter, 455 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:11,298 this line of work doesn't suit you. 456 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:18,139 Get out before it's too late. 457 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,981 I don't know what to do. 458 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:36,991 Yeah. 459 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:38,492 You do. 460 00:34:57,471 --> 00:34:59,555 I'll get the key. 461 00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:45,619 No. 462 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:48,122 Oh, no, no, no. 463 00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:02,469 No. No. No, don't do this. 464 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:06,390 Don't do this. Why are you doing this? 465 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,143 Why are you doing this? 466 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:44,595 You're doing the right thing, Walter. 467 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,514 Yeah? 468 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,437 Do you wanna? 469 00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:12,414 So you're not angry? 470 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:14,541 What do you mean? 471 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,044 Angry at you? 472 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,712 No. 473 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,423 Live and let live, man. 474 00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:25,636 That's very understanding. 475 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,638 Whatever, man. 476 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,015 I just wanna go home. 477 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,729 Yeah. 478 00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:37,898 Me too. 479 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,574 Unlock me, Walter. 480 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,259 The moment I do... 481 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:10,597 are you gonna stick me with that broken piece of plate? 482 00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:40,711 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 483 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,796 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 484 00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:45,007 I'm so sorry. 485 00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:55,768 I'm sorry. 486 00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:58,062 I'm so sorry. 487 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,570 Hello? 488 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,114 Anybody down here? 489 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:42,351 Everybody, 490 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:45,270 I need you all to take your seats. 491 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:48,273 Settle down, please. Thank you. 492 00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:51,485 I understand that Mr. White is feeling 493 00:42:51,653 --> 00:42:53,987 a little under the weather this morning. 494 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:55,239 So you folks 495 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:59,159 are going to have to be making do with me today. 496 00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:03,664 And we are going to be watching a very interesting video 497 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,334 on carbon 498 00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:08,877 Very important stuff. 499 00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:13,257 So, what do you think? 500 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,842 - Ah, it's a cook site. - Gotta be. 501 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:19,304 Nobody came way the hell out here just to buy. 502 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:22,266 Fire there could have started by accident. 503 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:25,477 I don't think that was meant to destroy evidence. 504 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:28,939 Got a couple of Dooley tracks headed away, towards the road. 505 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:32,484 So, what, they're in some kind of camper/lab? 506 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:35,779 They accidentally start a fire and everybody FOs? 507 00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,614 Yeah. Why not? 508 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:41,034 So why did that little hair-gelled shit leave his car? 509 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,246 Ay-yi-yi. 510 00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:47,040 Gomey, it's a culture in decline. 511 00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:49,209 It's a rich and vibrant culture. 512 00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:51,878 It's a car that jumps up and down. 513 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,255 What the hell? 514 00:43:53,423 --> 00:43:56,675 You people used to be conquistadors, for chrissake. 515 00:43:56,843 --> 00:44:01,221 Smells like a Drakkar Noir factory in here. 516 00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:02,889 I already searched it. 517 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:05,309 Yeah. 518 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,227 You're wasting your time. 519 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,189 Give it up. If this here's a trap car, 520 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:13,650 it's gonna take more than your dumb white ass to find it. 521 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:17,738 Oh, yeah? You are talking to the trap-car master, 522 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:18,989 my friend. 523 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:21,575 I'm Rain Man counting his toothpicks. 524 00:44:21,743 --> 00:44:24,745 Yeah, you're like Rain Man. Retarded. 525 00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,795 Yeah, baby. 526 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:40,510 Hello, zippy. Asshole. 527 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:43,388 Sort of looks like meth but it's, uh, 528 00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:45,265 it's too damn white. 529 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,436 You know what I'm thinking, Gomey? 530 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,314 Yep. Somebody croaked our snitch. 531 00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:54,066 Hey, agents. 532 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:56,193 You got something? 533 00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:33,480 I don't know. It just... 534 00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:36,066 It just doesn't it seem like... 535 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,985 Something's missing? 536 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:41,363 What about the soul? 537 00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:55,502 The soul. 538 00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:05,387 There's nothing but chemistry here. 539 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,621 Skyler? 540 00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:24,758 There's something I have to tell you.